#1
What is a good comeback if someone is dissing you or fkin with you?. A good universal one to cover all the 'your mom....' jokes is 'my mom is dead dude'
#3
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What is a good comeback if someone is dissing you or fkin with you?. A good universal one to cover all the 'your mom....' jokes is 'my mom is dead dude'


And then after they say "my mom is dead", you go "I know, BITCH".
#4
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And then after they say "my mom is dead", you go "I know, BITCH".


Or "Yeah...I'm into necrophilia."

But really, comebacks are based on wit and situation. There's no universal comeback you can use that covers everything, or anyone could just use that.
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#5
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And then after they say "my mom is dead", you go "I know, BITCH".



no you say "Oh thats why she sucks in bed."


edit: Oh and I heard these kids arguing and one said something about the kids mom. He said "My moms dead ass!" and the guy said "Yea? she probably died in a cock sucking contest!" I laughed so hard
Last edited by SeveralSpecies at Oct 1, 2007,
#6
I've got my tongue peirced and I use to get aggrevated over it a lot at work. When they started picking on me over it I just told them their girl friend like it a lot last night, it would shut them up really quick.
#7
King of the Hill

Bill:Why am i like this, Hank?

Dale:Because you're fat and bald and your wife left you!!!!
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#10
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And then after they say "my mom is dead", you go "I know, BITCH".

nah you say
"i guess thats why she didnt move round much"
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#11
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nah you
"i guess thats why she didnt move round much"



Baseketball, right?
#12
Quote by SeveralSpecies
no you say "Oh thats why she sucks in bed."


edit: Oh and I heard these kids arguing and one said something about the kids mom. He said "My moms dead ass!" and the guy said "Yea? she probably died in a cock sucking contest!" I laughed so hard



rofl

oh well maybe better than saying she is dead she is dieing with cancer, comeback???
#14
Quote by and-E
rofl

oh well maybe better than saying she is dead she is dieing with cancer, comeback???



If they say she has cancer just say its from all the cigs she smoked after we f*cked.


.....meh that a little lame.
#15
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I think we just had a thread on this like a week ago.

As is the natural order of the Pit, don't ya know?

A universal comeback:

Fuck You
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#16
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Baseketball, right?

yeah
awsome movie
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Wow...I can't believe no one thought of that, I actually have lost 5% of my confidence for not thinking of that, I bow to you



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#18
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King of the Hill

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Dale:Because you're fat and bald and your wife left you!!!!

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#19
"my moms dead!"

"serves her right for raising such a stupid ****"

best comeback ever? when you "come back" from canadian tire and put a sledge thru their windshield.

gimme a hell yea for dumb puns :P
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#20
If I wanted a come back I would have licked it off your mothers face.
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#22
I'm not going to enter an argument with a person who finds it challenging to zip his pants without snagging his sack...
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#23
its not my fault i have a huge set o nuts!
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#25
I haven't heard any really good, but I've recieved someone that was really horrible...

Me (to an idiot): Hey... You're short! You're very short!
Him: Well you're tall!

Ouch...
#26
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I haven't heard any really good, but I've recieved someone that was really horrible...

Me (to an idiot): Hey... You're short! You're very short!
Him: Well you're tall!

Ouch...


That was a pretty horrid insult in the first place

Best comeback ever:

NO U
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#27
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That was a pretty horrid insult in the first place

Best comeback ever:

NO U



Cmon! He is short.... And whenever he smokes his face turn green!

Oh yeah, and NO U is win!