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#1
Is it odd that i tend to get hot/masterbate
, when i listen to a high/impressive solo?


o_O;
Alexi Laiho
#2


that brings a new meaning to "pentatonic wanking"
"And after all of this, I am amazed...

...that I am cursed far more than I am praised."
#3
Yes.
Is it also hot as hell?
Yes.
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My weirdest dream would have to be when I dreamed that I met this chick I really liked and wanted to practice sex, so I practiced on some guy I met at a gas station...that was pretty screwed up.
#5
OMG a girl masturbates and openly admits it on UG
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You know a music scene is fucked up when it becomes difficult to keep track of who killed who, who committed suicide and who alledgedly engaged in cannibalism.

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#8
i think i love you, TS
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Ignorance is bliss. Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions.
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Is it odd that I get an erection every time RageAgainst... posts?

President of "Colbert Nation "
#9
Is it odd that I get an erection every time RageAgainst... posts?
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#11
Quote by Izz
Why did I become a rhythm guitarist....


because they are pwnage???!!! ala Johnny Marr?
"And after all of this, I am amazed...

...that I am cursed far more than I am praised."
#12
No, Buckethead's solo in Nottingham Lace usually makes me creme my jeans.
Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
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Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

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#14
yes, please commit suicide and leave the gene pool immediatly (sp perhaps)
BASSLINES TO MAKE YOUR CHEST CAVITY SHUDDER.
#16
there are people who are turned on by poo/gore/feet/countless other things and you think it's weird that a song gets you hot?

btw it's not weird but it's incredibly hot.
Rhythm in Jump. Dancing Close to You.

Quote by element4433
Yeah. people, like Lemoninfluence, are hypocrites and should have all their opinions invalidated from here on out.
#19
Quote by Sol9989
because they are pwnage???!!! ala Johnny Marr?



A la Izzy Stradlin. But I'll never get a girl to orgasm over my awesome rhythms... At least not the threadstarter. But maybe she's just a man in disguise. Yes she is. I'm sure she is.

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Because you suck Izz. xP


Do I deserve this?
#21
Quote by Izz
A la Izzy Stradlin. But I'll never get a girl to orgasm over my awesome rhythms... At least not the threadstarter. But maybe she's just a man in disguise. Yes she is. I'm sure she is.


i second this motion
"And after all of this, I am amazed...

...that I am cursed far more than I am praised."
#22
Quote by Jack Off Jill
Is it odd that I get an erection every time RageAgainst... posts?
not at all...i've heard that it's actually quite normal

probably going to sig that though
Quote by Stephen Colbert
Ignorance is bliss. Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions.
Quote by Jack Off Jill
Is it odd that I get an erection every time RageAgainst... posts?

President of "Colbert Nation "
#23
Sexy time is what you want it to be.

Whether it be a hot piece of ass, or a Shawn Lane legato vibrato tapping sweeping alternate picking masterpiece, shaking hands with beef is always productive.
#25
Quote by bequickorbedead
Okay, so if I find a UG'er to play some impressive solo in the background then we can have sex?

I'll do it.

*turns on his delay and makes annoying noises like Omar from TMV when playing live*
Quote by vintage x metal
I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#26
This brings about so many questions...

If you jerk it to Nuno Bettencourt, are you wanking to him or the solo? You'll never know...you could be gay.
#27
Quote by Minkaro
For some reason this is reminding me of the video for Eagles Of Death Metal - Boys Bad News.


If only solos really blew peoples clothes off...*fap fap*
#28
Where's that "attention, here have some" picture when you need it?
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"so you mean if the father is sterile, the kid will be sterile too?"

Proof God exists and evolution is a lie:
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#29
Quote by Rust_in_Peace34
Where's that "attention, here have some" picture when you need it?


exactly my thoughts.
"And after all of this, I am amazed...

...that I am cursed far more than I am praised."
#30
Quote by Rust_in_Peace34
Where's that "attention, here have some" picture when you need it?

nobody cares.

ppl are trying to look cool here
Rhythm in Jump. Dancing Close to You.

Quote by element4433
Yeah. people, like Lemoninfluence, are hypocrites and should have all their opinions invalidated from here on out.
#32
Quote by Jack Off Jill
Is it odd that I get an erection every time RageAgainst... posts?


It's cause Stephen Colbert is in his avvy. Yes, it's perfectly fine.
#33
Quote by Lemoninfluence
nobody cares.

ppl are trying to look cool here

*sticks his finger up his nose*

Oh ****.. we are? I better put on my good suspenders.
Quote by vintage x metal
I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#36
Quote by allen.bushie
OMFG a girl bassist?? thats friggin awesome, ive never heard of that
lmao

Please be kidding. I pray for your soul, for your life, please be kidding.
#38
Quote by missMETALgore
im not a man O_o


This makes me suspicious now.
Quote by mcw00t
"so you mean if the father is sterile, the kid will be sterile too?"

Proof God exists and evolution is a lie:
Quote by elguitarrista3
the prove is u because u did n create urself and ur parents dindt and their parents didnt and so on and we are not monkeys peace

#39
Quote by Jack Off Jill
*sticks his finger up his nose*

Oh ****.. we are? I better put on my good suspenders.


*inhaler*

of course we are. there's a girl here

*gasp*
Rhythm in Jump. Dancing Close to You.

Quote by element4433
Yeah. people, like Lemoninfluence, are hypocrites and should have all their opinions invalidated from here on out.
#40
Quote by missMETALgore
sorry, I already have a boyfriend that I **** he says "back the **** off UG" but he's in the FOTB at the moment xD


This does not surprise me.
Quote by vintage x metal
I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.