#1
were gogint o see resident evil. we were supposed to got her frinds house to get baked but that got scrapped, and i wanted to play her gamecube up in ehr room but shes not in the mood for gamecube today. so other than just going to see the movie, whatelse?
#3
Why dont you go up to her room and "play" with her "gamecube"?
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Sex0rz?
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id say sex aswell
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your avatar has the answer "shocker"
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#11
poor guy. he's asking UG. lol
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I'm just going to say the same as everybody else in the pit:

Sex?
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#13
show up in a suit and take her out for dinner at the nicest place you can think of.

you may or may not see your movie tonite ;D
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#14
Let's try something different.

Why not dinner? My girlfriend absolutely loves it when we go out to eat, even if it's just McDonalds or the Burger Lord.

And most girls like it when you don't try for sex. Maybe a bit of making out in the theater/car, but don't try too hard.
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#15
You play the gamecube usually on a date?
Anyway wear a Borat swimsuit, see what she does
btw i do get why you wanted to 'play gamecube' but it just made you sound nerdy
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well yes i know sex, *********, "play with her" its nto that easy haha. if her parents arent home after the movie ill take her to her room and see if that elads anywhere. but any before ideas?(before movie)
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You play the gamecube usually on a date?
Anyway wear a Borat swimsuit, see what she does

no i hate nintendo., just turns out she has a gamecube in ehr room. im not gunna try for sex, btu maybe sum BJ and eating out possibly, but im not gunna press too hard for it you know., but i need ideas to do beforehand!(before the movie)
#21
knock her senseless, have ur way then leave?


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#22
Ever painted anything? Grab some paint and paint each other a nice picture. That's what I did last time with my girlfriend.
#23
someone post the picture that says "Win her over with clorghoform" i dont think i spelt that right
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#24
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were gogint o see resident evil. we were supposed to got her frinds house to get baked but that got scrapped, and i wanted to play her gamecube up in ehr room but shes not in the mood for gamecube today. so other than just going to see the movie, whatelse?

First of all.. Don't watch Resident Evil. That movie was awful.. It was worse than the first one, and not even as good as the second.
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or you can bodypaint eachother


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ofcourse i laughed xD

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#26
she wants to see it, and i think its pretty cool she wants to see resident evil instead of somethign liek a walk to remember
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were gogint o see resident evil. we were supposed to got her frinds house to get baked but that got scrapped, and i wanted to play her gamecube up in ehr room but shes not in the mood for gamecube today. so other than just going to see the movie, whatelse?

if you're going to see RE then make sure you're prepared for her having a death grip on one or more parts of your body.
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I lol'd

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#30
break up with her
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study so you can learn to actually use english
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she wants to see it, and i think its pretty cool she wants to see resident evil instead of somethign liek a walk to remember

No.. That's not cool. Trust me. A Walk To Remember is a million times better. Though, this does have potential.. If she likes the movie, leave her for someone with good taste. It'll be better that way. I promise you.
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funny yes, but also very stupid. there are other things to do sometime than just **** like animals. just going for a drive and talking is nice, especially if you live near some nice scenery with rolling hills and ****. and then getting something to eat. sex is always good, but there are other things to do as well.
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break up with her

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Best suggestion so far...

the first qoute in your sig and your location go together quite well
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the first qoute in your sig and your location go together quite well

lol
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