#1
When i was little i thought that a bee was a fly do i went to grab it and it stung my pinky.
#2
Took a **** in the bath

Got scared of a parrot.

Thought testicles were just incase my bum broke and i had to push the poo out somewere else.

Fell over, and my mums friends dog at my kit-kat

All this was under the age of five. There's probably more but i can't remeber'em.
Last edited by Griff_Kid at Oct 1, 2007,
#4
Quote by M.O.P
mixing poo and water is a bad mix its stinks bad


I'm pretty sure poo stinks anyway
PiT LURK3R


Quote by _Mayday_
Fellow Transformers, it has come to my attention that we have the mighty Megatron in our midst!




Ninja of the Ninja Club
#6
Quote by M.O.P
eh stinks worse in water

then why is there water in toilets? lol

the stupidest thing i did was play "soccer" with a frog...ya
and once i was playing with my uncles like model vehicle thing that cost 100 bucks or something, and you know when you're a kid and you crash cars together? well ya.....i did that with 2 of them, he wasn't too happy lol
Gear:
Jackson DKMG Dinky (EMG 81/85)
Ibanez GIO (i put a Dimbucker in the bridge)
Crate GT65 (65 watts) to be upgraded soon, suggestions welcome (must be tubed)
Floor Pod (for sale)
#7
joined UG... although i wasnt relli a kid...........

well I got stuck in the guys bathroom eating sugar.....( im a girl)

you see I was with two cousins in a hotel,at the time. They wanted to eat sugar .. but our parents would not allow us. So i suggested hiding in the toilet to eat teh sugah!!! Both of them were boys so they brought me to the guys toilet, where we hid in a cubicle .... well we were laughing alot and making lots of noise.... so i guess someone reported us to sercurity! soon a gaurd knoked on the door and asked us to get out. Well both of them ran out but i didnt dare show my face
so i locked myself in the cubicle. When i actually wanted to get out i realised there were too many guys in the bathroom! luckily my much older cousin came to my rescure... and got me out of the toilet.........
#8
so it goes down better you casnt have a poo going down a dry toilet
#10
Quote by juckfush

**** in a bath, picked it up ran up to my dad saying 'i had a baby!'

LMFAO i want to base a movie upon that lol
Gear:
Jackson DKMG Dinky (EMG 81/85)
Ibanez GIO (i put a Dimbucker in the bridge)
Crate GT65 (65 watts) to be upgraded soon, suggestions welcome (must be tubed)
Floor Pod (for sale)
#11
Quote by juckfush


played pokemon in real life with a friend, (i was like 6) and i was hitmonlee and i roundhouse kicked him in the head




Haha, I lol'd
PiT LURK3R


Quote by _Mayday_
Fellow Transformers, it has come to my attention that we have the mighty Megatron in our midst!




Ninja of the Ninja Club
#12
I put my hand on the hot part of the stove and burnt it. Not sure why, I guess I was just curious.
#13
Once I fell over whilst holding an ice cream.

I landed so hard on my chin that my teeth went through my lower lip.......

But the ice cream was held triumphantly up, so it avoided any damage from the ordeal!
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#15
i tried to kick an ant and fell on my ass....
then there was this time we were in phys ed class and we were told to grab the balls and put them in the bag so i dropped my pants....
then another time i asked my dad for a fight, you DONT EVER ask my dad for a fight lmao
#16
Quote by metacarpi
Once I fell over whilst holding an ice cream.

I landed so hard on my chin that my teeth went through my lower lip.......

But the ice cream was held triumphantly up, so it avoided any damage from the ordeal!


Some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say there is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of God's grey Earth as that prince of foods:



the muffin!
#17
*Takes a bow*
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#18
I put my foot under a sheet of glass and bet my friend that he couldn't get my foot.
He jumped on it. The Glass Broke, Our feet bled like crazy and now we have big scars on our right feet.
We are like, Scar buddies.
(6 years old :\)

Rolled a rock down a hill of that same friends house and it smashed through his Dads bedroom window while his Dad was still asleep.

Jumped on that same Mates Dads exercise (I bet you his parents are still angry at me xD) trampoline and slipped and put my head through his Dads wall.

I love my life =]
I don't remember where I was,
When I realized life was a game.
The more seriously I took things,
The harder the rules became.
#20
Yeah, recently we got caught taking alcohol of that same guy.
Also downloading porn.
I'm surprised he hasn't shot me yet.
I don't remember where I was,
When I realized life was a game.
The more seriously I took things,
The harder the rules became.