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Discuss, i think its possible cause if Jesus does exist he has to look like something and i dont he looks like a human.
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Then how do you explain this?

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jezus was human.
the romans didn't wrote down aliens


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the romans were gay


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Jesus is human, we had a very close relationship. Lets just say, ive felt his presence
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Discuss, i think its possible cause if Jesus does exist he has to look like something and i dont he looks like a human.


Correction: Jesus did exist and was human. End of discussion.

Futurama is awesome, but it's a joke. It's not making a serious point. Only an idiot would take it seriously and/or think that Jesus was a mutant squid alien.
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Correction: Jesus did exist and was human. End of discussion.

Futurama is awesome, but it's a joke. It's not making a serious point. Only an idiot would take it seriously and/or think that Jesus was a mutant squid alien.


This whole thread is a joke

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Correction: Jesus did exist and was human. End of discussion.


It's hardly a correction, seeing as there's no way you can know it's correct.
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It's hardly a correction, seeing as there's no way you can know it's correct.


yes there is
the romans started writing everyone down. They found Jezus name in those lists.
so we are actually sure he really lived and was human


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yes there is
the romans started writing everyone down. They found Jezus name in those lists.
so we are actually sure he really lived and was human


What's in a name? Just because they found the name Jesus on a list doesn't mean he was the 'son of God'.

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how do u no that some idiot named theyre kid jesus and he turned out 2 b a retard


Is your name Jesus?
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Correction: Jesus did exist and was human. End of discussion.

Futurama is awesome, but it's a joke. It's not making a serious point. Only an idiot would take it seriously and/or think that Jesus was a mutant squid alien.

You are being unreasonable; Zoidberg's not a mutant, he's just a squid alien.
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Jesus is human, we had a very close relationship. Lets just say, ive felt his presence


Uhh...


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Is your name Jesus?

yeah but theres been more then one guy called Jesus its not just some one off name that was exclusive to the son of God,
and this thread is a bit retarded
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Yea. I agree.

Plus, I've known many people with the name Jesus. Most of them were Mexican, oddly enough.
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What's in a name? Just because they found the name Jesus on a list doesn't mean he was the 'son of God'.


No-one said he was.

But he existed. There are Roman records of a person named Jesus Christ existing and being executed for heresy by death on a cross. And the records say nowhere that he was a squid.
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Damn that's awesome.
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No-one said he was.
But he existed. There are Roman records of a person named Jesus Christ existing and being executed for heresy by death on a cross. And the records say nowhere that he was a squid.

But what are records? Powers such as the church could have created those records. And besides, anyone can write something down, whether it be true or false.
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No-one said he was.

But he existed. There are Roman records of a person named Jesus Christ existing and being executed for heresy by death on a cross. And the records say nowhere that he was a squid.


Crucification was a regular punishment in those times, so it's more than likely that there were a few men name Jesus crucified.

Also, what Roman records? Source?
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