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ok so in my front yard there's this small island and on the island is a garden. and for some reason these two or three fat girls aroung the age of 7 are breaking small branches off the tree in the island and they're marching around the island. they're also riding their bikes around the island. what do i do?
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#2
Throw rocks. Big rocks.
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#3
Ok here's what you do, listen carefully...

Step one: Video tape the girls in their acts.
Step two: ???
Step three: Send me the video.
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#4
i took pics on my phone but i dont know if i can send them to my computer
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Make sure you're wearing your "No Fat Chicks" T shirt before doing so.
#6
You have an island in your front yard? Just get your private army to kill them, since they're probably the children of some of the serfs you(or your family) owns.
#7
put on a cape and a mask and scare them away of course


but srsly.. just tell them to get the **** off your island
#9
annhillate them
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#10
by island i mean a patch of land seperated from the yard by a border of rocks
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#14
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Rub ic.... I mean do nothing they're 7 who are they hurting?



they're ****ing killing my grass with their bikes. and it's freaky to have 400lb girls walking through your yard.

think what if some fat bitches and hoes started walking around your yard laughing horrendously
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join in???
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#16
Catapult them
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they're ****ing killing my grass with their bikes. and it's freaky to have 400lb girls walking through your yard.

think what if some fat bitches and hoes started walking around your yard laughing horrendously


they're killing your grass!?!?!?!

what's stopping you from killing them then!
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#19
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i was about to walk around their yard with my friend but thier fatass parents were sitting outside
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#20
go after them with healthy food. theyll never come back.
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#21
I like the rocks idea...or....just combine everything.

Throw rocks at them while wearing your no fat chicks shirt with a mask and cape while yelling o don't sink me land and what not.

Or, just tell them to leave, but that's boring and normal...where's the fun in that?
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#22
maybe their trying to lose weight???
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#23
as good as an idea that is i dont think i have any healthy foods in my house
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#26
go out there with a large kinfe, qickly slit their throats and dismember them, then have sex with their mutilated corpses
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#28
Throw salad.

Bricks will be shat.
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#29
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go out there with a large kinfe, qickly slit their throats and dismember them, then have sex with their mutilated corpses


wut?
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thats perfect!!! ts you should do that...seriously

skidmarks my good man you have earned yourself and giant warm e-coockie for your efforts
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#31
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thats perfect!!! ts you should do that...seriously

skidmarks my good man you have earned yourself and giant warm e-coockie for your efforts



i dont have a paintball gun
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#32
Seriously what the hell? Just go out there and yell and them and scare them. Yell "Get the FUCK OFF OF MY LAWN!" or something.
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#33
just be all "you what the **** are you doing? get off of my ****, yo! I DON'T PLAY!" and then kick them in the box.
#35
if i yell at them i gots to wait until no one at my house is home cuz my fambly hayes it when i swear
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#36
Or, just run out there in your grass skirt and tribal paint and say, "Are you here for the rituals too!?!?" Then just start shouting, "OUUULUUUULUUUULUUUULUUULUUU BOOOOAAAAWWWWW!"

They should leave.
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#37
someone give me something outrageous to do
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#38
1:Grow some balls
2:Yell "GET OFFA MUH PROPER'Y"(like in the redneck films)
3:????
4:Profit
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Or, just run out there in your grass skirt and tribal paint and say, "Are you here for the rituals too!?!?" Then just start shouting, "OUUULUUUULUUUULUUUULUUULUUU BOOOOAAAAWWWWW!"

They should leave.


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