#1
http://tashian.com/multibabel/

Type in lyrics to songs, catch phrases, anything and it uses translation sites to translate it into different langauges then back to English. Really screws it up.

Here's mine from Bob Dylan:
"Where have you been my blue eyed son?
Where have you been my darling young one?"

INTO


"It already colored the blue one that any relation of transformation
directly to tomorrow morning observes son? How the marks of the mine
of the majority the 1 new people are directly transformation relation?"

Wow.
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#2
...i don't feel like trying it right now...


but all i'll say is no matter how you translate it, bob dylan is still jesus.
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#3
interesting thesis.

To the guy below me: i know you're kidding, but how can you believe that FOB has bad lyrics? they're actually very good IMO.
...Nothing you've ever...
...Planned on ever turned out...
...The way you planned...


...You're still disappointing them...
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#4
Quote by FreebirdSolo
http://tashian.com/multibabel/

Type in lyrics to songs, catch phrases, anything and it uses translation sites to translate it into different langauges then back to English. Really screws it up.

Here's mine from Bob Dylan:
"Where have you been my blue eyed son?
Where have you been my darling young one?"

INTO


"It already colored the blue one that any relation of transformation
directly to tomorrow morning observes son? How the marks of the mine
of the majority the 1 new people are directly transformation relation?"

Wow.



still better lyrics than Fall Out Boy.


joking...
#5
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still better lyrics than Fall Out Boy.


joking...


Actually you were quite true there!


Joking...
#6
For those about to rock
We salute you

TO

For those approximately with the rock we greet you

...wow
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Epiphone EJ-200 Acoustic
#7
Original:
"Anger he smiles, towering in shiny metallic purple armour
Queen jealousy, envy waits behind him
Her fiery green gown sneers at the grassy ground"

New and improved:
"The anger sorride it and prevails in the high-red lighting system on
the Queen of Metallder of jealousy of the armament, waitings desire
behind it the relati to you s******s greens burning of the dressed one
to grass-as land"

Edit: hahahahha, it says "s n i g g e r s ".
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^ Yep, that sounds about right.
#8
START:
Overhead the albatross hangs motionless upon the air
And deep beneath the rolling waves
In labyrinths of coral caves
The echo of a distant time
Comes willowing across the sand
And everything is green and submarine


FINISH:
The Albatross arrests ulteriorly immovable in air and the waves to
take deeply inside to the labyrinths of koralle the caves that the
generation of echo of a distant stay returns to enter, willowing of
the sand and everything are green and subaqueous


Not TOO bad.
#9
I know your eyes in the morning sun, i feel you touch me in that pouring rain

I know your eyes in the sun of morning, I feel you to touch yourselves
under this astounding rain
#10
And the men who hold high places
Must be the ones who start
to mold a new reality
Closer to the Heart

Translates to:

And the men, a that halting the high stations of the work, the
obligation must, that begin, forms following the new truth to the
internal part more
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You sir, are a god.

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#11
And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our soul.
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold.
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last.
When all are one and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll.
And she's buying a stairway to heaven.

became:
And then to the lowest superficial way that our colors roll ignited
ignition, that one they we are greater of our internal part. In order
to work to break here like that one whole that we know, this one the
clear white woman polished and to show, like whom she always gives
return for gold. And if the felt very hard, air to come finally to
him. If they are all all and with the relative a cliff and a balance
are not. Stairs of purchase one of and with the sky.
#12
Man, put Shakespeare in there and it goes CRAZY!

"For so I shall, if it be made of penetrable stuff, if damned custom have not brassed it so that it is proof and bulwark against sense."

Turns into...

For therefore me, the penetrateable will has consisted of the
substance, if damné that brassed rimuovesse the label in the
instruction, of the way that has the attempts of the piece and the ram
to satisfy to the direction.
Can't stop the signal.
#13
"Live it seems, will fade away
Drifting further every day
Getting lost within myself
Nothing matters no one else
I have lost the will to live
Simply nothing more to give
There is nothing more for me
Need the end to set me free"

into

"That you have lived above that it drifts everyday what and who and the
thing which I who set me freely give there mainly in order more to
live simply at all is will inside important by myself nothing where
the necessity edge because of me loses being lost seems to be the
thing way which can, it atrophies"

wow, Fade to Black just got butchered...
#14
Haha this is pretty cool. I was listening to All That Remains at the time so...

