#5
Bad publicity is still publicity.

I really couldn't care less what Tom Cruise decides to do with his private life. He's a great actor and I respect him for that.
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#6
Why are you laughing, you assholes, he's only trying to protect his family. Better safe than sorry.

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#8
lol
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can i get a tl;dr up in this bitch?

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usually, this is often discussed in the political threads ...

let's change the question: are you pro or antti niemi?
#12
Yeah. . . Scientology was actually invented by a sci-fi author in like the 50's or something. Read about it somewhere, its a very strange religion. . . Stranger than most anyway. . .
#15
Quote by holden93
Yeah. . . Scientology was actually invented by a sci-fi author in like the 50's or something. Read about it somewhere, its a very strange religion. . . Stranger than most anyway. . .


religion? you must mean greedy cult. scientology was founded bu sci-fi author L. Ron Hubbard. it's about aliens and ****. it's ridiculous. watch the south park episode "trapped in the closet"for somewhat of an explanation.
#18
I feel like murdering him and using the 5 million pounds to build houses for poor people rather than some fucking alien attack bunker. Xenu ain't after you Tommy boy, the Rhitard is.
#19
Quote by JC13
The title "Aliens are going to attack" is a little more appealing than "right.." .


w/e you all just dont appreciate me
#20
A spokesperson for the actor has denied the reports, saying: "This is completely untrue. He is not building on his property at all."

Well, then where's it being built?
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#21
MUAHAHA; Earthling fools! Bow down to your new ruler! Long live Xenu!


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Aww

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myabe we all suck thats why were sitting at a computer desk talking **** thro the enternet lol


If not all of us, at least him.

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#22
Quote by JC13
How can I afford a bunker to protect MY family?! Outrageous prices these days...

I know!

Its beyond me how much they can charge for 'em.

Well, BRB, I'm checking prices for SafeSquat Bunkers on eBay.
#23
Quote by paintITblack39
Well, then where's it being built?

Unless...UNDERNEATH IT


ITS UNDERGROUND!
#24
Yes the aliens, who are able to travel light years from far out in the universe with technology beyond our comprehension will be stumped by a concrete box buried a couple of meters underground.
#25
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Yes the aliens, who are able to travel light years from far out in the universe with technology beyond our comprehension will be stumped by a concrete box buried a couple of meters underground.

The irony of the situation would vaporize both races.
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I may not be cool off the internet, but on the internet I am pretty cool.

Aww

The Pit Cliff Notes:
Quote by SOADfreak6
myabe we all suck thats why were sitting at a computer desk talking **** thro the enternet lol


If not all of us, at least him.

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#28
Tom Cruise is a toolbox.
My style is impetuous.
My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious.
I want your heart.
I want to eat your children.

-Mike Tyson
#29
Kerrang! Radio rang up his agent yesterday and the DJ asked if he could have a bunk in his new shelter haha
#30
bunker would rule as an acoustically sound recording studio. Fk the alien b/s. Cruise needs a baseball bat to the face.