UGers across america (particularly in cali, arizona/NM, midwest), I need your help!

#1
I posted a thread before about me and my gf going on a road trip this summer. We're goin from MD down through the Carolinas, through tennessee, arkansas, oklahoma, texas, NM, Arizona, into cali, then up to washington, then down through montana to wyoming. then over to michigan, then NY, then back home.

we're 2 18 year olds. very nice, polite, responsible. I promise. If anyone lives on the route I mentioned and would be willing to do ANY of the following, please PM me and let me know:

a. Give us a place to stay for cheap/free.
b. Give us a place to party
c. Get us drunk haha
d. Paypal me some money, donate to the trip. The littlest amount will help!

Thanks in advance, UG community

-Daver
#3
because you're my best friend in the whole world so i'll spend my time and money on you
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#4
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I'd help if I could

Thanks! Looks like a good site.

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because you're my best friend in the whole world so i'll spend my time and money on you


I cant tell if thats sacrastic or what...
#7
We need more specifics than that. I live in Cali, but are you going to be in the bay area?
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#8
Well, not my house, but its my parents. I'd have to ask them to have complete strangers come and sleep in our house... but yeah, ill get back to you on that.

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Thats southern Cali, near Los Angeles, San Diego etc.
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#10
if you only get 20 minutes of driving on the first day you can stay in my room
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#11
Hey mom, can we let these people I met on the internet stay here for a night or two?
#12
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Hey mom, can we let these people I met on the internet stay here for a night or two?



I understand, Im just seein if by any chance, anyone out there has their own place or would be able to help us out. We're goin to be traveling calie from LA up unto oregon, so anywhere in Cali would help.
Also, if anyone along the way just knows party spots or shows, lemme know.
#13
I have no room at the inn. My oldest and his girlfriend just moved back home otherwise I would be more than happy to put you up. When you get to Mi. call me and I'll feed ya but no room to sleep.
If you are serious pm me and I'll give ya my cell #.
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#16
It's like a modern day oregon trail!

I wish I could help but I live way too far north up NY.
#17
If your gf was going to offer a blowjob to anyone that puts your two up for the night, you could make the whole trip without any lodging costs.
#19
dude, i live in wisconsin, and i might kno someone who could help, but ur trip might have to vear off into wisconsin. i am dead serious, if u come around my nic of da' woods, ill help out. there aint much places to party around here, but i do gotta practice with my band every wednesday, so if u happen to come 'round then, well u can hang out there.

if u really are serious, then pm me, ill be more than happy to help out
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#20
You can crash in my bedroom..


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#23
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Hey mom, can we let these people I met on the internet stay here for a night or two?


thats the point i was trying to get across
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#25
Are you going to be going through El Paso?
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#26
i'll get you drunk if you come through Walnut Creek, CA.... near Berkeley.






I CAN TOTALLY EXPLAIN THAT... I HAD... uh... UNPROTECTED SEX WITH A PORCUPINE
#28
Hmm, I may be able to help you but I'm not entirely sure man. Anyway, when are you taking this trip then?
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#29
schweet. lemme know when you're gonna come through here






I CAN TOTALLY EXPLAIN THAT... I HAD... uh... UNPROTECTED SEX WITH A PORCUPINE
#31
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I posted a thread before about me and my gf going on a road trip this summer. We're goin from MD down through the Carolinas, through tennessee, arkansas, oklahoma, texas, NM, Arizona, into cali, then up to washington, then down through montana to wyoming. then over to michigan, then NY, then back home.

we're 2 18 year olds. very nice, polite, responsible. I promise. If anyone lives on the route I mentioned and would be willing to do ANY of the following, please PM me and let me know:

a. Give us a place to stay for cheap/free.
b. Give us a place to party
c. Get us drunk haha
d. Paypal me some money, donate to the trip. The littlest amount will help!

Thanks in advance, UG community

-Daver

I'm here in a beach city in California about 30 minutes from Los Angeles.

I doubt you could stay at my house, but I'm just throwing it out there if you wanted to stop by my place...maybe?
#32
I'd help if I was on the route. Couch surfing is a noble persuit. Good luck.
#33
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I'm here in a beach city in California about 30 minutes from Los Angeles.

I doubt you could stay at my house, but I'm just throwing it out there if you wanted to stop by my place...maybe?

Going by your avatar. no thanks.