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#1
okay so discuss the best razors, shaving creams, etc. that you use. also tips on how to do it RIGHT.not just attack ur face with a razor lol.

[this thread might be epic phail. but since 90% of UG is 14 year old boys needing to shave soon, like me , i think this would help out]

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#4
i just use cheap disposable razors. what sucks is that its not like facial hair if you know what i mean, just normal hair.
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#6
Completely unnecessary methinks...
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#7
10 minutes until it turns into a penis thread.
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#8
I use a schique(spelling) quatro titanium that came with some deoderant I got a few months ago...and I don't use shaving cream. I never saw a use for it.

And I use it everyday...

so....
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#9
i just use some electric razor because i am not manly enough to know how to shave with a real razor.
#11
10 minutes until it turns into a penis thread.


OKAY, so i have some hairs on my penis......
#12
there is no need for this thread right now

beardtober anyone?
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#14
Gillette Fusion, or if you're feeling frisky, the Gillette Fusion POWER PHANTOM!

If you're on a budget, just go through a random black backpack at your school, you'll find a cheap single razor blade there, guaranteed. From there it's just a lot of patience, and try not to cut yourself while shaving with it, the kid could have hepatitis.
#15
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OKAY, so i have some hairs on my penis......


Oh rly?
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#17
Gillette Fusion, or if you're feeling frisky, the Gillette Fusion POWER PHANTOM!

If you're on a budget, just go through a random black backpack at your school, you'll find a cheap single razor blade there, guaranteed. From there it's just a lot of patience and try not to cut yourself while shaving with it, the kid could have hepatitis.


i find the gillette fusion power phantom dosent have too much angle control and the grip, it just dosent say gillete to me..
#21
For the people who say they don't use shaving cream...At least use soap. You can alway tell the guys at my school who don't, because their face just screams razerburn.
#23
I use a Wilkinson Sword Quattro Titanium. Gets the job done I suppose...?


What a fucking pointless thread.
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Gillette Fusion, or if you're feeling frisky, the Gillette Fusion POWER PHANTOM!

If you're on a budget, just go through a random black backpack at your school, you'll find a cheap single razor blade there, guaranteed. From there it's just a lot of patience, and try not to cut yourself while shaving with it, the kid could have hepatitis.


they sell razors at your school.??

what a twist
#25
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they sell razors at your school.??

what a twist

Actually, I believe he was advocating the stealing of said razors.
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#26
Use shaving cream, as stated, when you don't you will get razor burn and you rface will hate you for the rest of your life. Found that out the hard way.

Does anyone have any experience with "razorless beard removal" ie the cream that you wipe off and the hair comes off with it?
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#27
I phail at shaving. I went from using an electric shaver to real shaving a couple of months ago just to make me feel more manly of something but I still haven't really gotten the hang of it...
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#28
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#29
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Use shaving cream, as stated, when you don't you will get razor burn and you rface will hate you for the rest of your life. Found that out the hard way.

Does anyone have any experience with "razorless beard removal" ie the cream that you wipe off and the hair comes off with it?



It burns a little...like if you use oxy pads on acne...other than that it actually works for me
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#30
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okay so discuss the best razors, shaving creams, etc. that you use. also tips on how to do it RIGHT.not just attack ur face with a razor lol.

[this thread might be epic phail. but since 90% of UG is 14 year old boys needing to shave soon, like me , i think this would help out]


i havn't shaved my whole face in 1 1/2 years its faaaaaaaaaaaaarrrr eaiser
#31
I get razorburn under my chin after I shave.

EDIT: And I use shaving cream!
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#33
Heh, I'm sat here with my hairless face bleeding profusely. Today I've learned that Sanex Sensitive Shaving Gel is CRAP. Dammit, I just wiped across my face now I'm putting blood all over the keys. This is madness!
#34
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Use shaving cream, as stated, when you don't you will get razor burn and you rface will hate you for the rest of your life. Found that out the hard way.

Does anyone have any experience with "razorless beard removal" ie the cream that you wipe off and the hair comes off with it?

Superglue?
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#36
Uh...does someone else want to make "the official BUTTONING YOUR SHIRT thread", or "the official PUTTING ON SOCKS thread"? Honestly, you just buy a razor, use some cream, and shave. That's it.
#38
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Heh, I'm sat here with my hairless face bleeding profusely. Today I've learned that Sanex Sensitive Shaving Gel is CRAP. Dammit, I just wiped across my face now I'm putting blood all over the keys. This is madness!



Madness?

This IS UG!!!!!!!
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#39
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i only have one hair on my chin
what should i do
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#40
you have to take a shower and then put shaving cream on right after and shave, otherwise it can be really painful, and the razor will catch a lot of hair the first couple times. if you do it right after getting out it will be easy and smooth.
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