#1
i might go to party tonight, and un bit much of the party types. and my dad would know that im going to get drunk and such cause i dont even know whos house it is. so what should i tell him,?
#2
Tell him that you're going to have your rectum violated and that you're looking forward to it. Your dad wont worry then.
#3
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Tell him that you're going to have your rectum violated and that you're looking forward to it. Your dad wont worry then.



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#4
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ha!


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#5
Tell him to come with you and if he does you'll let him put his penis in your bottom hole. If he says yes, even jokingly, tell him you will tell the police that your dad wants to put his penis in your bottom hole.
#6
tell your dad it is a friend of a friend's
also tell him how much you will be drinking upfront and what time you will be home(unless your driving and sleeping over becuase you'll be tanked)
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#7
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Tell him to come with you and if he does you'll let him put his penis in your bottom hole. If he says yes, even jokingly, tell him you will tell the police that your dad wants to put his penis in your bottom hole.


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#8
Quote by Mein Kampf
Tell him to come with you and if he does you'll let him put his penis in your bottom hole. If he says yes, even jokingly, tell him you will tell the police that your dad wants to put his penis in your bottom hole.



Nazi?
#11
Give me his number and I'll call him

I can be very persuasive.

I'm gonna introduce my self as Hugh Ass to make a lasting and serious impression.
#13
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Nazi?
it just means "my struggle"

i know a guy who was in a band with the same name and that were labeled as neo nazis even though that had nothign to do with it...

they changed their name to something really generic
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#14
Tell him that you won't be drinking at all tonight, just chugging.
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#15
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it just means "my struggle"

i know a guy who was in a band with the same name and that were labeled as neo nazis even though that had nothign to do with it...

they changed their name to something really generic


I know it means that but it's not a neutral word for once...
Secondly I saw his location and third, I saw his avatar.
Made me a little sad there are still people like this left on the earth.
#16
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I know it means that but it's not a neutral word for once...
Secondly I saw his location and third, I saw his avatar.
Made me a little sad there are still people like this left on the earth.
ah, i overlooked the avatar and location...you do have good reason to think that
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#17
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i might go to party tonight, and un bit much of the party types. and my dad would know that im going to get drunk and such cause i dont even know whos house it is. so what should i tell him,?

Don't tell your father. How old are you? Can't you sneak out or get a ride?
#18
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#19
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i might go to party tonight, and un bit much of the party types. and my dad would know that im going to get drunk and such cause i dont even know whos house it is. so what should i tell him,?
The truth.


... he'll be caught so unaware that you weren't acting like a typical teenage twat that he might even drive you there, himself.
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