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#1
An old neighbor...

Richard Liss. Goes by Dick. Yep, Dick Liss.

Your turn...
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#4
anita dick?

theres a girl in my grade called anita but her last name isn't sexual
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#7
Philip is pretty stupid.

I'm not actually joking, this is 100% true but I know a guy, I think he was our old plumber, went by the name Richard Feeler.
#8
I think is Kenith is a pretty bad & amusing name.
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I don't think a lot of black people play guitar anymore.

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they all kinda went extinct after hendrix really.


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#10
wiggy you douche!
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BlackZeppelin is like Ghandi. With a bigger sense of humor.
it's the silence between the notes that makes the music.
#13
My mum came across a Miss Sally Gator at work.

There was also a Mrs Hiscock who worked as a Nurse in a magazine. Oh and C Hiscock. And a Barbara Jane Hiscock.

There was a Mrs C Salt in work and my friend's buddy was called Theresa Green.
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#14
guy in the sj phone book we used to prank call = harry dick. no joke
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#15
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#16
some dude at my school suddposedly has the last name "ass", he doesnt
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#17
My name.........

Its Afaque...
Pronounced as Afak...
And loads of people like to pronounce it as A-****....


Why do parented hafta give their kids weird names!!!
#18
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hahahaha
omg you just made my day
+ your parents are cruel
I only realised the other day.

#19
My mom knew a guy named Harry Butts. No lie.
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Quote by Fred1000000
BlackZeppelin is like Ghandi. With a bigger sense of humor.
it's the silence between the notes that makes the music.
#21
i once was served by someone at mcdonalds called "dung"

and when i went to america the guy in immigration was called "colon"

honest haha
#22
I've always thought Morag was a really bad name, mean it sounds like a really ugly person's name.....

(I hope to **** no-one here is called Morag)
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#25
Quote by af_the_fragile
My name.........

Its Afaque...
Pronounced as Afak...
And loads of people like to pronounce it as A-****....


Why do parented hafta give their kids weird names!!!


you sir, are Afaque'd up.
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#29
My name's Jenny Taylor and sounds like Genitalia if you say it wrong...


I might have to sig that, lol
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#30
dick hertz is a name
One
We are one
one is the beginning
are you one Herbert?

I'm not Herbert
#32
Apparently, somewhere in the world(well, in Glasgow) is a poor, unfortunate child named Pocahontas McGlinchey.
#35
this kid who goes to my school his name is Rolex

XD
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#36
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my last name is avenger.

no lie.



I think thats really cool!!

So is the dude names Pocahontas... although it was a princess...!
#37
Quote by af_the_fragile
I think thats really cool!!



but i dont have a super hero outfit...

so it doesnt have the same effect.
#38
well i know this kid... i swear this is is real name..

eric shin

ericshin

erection?

and theres this kid in my english named

abcdef

you say it like: ab-ka-def


and finally there was this girl named...

ineeda hoe.

do i need to explain?