#1
well tonight my sister is having her pretty hot friend over like to spend the night and they are downstairs bein REAL quiet so i figure they are asleep and its safe to rub one out before i call it a night

before i started i thought it would be a good idea to tilt my chair away from the basement door just incase you know?

so anyone im going at it to this real nice porno and i finish up and ya know im just laying there feelin good when out of nowhere my sisters friend comes up whilst i am covered in my spooge and my pants are down and was lke hey ian and walked upstairs and iwas like hollly ****! and pulled my pants up REAL fast

she never noticed im assuming so WOW was i lucky

any getting caught stories?
#3
There are multiple huge threads dedicated to this, you pervert.
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#7
lol u should of turned around and came on her
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#8
so you jizzed all over yourself?
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so you jizzed all over yourself?


?!?!

Is it normal to splooge all over yourself?


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?!?!

Is it normal to splooge all over yourself?



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#12
the real question is...what did she want?


Haha god it'd be funny if you got caught

well not for you, but if i witnessed it unfold...i could turn it into a smash hit comedy and become a bagillionaire!

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the real question is...what did she want?


Haha god it'd be funny if you got caught

well not for you, but if i witnessed it unfold...i could turn it into a smash hit comedy and become a bagillionaire!

If I have learned one in my 15 years of life, its that the 2 funniest topics are sex, poo poo's and wee wee's

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The power to feel with others give.
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#17
one question
your sisters hot friend is over, and rather than hit on her, you wank?
questionable reasoning
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#19
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one question
your sisters hot friend is over, and rather than hit on her, you wank?
questionable reasoning


+1 to you Alexi, btw i have your special edition guitar, hehe

you shoulda turned an ackward moment into a big flirtatious while, leading to
hot sex which would last longer since you already lost your sexual feelings in your
crotch atm, but probably not in your brain

so yeah,
you are a phailure of chance and should invite her back down nao.
then take a pic of her and show us what she looks like and have ourselves
a UG HOT OR NOT moment.