#1
ok so i was at Spencers today, and i was looking at the wristbands when thee two girls (age about 11-12) come up and start looking at the pentagram stuff. now these girls are dressed in Aero shirt, Aero shorts and converse rip offs on one and vans rip offs on the other; one has a spike stud in her lip which looks terrible on her and the other has what appears to be a done-at-home-job of snakebites. complete posers. even the employees were laughing at them from the counter

anyway they were looking at the stuff and then one saw a wristband or somthing that said "69" on it and they just BUSTED out laughing, like uncontrollably and one of em said "yeah thats how i did it with Tommy a couple days ago" and they were being serious too >_>

then there was this thing that made sounds like a woman having sex and they couldnt stop laughing at this either. and THEN (heres where it gets creepy) this 25- 27 year old looking guy comes up to them and starts feeling on them and everything and they were like "where do we go next?" and he was like "my place for some real fun." needless to say i was like O____O and then one of em said "so are you gonna give it to us again?" after this i just walked out of there disgusted by both them being seriously bad posers and him being a pedophile.

anyway do yall have any weird/funny stories of when you were in a store or wherever?

EDIT- oh yea i forgot there was this rage aganst the machine thing there and it said "R.A.T.M." on it and one of the girls was like "ratumm? what the **** is ratumm" and the other was liek "idk" *both laugh*......annoying as HEEEELLLLLLL
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#2
I was buying a deck of strip poker cards for my friend as a joke birthday present and my mom walked in behind me. akward as hell.
#3
this sounds really made up -_-. a weird story was in union square at manhattan. the ppl there are really weird and this really drunk black dude started talking to me. i dont mind,but he was asking really weird things. WAT SPORTS DO U LIKE DO U DO DRUGS IS THAT UR REAL HAIR? and he kept asking if he could pull on my hair to see if it was real and ****. another time at the same place this lady offered me drugs and i said no cause god noes wat was in that ****
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I was buying a deck of strip poker cards for my friend as a joke birthday present and my mom walked in behind me. akward as hell.

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#5
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this sounds really made up -_-

Yep. I'm guessing he misheard or added things to make it seem funnier.

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#6
I love Spencers for stuff like that.
My friend Morgan and I have seen, and been part in some pretty sweet scenarios. Ahah.
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#7
made up or they aren't as old as you think they were

by all standards it was disturbing
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#8
well if they were older than 12 then they were SERIOUSLY underdeveloped, but their level of maturity only made them seem even more like they were actually 11 or 12
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#10
they should change the number twelve to twelventeen because 12 year olds act like they are hardcore know-it-all teenagers nowadays. It's annoying as hell, and VHAT THE HELL!!??!?! A 25-27 YEAR OLD WAS SEX BRIBING THOSE 12year oldd GIRLS/POSER/TEENAGERS?!?! B.S.