#1
Alright, I have a kitty, and her breath smells, and tastes just like her heiny(don't ask how I know). How do you freshen a kitties' breath?
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#4
brush your cats teeth
or
get the little bags with the dental hygiene things, it like dry food in a bag
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#5
Tried both of those, didn't work.
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Alright, I have a kitty, and her breath smells, and tastes just like her heiny(don't ask how I know). How do you freshen a kitties' breath?

i lol'd


hard
#9
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brush your cats teeth
or
get the little bags with the dental hygiene things, it like dry food in a bag

I'll check that out.


Oh, and I already tried cutting off it's wiskers and rubbing mustered on it's heiny, didn't work.
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I'll check that out.


Oh, and I already tried cutting off it's wiskers and rubbing mustered on it's heiny, didn't work.



Did you put relish on there, too?

That **** is delicious
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#12
Did you like...sniff its breath and then think..."whew...that smells pretty bad...but I wonder how it compares to its ass?"


That's creepy, man.
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Did you put relish on there, too?

That **** is delicious

Of course.
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#14
your cat is obviously FUBAR

just kill it
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#15
just breathe through your mouth...






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#16
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Did you like...sniff its breath and then think..."whew...that smells pretty bad...but I wonder how it compares to its ass?"


That's creepy, man.

No, it went the other way around.
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#17
rub icy hot on it


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#18
maybe it's the cat food? try something that smells better out of the can...






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#19
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your cat is obviously FUBAR

just kill it

Didn't work.


And yes, the IcyHot didn't solve it. Only one Pitee came up with something I haven't tried.


Oh, and we buy bagged cat food. I'll try something else.
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#20
Anti-freeze is a good cat breath freshener. Doesnt work good on people though.
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#21
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Didn't work.


And yes, the IcyHot didn't solve it. Only one Pitee came up with something I haven't tried.


Oh, and we buy bagged cat food. I'll try something else.



Did you try my idea? Cut off it's whiskers and smear mustard on its assh*le
#22
guys I think it's a metaphor for either:
- his girlfriend got sanchez'd by a third party
or
- he has crabs


solution to either?
kill the guy that raped you both
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guys I think it's a metaphor for either:
- his girlfriend got sanchez'd by a third party
or
- he has crabs


solution to either?
kill the guy that raped you both


He wouldn't kill his father...WOULD HE?
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#24
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Did you try my idea? Cut off it's whiskers and smear mustard on its assh*le

Yes.


And I already tried anti freeze.


I also tried hearing that I like mudkipz and doing a barell roll.


Also tried killing my father.
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#25
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Yes.


And I already tried anti freeze.


I also tried hearing that I like mudkipz and doing a barell roll.


Wtf dude you cut off your cats whiskers? You're a dick!
#26
Oh, and don't even recommend butseckz, my heiny is still sore.


So, no other suggestions other than changing food or brushing teeth, or getting those little dental heigeine bags? So, I'll head to Pet Co by the end of the week and ask around.
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