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Feel Free To Post...We Love Bumper Stickers And Badges!


"Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies"

"Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot"

"He who laughs last thinks slowest"

"Give me ambiguity or give me something else"

"Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now"

"I won't rise to the occasion, but I'll slide over to it"

"Where there's a will, I want to be in it"

"We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse"

"Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs"

"Out of my mind ... back in five minutes"

"Look busy – God's coming"

"It's lonely at the top, but you eat better"

"Eschew obfuscation"

"Circular Definition: see Definition, Circular"

"Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after"

"I started out with nothing and still have most of it left"

"I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me"

"It's not hard to meet expenses; they're everywhere"

"Jury: twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer"

"Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't"

"She's always late. Her ancestors arrived on the Juneflower"

"Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool"

"On the other hand, you have different fingers"

"Laugh alone and people cross the street the avoid you"

"I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather ... not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car"

"Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself"

"Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible?"

"All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done"

"My karma ran over your dogma"

"Adults are just kids who owe money"

"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night"

"I’m out of bed and dressed. What more do you want?"
#3
LOL!!!!!!!!!!
*tires to think of a clever bumper sticker*
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ohh!!
ohits already there...
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#6
Warning: never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly!

So much sense in that
There's only one thing we can do to thwart the plot of these albino shape-shifting lizard BITCHES!
#7
Seeing this thread makes me think about what happened to the thread I posted on this subject 2-3days ago!

"Don't laugh your daughter could be in here!"
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Dude I got these strings the other day that couldn't be tuned to higher than 4 octaves below middle C then I realized that they were shoelaces and they weren't making any sound at all.
#8
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THIS IS NOT A URL (do not click!!!)
Quote by Spoony_Bard
Dude I got these strings the other day that couldn't be tuned to higher than 4 octaves below middle C then I realized that they were shoelaces and they weren't making any sound at all.
Last edited by gunners fan at Sep 30, 2007,
#9
I saw a bumper sticker with pictures of the quran and the bible with the caption "Weapons of Mass Destruction"

John
#11
mine says "welcome to america, now speak english!" i think thats genius
#12
I saw one once that had the Breast Cancer Logo with writing beside it that said "Save the Ta-ta's"
#13
I saw a pretty cool homemade one the other day. Someone took a bumper sticker that read, "how much does abortion cost? A whole life," and changed it to, "How much does abortion cost? Less than it costs to raise a child." Made me laugh quite a bit.
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."-Duke
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mine says "welcome to america, now speak english!" i think thats genius

+100 *not gay*

But my girlfriend's entire family speaks spanish
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PlayMadness, you give me hope for mankind.

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PlayMadness - Jesus 2.0

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Society's doing great. There's a rise of people like PlayMadness. I feel pretty good about the way things are going.
#15
I saw one that was quite white trash... still sort of funny. It read: " Do a mouse a favor. Eat a pussy."
#17
USC Football has one that says you cant lick our cocks

i found it amusing
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+1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

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"Honk if your horn is broken"
"I'm not as think as you drunk I am"
"You nonconformists are all alike"
"What would Jesus do for a Klondike bar?"
"Those who forget the pasta are condemned to reheat it"