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#3
I heard that the cause of all this was because of the spider epidemic over there.
#6
How can an entire state just, "shut down"?
It baffles me.
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#9
the govner is a chick
and that burrito guy wont stop tormenting me with
spiders
every thread i post he says something
every thread
#16
how can a state be "shut down" i don't get it. : (
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#18
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#21
Quote by Ultimate_Gio92
WHAT SPIDERS PEOPLE?? lol im deathly afraid of spiders



DONT SAY THAT!!!!
BURRIT0 WILL TORMENT YOU TOO!
NOO!
ITS TO LATE
YOUR A GONER!
#23
Quote by mercen11ary
DONT SAY THAT!!!!
BURRIT0 WILL TORMENT YOU TOO!
NOO!
ITS TO LATE
YOUR A GONER!

burrit0 is a spider. The deadliest, most ear destroying kind, made by Line 6.
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#26
Quote by Ultimate_Gio92
WHAT SPIDERS PEOPLE?? lol im deathly afraid of spiders



Some weirdo in Michigan was genetically engineering spiders and some escaped. The escaped breeded with normal spiders and now there running wild in the streets.

Wild in the streets, running, running.
Wild in the streets.

It's said that their heading for Oakville, Ontario, Canada. Better watch out.
#27
So, what exactly does this shutdown mean? How does a government shut down? Do they just all go home and watch Invader Zim or something?
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#28
I am so confused.
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#29
Quote by zekk
I am so confused.



It appears that you have been bitten by one of these engineered spiders. Confusion is one of the symptoms.
#30
when a government shuts down,
pretty much everything the government provides
stops, such as
lottery
alcohol sales
state police
schools eventually
state parks
drawbridges
roadwork
and so forth
and spider control also comes to a halt
#31
Quote by mercen11ary
when a government shuts down,
pretty much everything the government provides
stops, such as
lottery
alcohol sales
state police
schools eventually
state parks
drawbridges
roadwork
and so forth
and spider control also comes to a halt

Revolt.
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But really... there's no cookie. And if there was, you wouldn't get one.
#32
My sources in Michigan have informed me that the spiders have infected 112 people. Look out!
#34
Quote by mercen11ary
when a government shuts down,
pretty much everything the government provides
stops, such as
lottery
alcohol sales
state police
schools eventually
state parks
drawbridges
roadwork
and so forth
and spider control also comes to a halt

Has this ever happened before in another state, or is this a first?
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#35
this thread is full of what the ****.
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#37
Quote by drakenshadow
im still ****ing confused aswell.

I'll break it down simple for you Pitees.

To simply put it, Mudkipz needs to do a barrel roll, while simutaneously applying Icy Hot to the entire state of Michigan.
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Good for you. Have a cookie.


But really... there's no cookie. And if there was, you wouldn't get one.
#39
Quote by drakenshadow
im still ****ing confused aswell.



It seems that you have been bitten also.


Quote by mercen11ary
why must you people torment us who are afraid of spiders?


I have arachnophobia and I find this to be amusing.
#40
Dangit, I thought you were serious about the spiders
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