#1
These little bastards bit me up and down my right side from my right ass cheek to my armpit. From my elbow to my wrist.

How you say? I was on skates and sat down on the sidewalk to give my dog a break. Put my hands in the grass and leaned back. Turns out I rested on their anthill. Those guys went wild. I tried brushing them off as fast as I could but some still got me. I literally had ants in my pants. Thankfully none of them bit the pubic region.

Out of desperation as I got home I took a shower. Then I rubbed Gold Bond on the infected areas and quite frankly it helped! So if you're ever bitten try Gold Bond body powder.
#3
Icy hot.
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Peavey 5150, Squier, Ibanez RG2EX2, Yamaha F150, Ibanez RT150, MXR noisegate
#4
Funny. My ex-girlfriend had her clitoris bit by a fire ant. Horny little ****ers, aren't they?
#5
Quote by abcdboy
Icy hot.


Have a nice warning..

And threadstarter, I think there are some special lotions for this kind of situation.
Yeah, it's an awful feeling.
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#6
I hate fire ants.

I wish they'd all die.

And I don't feel bad for saying that, because they're illegal immigrants. They don't belong in North America, the ****ing Spaniards dragged them over here during the Conquistador times...

I'm the type of nigga that's built to last
If you fuck with me, I'll put my foot in your ass
See, I don't give a fuck cause I keep bailin
Yo, what the fuck are they yellin?!


GANGSTA, GANGSTA
#7
Quote by Mud Martian
Funny. My ex-girlfriend had her clitoris bit by a fire ant. Horny little ****ers, aren't they?


This raises another question!

Would you gnaw into your girlfriend if AN INSECT had already been there?

Discuss.
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#8
Quote by Necrolust
Have a nice warning..

And threadstarter, I think there are some special lotions for this kind of situation.
Yeah, it's an awful feeling.

I'm serious. IcyHot is a pain reliever.
Gear...
Peavey 5150, Squier, Ibanez RG2EX2, Yamaha F150, Ibanez RT150, MXR noisegate
#9
Quote by JesusOfSbrbia
I hate fire ants.

I wish they'd all die.

And I don't feel bad for saying that, because they're illegal immigrants. They don't belong in North America, the ****ing Spaniards dragged them over here during the Conquistador times...



Along with the rest of civilisation, God forbid.
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#10
Quote by Mud Martian
Funny. My ex-girlfriend had her clitoris bit by a fire ant. Horny little ****ers, aren't they?


Your girlfriend got jiggy with a fire ant? Jesus, how small is your penis???
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#11
When I was out playing airsoft last summer I took shelter underneath some pinetrees. Turned out it was a haven for fire ants. I put some "anti-insect bite lotion" on quickly and it didn't hurt at all (after 5 minutes)!

The lesson is: Always carry anti-insect bite lotion. Or fire.
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#13
Never been bitten by them, I dont even think England has them (thank god)