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#2
your a donkey raper that screws giraffes on the side..


original enough?
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police is logical. or do your duty and rape him back

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#5
you fat loser and have body odour
Quote by Finnepinne
It was probably a black man who talked. "oh don' go in there gurl, he behind the doh~"

And then got shot.
#6
^ this man blows goats. i have proof.

a waynes world quote i know, but still funny.
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#7
your an asian, cat eating, walrus f***ing jewtard of a nazi who has aids and is black and you are severly disabled and gay, yet also homophobic and blind and deaf, and extremely fat, and you have the brain capacity of George Bush, and you had choldren with your mum, and you married you your grandad and you're very racist.

show me where you've seen that before then!!

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When having sex i realise my penis is of small nature.


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There is a box below Private Messages and right of Log Out.
I think the TS will know what to do next

#8
This fellow has been spotted wandering the streets of Sao Paulo searching maniacally for an alien called Gerome...
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... and he's not cool
#10
you're from michigan
Quote by mr.happyman
so she took off my pants and was gonna give me dome (head). fukk yeah, free dome (head) (i'm used to hiring prostitutes).as she inched her head closer to my pen0r, she pulled her hand outta nowhere and sandpapered my mini mr.happyman!
#13
Magic Jim made his profile just so he could post on this thread.
Guy Stabs

-like a snail along a straight razor, dividing itself through motion
M E S H U G G A H
#15
kasso99 posted on this thread cos he wants people to insult him hoping it will move onto beatings, he's into a bit of s&m you see
#16
^You are so cool, dude.
CLICK ME!

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what is a solo?
#17
^^^^ shut up you suck up! Your fat, gay, ugly, stupid and nobody likes you. You have a face only a mother could love, your stink brings tears to my eyes, your fat consumes anything that comes in contact with it and your guitar skills are minimal if not nothing.


JOKES! ily
#18
Your mother is fat



Quote by KileManA7X
I remember my first erection. I went to my dad and was like "Do I have Aids???". I seriously thought there was something wrong with me.



#19
You girl loving fag!
For long you live and high you fly
But only if you ride the tide
And balanced on the biggest wave
You race toward an early grave.


Ben Hamelech
#21
Quote by Mattmakesmetal
yes and im sure that arouses you.....sexually



Indeed my son



Quote by KileManA7X
I remember my first erection. I went to my dad and was like "Do I have Aids???". I seriously thought there was something wrong with me.



#22
^likes simple plan
You are not your job.
You're not how much money you have in the bank.
You're not the car you drive.
You're not the contents of your wallet.
You're not your fucking khakis.
You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.
#23
Your face is a dick.
Some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say there is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of God's grey Earth as that prince of foods:



the muffin!
#26
Quote by Mark G
You don't like the Dutch. Ignorant blasphemist



You play a shecter.

A7X play shecters.

A7X is gay.

Hence my conclusion, you must be gay.
#27
Quote by Mattmakesmetal
You play a shecter.

A7X play shecters.

A7X is gay.

Hence my conclusion, you must be gay.


Matt, you do not make metal. You make soft rock bull**** that has a few E5 chords thrown in. So please die.
Basses
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Amps
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#29
You are a stupid jackass who blows cows every weekend.
What the fuck is wrong with me?

OH YE, THE FLYING FUCKS BAND!
#31
your mother was a hampster and your father smells of eldeberry!!(an oldi but a goodie)
just so i dont have to edit every post i make, let me clarify something I CANT TYPE WELL....thanks
#32
you spelled dingleberry wrong.
Guy Stabs

-like a snail along a straight razor, dividing itself through motion
M E S H U G G A H
#34
Quote by subliminaldelta
Matt, you do not make metal. You make soft rock bull**** that has a few E5 chords thrown in. So please die.



WOAHH, struck a nerve in A7X's no1# fan!!
#36
^You have low self esteem.
Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
Quote by The Madcap
[witty set-up]
Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

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Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

Quote by Dirge Humani
Now I can say, with sufficient certainly, that you, Gunpowder...

FUCK ROCKS!
#38
^No I don't.
Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
Quote by The Madcap
[witty set-up]
Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

Quote by Kensai

Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

Quote by Dirge Humani
Now I can say, with sufficient certainly, that you, Gunpowder...

FUCK ROCKS!
Last edited by Gunpowder at Sep 29, 2007,
#40
If you were Virginia Tech, You'd be dead

I'm going to hell...
Last edited by RentACar at Sep 29, 2007,
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