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#1
I'm sorry but I've got to rant about this...

Don't you think that, sometimes, defecating almost comes to the level of physical pleasure? I mean come on, you know how good it feels to finally p*ss if you've been dying for one for ages!

I'd have to say that, at times, the feeling does border on physical pleasure.

Thoughts?
#2
This is the first sign of a scat fetish.
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#7
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#8
Hell yer!!

I'm very passionate about the poo. When you've got a big lump and it finally just falls out

Can't be beat. Especially coupled with the disgust of your friends when you fill them in on it
#9
I don't understand... Do you think peeing is defacation?
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#10
Yes, anything coming out of your body is defecating...I could say excreting if it would please you...

EDIT: And haha anything coming out of your body is also ejaculating...please say I'm not the only one who finds this funny.....
#11
But...I thought defecation meant fecal matter, which is poo.
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#12
Hell yeah! When you're really dying for a sh*t, to the point where it hurts, it's awesome when you finally unleash the force!
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#15
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Hell yeah! When you're really dying for a sh*t, to the point where it hurts, it's awesome when you finally unleash the force!


Well said
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#18
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As long as it's a magic poo (no wipe required).

I believe that's called a "ghost shit". Cookie for anyone who knows where I got that from.
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#19
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I believe that's called a "ghost shit". Cookie for anyone who knows where I got that from.

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#20
Yeah, I'd say it's pretty awesome to take a dump I guess...

especially if it's one of those magic ones where you don't have to wipe!

Those are great....
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#21
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My least favorite is Hydro-Poopie.

Jim Davidson actually.
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#22
Quote by dudetheman
Yeah, I'd say it's pretty awesome to take a dump I guess...

especially if it's one of those magic ones where you don't have to wipe!

Those are great....


Ohhh shiz yeah, they just fill me with a sense that the world is right and as it should be.
#23
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#24
This thread has already made me laugh 5 times out loud, and i've read 7 replies.

Immature toilet humor ftw!
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#26
i got confused with defecated and decafinated...as in coffee...
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#27
Freud's theory of psychosexual developement puts emphasis on a childs sexual developement occuring through 3 main stages, the oral, anal, and phallic stage.

In the anal stage the child supposedly enjoys defocating, and enjoys 'holding it in' as well.

So you're theory is supported by psychologists.
#28
Quote by ClaptonWannabe
Freud's theory of psychosexual developement puts emphasis on a childs sexual developement occuring through 3 main stages, the oral, anal, and phallic stage.

In the anal stage the child supposedly enjoys defocating, and enjoys 'holding it in' as well.

So you're theory is supported by psychologists.

Actually a large percentage of Freud's theories were proven to be complete bullshit. Particularly this one.

BTW, he also said if you experienced trauma in a certain stage you would be "stuck" in that stage, hence disorders, fetishes, etc. were said to originate from the abuse.
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#29
Quote by catchy phrase
Actually a large percentage of Freud's theories were proven to be complete bullshit. Particularly this one.

BTW, he also said if you experienced trauma in a certain stage you would be "stuck" in that stage, hence disorders, fetishes, etc. were said to originate from the abuse.


They weren't proven to be anything. They might be discredited by a lot of people but you can see why really can't you. Anyway I don't support his views I was just stating that they ARE his views. Never said they weren't bull****.

Anyway the fixation does make sense. Sucking your thumb when you're 20?
#30
Quote by chocolateman900
Hell yer!!

I'm very passionate about the poo. When you've got a big lump and it finally just falls out

Can't be beat. Especially coupled with the disgust of your friends when you fill them in on it






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#31
I love pooping. I clog the toilet on a constant basis, without help of toilet paper.

The best is when a solid log curls down into the pipe and has a mast out of the water.
#32
Quote by Doofag
I love pooping. I clog the toilet on a constant basis, without help of toilet paper.

The best is when a solid log curls down into the pipe and has a mast out of the water.


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#33
Quote by Doofag
I love pooping. I clog the toilet on a constant basis, without help of toilet paper.

The best is when a solid log curls down into the pipe and has a mast out of the water.


i seriously thought i was the only one that can clog a toilet with just pure ****.
#34
my cousin takes such GARGANTUAN poos that he has a special stick next to the john that is specially used for breaking the poo up into flushable portions.
#35
Quote by Doofag
I love pooping. I clog the toilet on a constant basis, without help of toilet paper.

The best is when a solid log curls down into the pipe and has a mast out of the water.


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#36
Quote by homair
Hell yeah! When you're really dying for a sh*t, to the point where it hurts, it's awesome when you finally unleash the force!


I got the sudden imagery of a brown, slimy torpedo shooting out of someones arse....
#39
Quote by rizo299
Probably the inverse

Incorrect. it feels quite the same. trust me...
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#40
i take gigantic magic poops that clog up the toilet and im only 15 they are usually as big as like, my forearm hehe
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