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#1
So basically my brother has about 20 friends over, all of them are at least 3 years older than me. Take note that i'm a girl, they want me drunk, and i'm younger than them.

My brother already gave my a rum and coke instead of just a coke. ahaha.

...Good times
Watching them play drinking games should be funny.

So how's all your Saturday nights going?
#4
well, there's a considerably smaller chance of me waking up with my butt hurting.
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#5
Well, i'ts 4am on Sunday here...it was pretty dull, I just watched all these programs with/about Steven Fry
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#7
Quote by hysteria__
So basically my brother has about 20 friends over, all of them are at least 3 years older than me. Take note that i'm a girl, they want me drunk, and i'm younger than them.

My brother already gave my a rum and coke instead of just a coke. ahaha.

...Good times
Watching them play drinking games should be funny.

So how's all your Saturday nights going?


your brother wants you to get raped?
...Nothing you've ever...
...Planned on ever turned out...
...The way you planned...


...You're still disappointing them...
#8
Quote by third-eye
i just squashed a massive bug.


now THAT could make anyone's saturday night worth while ahaha
#9
Its 11:25 on a saturday where i live.

I spent a fair bitta time at a friends, got stoned, smoked a cigar. Ima bout to smoke part of another. Pretty good.
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#11
Quote by Its_Rock77
your brother wants you to get raped?


ahaha, i wouldn't doubt it
his friends are totally planning it lmao
#13
Quote by metaldud536
So your brother gives you rum, and his friends want you drunk.

Is he promoting gang rape? On his own sister? Will he watch?


Knowing my brother, yeah, he'd watch.
lmao

hopefully not join
#14
wtf, if i had a party with my friends i would lock my sister in a box and hide her in closet. im 2 years older than her, but my friends are pervs.

my sat? i got baked at like 12, went to work at 3, time passed me by so fast. now im eating Cheeto's and talking about how i wouldn't let my baby sis drink or even be seen at a house party i threw.
#15
Quote by armon77
wtf, if i had a party with my friends i would lock my sister in a box and hide her in closet. im 2 years older than her, but my friends are pervs.

my sat? i got baked at like 12, went to work at 3, time passed me by so fast. now im eating Cheeto's and talking about how i wouldn't let my baby sis drink or even be seen at a house party i threw.


lmao sounds fun

i guess my brother isn't embarrassed of me then
#17
Quote by hysteria__
ahaha, i wouldn't doubt it
his friends are totally planning it lmao


im sorry, but this isnt a laughing matter. any guy who wants to rape his little sister should probably die....


okay, it is a laughing matter.
...Nothing you've ever...
...Planned on ever turned out...
...The way you planned...


...You're still disappointing them...
#20
I got up at 3:30 am this morning, went to work till 10am, bought a truck, went to the DMV. Went home. Took a nap. Got up ate something. Jammed on guitar of and on since then. Its now 8:34pm. Probably smoke a bowl as soon as my GF's cousin leaves.

Oh, and if you get drunk, theres about a 90% chance you are gonna get gang banged/raped tonight. Unless you lock your door and block it with something.
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#21
Quote by metaldud536
Lmao who is this guy? He should be a celebrity.



i think it's rack em willy?
#22
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ROFLMFAO!!! oh god that made my night thank you good sir...

but srsly...

hes right
<Raven> I got so baked last night
<Raven> that I WOKE UP high o_o
<Raven> Do you have any idea how euphoric that is?
<Raven> I felt like I was being born.
#24
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Mentioning that you are a girl = + 100 Profile views.

#25
i'm a genius!

lets all change our genders in our profiles to female

= INSTANT CELEBRITY
#26
Quote by third-eye
i'm a genius!

lets all change our genders in our profiles to female

= INSTANT CELEBRITY


lmfao TRANNY
#27
Spent the day locked up at home because I'm suspended from school and my parents feel that I should be suspended from having free time too.
However, I'll still be sneaking out to see Megadeth tomorrow, so **** it all!
I'm such a rebel.
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#28
I went kayaking all day with some friends. Then I got home at around 9 and jammed for a while on my acoustic and listened to some Zeppelin. And now it's 10:44PM and I'm probably going to sleep soon.
#29
wow. (yes i acknowledge that i have become one of the many to view her profile because of this thread) you're only like 15 and your brother wants his friends to rape you. i'm sorry, but as little as i care about other people, particularly those i've never met, i am very irritated thinking about the group of guys all watching you with the longing that you'll get drunk, or that they'll get a chance to slip you something.
#30
Quote by hysteria__
So basically my brother has about 20 friends over, all of them are at least 3 years older than me. Take note that i'm a girl, they want me drunk, and i'm younger than them.

My brother already gave my a rum and coke instead of just a coke. ahaha.

...Good times
Watching them play drinking games should be funny.

So how's all your Saturday nights going?


Sucking as usual.

Glad to see a female UGer, not enough around tbh.
#31
Quote by Glen'sHeroicAct
wow. (yes i acknowledge that i have become one of the many to view her profile because of this thread) you're only like 15 and your brother wants his friends to rape you. i'm sorry, but as little as i care about other people, particularly those i've never met, i am very irritated thinking about the group of guys all watching you with the longing that you'll get drunk, or that they'll get a chance to slip you something.


i agree. and it bothers me even more that (assuming she is 15) that 18 year olds want to rape her. are they really that desperate?
...Nothing you've ever...
...Planned on ever turned out...
...The way you planned...


...You're still disappointing them...
#33
Guitar store and homework the usual weekend stuff. Spent probably half my day on UG.
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#35
Quote by SealCubMassacre
Sucking as usual.

Glad to see a female UGer, not enough around tbh.

Aww man.

And thanks. lol
#36
Quote by meh!
Well, i'ts 4am on Sunday here...it was pretty dull, I just watched all these programs with/about Steven Fry


Same. Except it's 5 am now. Just watchin pron.
#37
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I saw your avatar.

I saw Muse live.


I hate you.
I'm so jealous.

omg i'd kill to see Muse live
#38
You are hot, and are with 20+ horny teens bigger than you!?
Lock the door before it's too late!
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#39
i see the TS isn't yet drunk and in the process of being taken advantage of...

this is good news
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#40
Quote by urik
You are hot, and are with 20+ horny teens bigger than you!?
Lock the door before it's too late!


lmfao thanks for the advice.

but i'm upstairs and they're downstairs
i think i'll be okay,
for now at least ahhaha