"And I hear this calling, still you don't seem so far at all"

into

"I and sensation that this, that one that looks like the flame not
until now always completely"
#15
Sell the kids for food. Weather changes moods. Spring is here again. Reproductive glands.

into

You kidskin of sells for the food. The modifications of the ways
survive they. The force that still motivates is here. Glands of
Reproduktive.
Due what you want as long as you vote Due!
#16
Tuesday you see, she had to be free.

Tuesday, if you stop to come, he had that to be free he.
"Waltz it up! The pit is it!"
#17
"I Want You to want me, I need you to need me"

translated to:

I demand that you demand me that I control to need them, to have them
necessity of


Q#m
e|--6--|
B|--5--|
G|--7--|
D|--7--|x2586
A|--5--|
E|-----|


Play until she breaks up with you.

The most brutal band to ever exist is...

You should go like them...even if you don't like them.


-Sloppyjoe24
#18
Butt secks from an armadillo with icy hot tickles my fancy at the moment.

to..
The butt secks of an armadillo with glacials warms up at the moment of
fantasy of the TIC-SOUND mine.

wtf is TIC-SOUND?
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#19
Quote by DREAM EVIL 1138
...i don't feel like trying it right now...


but all i'll say is no matter how you translate it, bob dylan is still jesus.



^ lives in a closet
#20
original
ever since i was a young boy i played the silver ball

-to-
since then which I age new boy, I played the sphere of the covered
silver


lol
#21
"So, so you think you can tell
Heaven from hell
Blue skies from pain
Can you tell a green field
From a cold steel rail?
A smile from a veil?
Do you think you can tell?"

Becomes...


Therefore, then thoughts that you can say to the sky of hell skies,
the pain that you can visualize the blue one a who green zone of a
cold steel guide? A smile to with the bandaged eyes? Imagined can you
to him he instruction?
Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
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Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

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Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

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Now I can say, with sufficient certainly, that you, Gunpowder...

FUCK ROCKS!
#22
Original:

Put your clock back for the Winter.
She asks
When I'll be home again?
If I could see those eyes
I know they'd cut me down to size
You're not here, when I need you


To:

It gives its arsenal of the pulse of the detonation for the winter. In
order to request, when I still to the house? If you he could see that
these eyes, of that one the white man of that one they would cut, for
the drink, to the decree to it that classifies the interior if, you
you are not here, if I at your service to need them
Ka pu te ruha ka hao te rangatahi.
#24
I can feel it, coming in the air tonight, oh lord. Ive been waiting for this moment for all my life oh lord. Can you feel it coming, in the air tonight, oh lord, oh lord. well when you told me you were drowning, i would not lend a hand, ive seen your face before my friend, but i dont know if you know who am. Well i was there, and i know what you did. I saw it with my own two eyes. So wipe off that grin, I know where youve been, Its all been a pack or lies.

to:

I can believe it and to register it in the sky tonight, to they
getlteman of the OH -. Ive, that waits for this whole mine of the
moment getlteman of the OH of the duration. You can he believe well,
excess, in the sky to come I tonight, getlteman of the OH -, of that
they getlteman of the OH -, when you who you are incastonati, I that
you would not lend a said hand, ive his that you even mark them before
my friend, but of sapete of I no, if sapete, that in the morning.
Socket was here and knows, this what I saw with the mine two clean
eyes he. If east Grimasse is cancelled, I know therefore, where it is
youve, relative all the summer a assembly or the lies.
#25
k. i did
"it hurts when i pee"

and this is just the conversion from English to French and back again
it came out as
i think its funny

"it wounds when I make wee"
R.I.P. Kurt Cobain
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