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So to rip off Mock The Week (yes I know HIGNFY) is better but that's beside the point. Let's play this great funny game, I'll start.

Thing's a football commentator would never say
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#3
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"And England have scored!!!!"


LOL!
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#4
"You know, that Marv Albert is someone I can really look up to."
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I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

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#6
Shall we change it to a TV presenter? More possibility.
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#7
Quote by Cal UK
Shall we change it to a TV presenter? More possibility.

Change it to Crack *****, and I'll agree with you.
Quote by vintage x metal
I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#8
Quote by Cal UK
Shall we change it to a TV presenter? More possibility.


In that case...

"Hello and welcome to Friday Night With Jonathan Ross. This week me and my kids hate everything all my guests have put out, their books are not interesting reads and I am not sure they have attractive genitalia."
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im more of a social godzilla than chameleon

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Alright, I'll give them a try, Japanese Black Speed rarely disappoints.

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Hmm judging from your pic you'd fit in more with a fat busted tribute.
#9
"Hello and welcome to Johnathon Ross, this week one of my guests may actually get a word in."
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#10
Jeremy Clarkson: Hello and welcome to Top Gear. This week I don't make midget jokes, act like an obnoxious prick or insult anyone who drives a car I don't like.
#11
"Welcome back to Blue Peter. Now, if you want to enter our competition, which you can't win and we fix the results of anyway, you need permission from your parent or guardian first...!
"And after all of this, I am amazed...

...that I am cursed far more than I am praised."
#12
Hello, you're watching Big Brother and I'm Davina McCall. The only thing more depressing than a bunch of wannabe celebrities together in a house being filmed is the people that watch them
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#13
Quote by Sol9989
"Welcome back to Blue Peter. Now, if you want to enter our competition, which you can't win and we fix the results of anyway, you need permission from your parent or guardian first...!

lol how could they say welcome back if it's blue peter, because BBC have no breaks during programmes. sorry just noticed it lol
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Jackson RR3
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#14
"it's just a game"

edit:

dang, that was for the first question.
"It's not nice when people call you darling and that"
#16
^

Heard that one before Alix.

This "things they would never say" is too easy.

Russian president "I LOVE TEH CAPITALISM!"

Or bush "You know, those commies know how to live life."
#17
Gerad Way: We are Emo.
Quote by TiMaRmStRoNg101
there was once this girl
in my school
and she was like
'greenday is so punk'

and i was all
omgelitist
'fawkofffffffffff'
and punched her in the face.
cause i can do that
cause I know more about punk rock and stuff
#18
Quote by Jackolas
^

Heard that one before Alix.


I haven't, but it hardly surprises me.

''Welcome to match of the day, today we'll be tounging the assholes of the big 4, despite there being 16 other teams in this division''

''Tonight's main story, Bluetounge, why does nobody seem to give a crap?''

''Welcome to Match Of The Day, today is FA Cup 3rd round today, i've got a tenner at the bookies that John Motson will call every team from outside the top two divisions 'plucky minnows''
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#19
Quote by nodtomc
lol how could they say welcome back if it's blue peter, because BBC have no breaks during programmes. sorry just noticed it lol


if they showed some feature? ie. some noob climbing a mountain
"And after all of this, I am amazed...

...that I am cursed far more than I am praised."
#20
Quote by duncang
In that case...

"Hello and welcome to Friday Night With Jonathan Ross. This week me and my kids hate everything all my guests have put out, their books are not interesting reads and I am not sure they have attractive genitalia."



Pfft, you mean


"Hello and welcome to Friday night with Jonathon Ross."
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#21
You listening to BBC Asian News, the only news programme that thinks that the west should burn in the fires of infidellity. DEATH TO THE WEST
#22
Belgium has won the first round !!

yeah we have the worst team ever !!


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#23
"Welcome to Deal or No Deal, where we crush peoples dreams then laugh in their faces."
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You have the most awesome username ever. I am not worthy.


Timendi causa est nescire

#24
"Hello your back with bill oddey hear in the lake district and, ohhh wait that bird can't fly , quick RAPE IT"

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When having sex i realise my penis is of small nature.


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There is a box below Private Messages and right of Log Out.
I think the TS will know what to do next

#25
Hello, your watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire with me Chris Tarrent. I have slept with half the female audience by now. I rule.
#26
"ok, here's the fastest finger first question: put the following fruit in alphabetical order:
a) Orange
b) Apple
c) Banana
d) Grapes

now of course the answer was BCDA, but anyone get it right? *pause* nope, looks like we need another question. make sure you join us after this break."
"And after all of this, I am amazed...

...that I am cursed far more than I am praised."
#27
'Hi, and welcome to loose women. Women by name....loose by nature'
Flap it and enjoy yourself...

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#28
Quote by Cal UK
So to rip off Mock The Week (yes I know HIGNFY) is better but that's beside the point. Let's play this great funny game, I'll start.

Thing's a football commentator would never say


And Rooney has completed the game without getting a yellow card.

Newsreader: Maddie has been found, alive.
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In conclusion, I'm gay.


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#29
something a newsreader will NEVER say
"and the government are finally stopping imigrants from entering the UK"

Quote by DieGarbageMan
When having sex i realise my penis is of small nature.


Quote by gavz_verdikt
There is a box below Private Messages and right of Log Out.
I think the TS will know what to do next

#31
"50-Cent has been shot dead"

Quote by DieGarbageMan
When having sex i realise my penis is of small nature.


Quote by gavz_verdikt
There is a box below Private Messages and right of Log Out.
I think the TS will know what to do next

#32
"You're watching BBC1. The time is 9 o' clock and it is now time for the 10 o' clock news.

...Wait... ....****!"
#35
"The time is 10am and you're watching BBC1. It's now time for sh*tloads of rubbish bargain and auction programmes especially with that annoying presenter that's got a face like a smacked arse."
#36
"Hello, and welcome to the BBC parliament (sp?) channel and now over to some hot chicks wrestling in the House of Commons "

"Hello, and welcome to the Paul O'Grady show and today we're going to discuss something people actually care about"
#37
"Hello, and welcome to the Paul O'Grady show and today I'm going to shoot Buster 5 times in the face before anally raping him."

Audience: "Awww!"
#38
Quote by ctb
"Hello, and welcome to the Paul O'Grady show and today I'm going to shoot Buster 5 times in the face before anally raping him."

Audience: "Awww!"


!!
#39
"An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman are stranded in the Bosnian Jungle. But thanks to the BBC's PC policy I cant tell you what happens next."
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This fine fellow speaks the truth.


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dude sonic music??? you're my hero!

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Love you


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#40
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"An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman are stranded in the Bosnian Jungle. But thanks to the BBC's PC policy I cant tell you what happens next."


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