#1
I just went to 4chan for the first time.

I've lost faith in humanity.

I feel horrible

Any tips on feeling better?
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PlayMadness, you give me hope for mankind.

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PlayMadness - Jesus 2.0

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Society's doing great. There's a rise of people like PlayMadness. I feel pretty good about the way things are going.
#3
Don't go there. Ever again.

Find a priest, a Feng Shui guy and a Buddhist monk (just to make sure).

Triple exorcism (it'll be tiring)

Complete memory wipe (write down all the stuff you want to remember on a piece of paper for afterwards).

Or failing that, watch My Little Pony.
#4
Quote by bearded_monkey
Go outside?

It's dark.

And storming.

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PlayMadness, you give me hope for mankind.

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PlayMadness - Jesus 2.0

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Society's doing great. There's a rise of people like PlayMadness. I feel pretty good about the way things are going.
#7
find an addiction to keep your mind occupied at all times so you're never reminded of it again

heroin, cocaine, meth...anything'll work
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Ignorance is bliss. Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions.
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#8
You got your toecaps reinforced with steel
Hard-wearing sole and heel
Make those tired feet feel like new
Take your pick, black or Brown
Great for the country or the man in town
You're gonna need a quality shoe

You don't want no stand-by pair
'Cos these'll take the wear and tear
Made to take good care of you
For that trip by road or rail
For extra grip on those rocky trails
You're gonna need a quality shoe

Now they maybe ain't too hot for dancing
But I don't foresee too much of that
You ain't exactly gonna be prancing
Around in the moonlight
With a cane and a top hat

If you could use a change of pace
And be excused from the rat race
Just take a look at what's on view
Lace 'em up, walk around
I guarantee you can't wear 'em down
You're gonna need a quality shoe

Now I wish you sunny skies
And happiness wherever you may go
But you got to realise
There'll be wind, there'll be rain
And occasional snow

You're gonna want to smile in them
If you're gonna walk a mile in them
There'll be times when you'll be blue
To laugh at rainy days and then
Make your getaways in them
You're gonna need a quality shoe

You got your toecaps reinforced with steel
Hard-wearing sole and heel
Make those tired feet feel like new
Take your pick, black or Brown
Great for the country or the man in town
You're gonna need a quality shoe


Feel better now?
#9
To be honest, 4chan amuses me to no end.
Ignoring the more frowned-upon content, it is an amazing (albeit bizarre) place.

That said, I haven't been on in about a week.
#12
Quote by GeetarAbuse
What is 4chan, and how do I get there?

Save yourself.

Do not ask.
Quote by Les_Frederiksen
PlayMadness, you give me hope for mankind.

Quote by Darksucker
PlayMadness - Jesus 2.0

Quote by genghisgandhi
Society's doing great. There's a rise of people like PlayMadness. I feel pretty good about the way things are going.
#13
Quote by GeetarAbuse
What is 4chan, and how do I get there?

you are one of the few lucky enough to never have seen it. Your "reading organs" have not yet been scarred. You will live a happy life, as long as you do not know what it is.
#15
Quote by GeetarAbuse
What is 4chan, and how do I get there?

Yeah, what is 4chan? is it like a website or something? its not porn is it
#18
It's not that bad.....


Now 7chan on the other hand.......OMG that place is messed up.....
Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.

When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace.


-Jimi Hendrix-

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You know you're in the drug thread when you see pictures of squash and "tuna nigga!" when you click the page.
#19
Quote by PlayMadness
I just went to 4chan for the first time.

I've lost faith in humanity.

I feel horrible

Any tips on feeling better?

Go to 7chan, 4 don't seem so bad after that

EDIT: ^ bastard beat me to it
#20
I've been to both 4chan and 7chan more than once and I wasn't bothered in the slightest by either of them.
#21
Quote by guitarcrazy1991
I've been to both 4chan and 7chan more than once and I wasn't bothered in the slightest by either of them.

Your user name is true then.

You're ****ing crazy, and totally 1991
#22
Quote by guitarcrazy1991
I've been to both 4chan and 7chan more than once and I wasn't bothered in the slightest by either of them.

nah thay aint that bad really, just like joeymaxx said about it being random & disorganized, gotta sift through mountains of crap to find anything good.
#23
I am afraid of the horrors of 4chan personally... and holy ****, theres a 7chan???

There went my faith in humanity...
WILDCARD, BITCHES!!

Call me Patrick! My username sucks anyway
#24
Quote by sashki
Your user name is true then.

You're ****ing crazy, and totally 1991


Haha, I'm tempted to sig that.

Just because i can.