XD!!!!!! awesome.

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thycrusader = Thigh_Crusader

That was rather well done.
Some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say there is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of God's grey Earth as that prince of foods:

the muffin!
It all makes so much sense now... man, I gotta play me some Nukem.
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one time i let my cat has cheezburger. i thought it was pretty funny.
"Duke Nukem?!?"

I forgot how awesome those games were.
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Wise words Trashfan.

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It's not going to be that great. Although particle physics does give me a hadron.

Master chief is actually a forerunner.

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one time i masturbated into a pumpkins. needless to say

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"my mind rejects it" Is that some sort of meme? 'cause if it isn't it should be.
I wanna grow up to be a debaser
I was a HUGE Duke Nukem fan as a kid, so I found this hilarious, haha.
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Ah, if only twas so. But Master Chief doesn't have the character to be Duke Nukem.
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hey this comic is funny ^^
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Duke Nukem walks into a strip club:
"My home away from home!"
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I can sense a new UG catchphrase from this...


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Stukart, you're the most awesome human being I have ever met. I love you

Awesome. I'm gonna start using that whenever I can't wrap my head around something.

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sloth is hacking away feebly at the grass because he is a sloth but he was trying so hard ;_; hes all "penguin im HERE i am here to help you penguin"
Duke Nukem > Halo 3
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