#1
1. Can a fat man go skinny dipping?
2. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
3. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck couldn't chuck wood?
4. If a locker slams in a hallway... and nobody it there to hear it... did it make a sound?
5. If a locker slams in a hallway... and nobody is there to hear it... who the hell slammed the locker?
6. If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?
7. Why dont we pronounce bologna the way its spelled?
8. Why is it deemed neccessary to nail down the lid of coffins?
9. So whats the speed of dark?
10. Why is it what doctors do called 'practice'?
11. How come abbreviated is such a long word?
12. Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
13. Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?

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#3
hence: the 'stupid' test
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#6
1.) Yes.
2)Yes
3)None you idiot.
4)Yes or no depending on your definition of sound.
5)The wind.
6)Depends on what he said.
7)It's Italian.
8)So Zombies don't get out.
9)There is none.
10)Because that's what it's called for every profession. You "practice" your craft every day.
11) Cause thats how many letters it takes to spell it.
12)No.
13)No.
#7
1. Can a fat man go skinny dipping?

Nope, that's why it's called "skinny" dipping

2. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Animal crackers are animals too.

3. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck couldn't chuck wood?

Pi

4. If a locker slams in a hallway... and nobody it there to hear it... did it make a sound?

Yeah

5. If a locker slams in a hallway... and nobody is there to hear it... who the hell slammed the locker?

Deaf person, duh

6. If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

No, but it's a different story if it's a chick...

7. Why dont we pronounce bologna the way its spelled?

Because Benjamin Franklin phailed

8. Why is it deemed neccessary to nail down the lid of coffins?

ZOMBIE WIZARDS!!!!

9. So whats the speed of dark?

Really fxcking slow

10. Why is it what doctors do called 'practice'?

Government

11. How come abbreviated is such a long word?

Because life sucks, and it wants me to fail at spelling

12. Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

No, most people are just plain dumb, but we assume that they're smart until we are proved otherwise

13. Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?

Yes.


I hope that cleared everythign up.
#8
1. Can a fat man go skinny dipping? Yes
2. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? Yes
3. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck couldn't chuck wood? 0 wood
4. If a locker slams in a hallway... and nobody it there to hear it... did it make a sound? yes
5. If a locker slams in a hallway... and nobody is there to hear it... who the hell slammed the locker? Some kid in Taiwan messing with a remote
6. If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong? Yes
7. Why dont we pronounce bologna the way its spelled? because that doesnt make sense
8. Why is it deemed neccessary to nail down the lid of coffins? Zombies dude
9. So whats the speed of dark? negative the speed of light
10. Why is it what doctors do called 'practice'? Because theyre only practicing on you
11. How come abbreviated is such a long word? It used to be longer, but they abbriviated it.
12. Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak? No
13. Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse? No
#9
7) In Bologna, Italy, its pronounced as is.
8) Zombies... I'd be damned if we were overrun with zombies cuz of some kid on UG questioning the workings of society. Do every1 a favor. NAIL YOUR GODDAMN COFFINS! I'm sick and tired of zombies running around and sh*t. And f*ck bagels too.
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#10
why is it what doctors do called 'practice'? they are getting ready for the big game.
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#11
this thread either wins by and extraordinary amount, or phails by a considerable amount. i cant decide which.