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So today I was zapping, and I arrived to probably the worst TV program in the human history.
Someone has a "date" with two guys, while a friend listens to the date in a van and has a lies detection software.
I believe that the program is staged (it's supposed to be a reality TV program), but anyway, the competitors always look totally full of themselves and their ego just make anyone wanna puke.
Is that program supposed to represent the USA youth? Now I understand when people say that MTV is an evil corporation that tries to corrupt the USA youth.

So what do you say about that program? Is it staged? I mean, you can't see if someone lies only by their voice, and also the competitors make some presentation of themselves before the tv show starts. So they know that they are in a program :|
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#2
All MTV reality shows are staged, I'd say, especially the "dating" shows. The dialogue and banter is so stilted that everybody looks and acts like they're reading off a teleprompter.

And I'm not even going to go into the shallowness of the shows themselves. Judging who you want to date by the state of their room? DATE MY FUCKING MOM?!?! No thanks.
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All MTV reality shows are staged, I'd say, especially the "dating" shows. The dialogue and banter is so stilted that everybody looks and acts like they're reading off a teleprompter.

And I'm not even going to go into the shallowness of the shows themselves. Judging who you want to date by the state of their room? DATE MY FUCKING MOM?!?! No thanks.


Well...I wouldn't mind dating your mom, CaptainWow...


TS, all of the shows on MTV are like that. And they always have cutscenes in the middle where the "contestants" deliver some witty, innuendo-laden dialogue that's CLEARLY scripted and never funny.
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what show.... next? that **** is not only fake as hell its just plain retarded
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We all know that the only way to find the love of your life is to be humiliated on MTV.
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#10
I think what Justin Timberlake said about MTV was true it does need more music or infact any music.
#11
A lot of the stuff they say sounds staged.

In any case it ****ing sucks.

"Wow, I like totally had no idea that that suspicious looking truck over there had anything to do with your wierd date with me and another girl"

MTV is ****. I read on Wikipedia that the American MTV even considered COMPLETELY removing music videos and playing their reality shows all day, leaving MTV2 for music.

What in the name of sexual intercourse is the world coming to?!
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dont forget about vh1... they contribute plenty of stupid tv like that.... flavor of love... rock of love... all crap
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#13
Please dont judge america based on that show. MY buddy was on "tail daters" and he said they tell you EVERYTHING to say.
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A lot of the stuff they say sounds staged.

In any case it ****ing sucks.

"Wow, I like totally had no idea that that suspicious looking truck over there had anything to do with your wierd date with me and another girl"

MTV is ****. I read on Wikipedia that the American MTV even considered COMPLETELY removing music videos and playing their reality shows all day, leaving MTV2 for music.

What in the name of sexual intercourse is the world coming to?!


I remember 7 years ago when I used to listen to Aerosmith and other 80's rock bands in MTV Where's the justice?
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#15
never seen it but im sure most reality shows are scripted to a point. and people can tell if someone if lying based on their voice alone but it takes years of practice.
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So today I was zapping, and I arrived to probably the worst TV program in the human history.
Someone has a "date" with two guys, while a friend listens to the date in a van and has a lies detection software.
I believe that the program is staged (it's supposed to be a reality TV program), but anyway, the competitors always look totally full of themselves and their ego just make anyone wanna puke.
Is that program supposed to represent the USA youth? Now I understand when people say that MTV is an evil corporation that tries to corrupt the USA youth.

So what do you say about that program? Is it staged? I mean, you can't see if someone lies only by their voice, and also the competitors make some presentation of themselves before the tv show starts. So they know that they are in a program :|
actually it is possible to tell if someone's lying just by listening to their voice. there are slight quivvers in their speech that give them away, its all psychology
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I remember 7 years ago when I used to listen to Aerosmith and other 80's rock bands in MTV Where's the justice?

7 years ago? they barely played music then too... mtv from like 81 to the early to mid 90's was when it was good
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I think what Justin Timberlake said about MTV was true it does need more music or infact any music.


+1

and yes, all "reality" shows on mtv are staged.
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right you are sir. MTV is terrible and the sad thing is, kids my age (high school) actually watch that ****. It actually represents our culture quite well in my opinion, considering people watch it enough so it keeps on showing more reality shows about rich kids in california instead of music, which is in the name Music Television
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So today I was zapping, and I arrived to probably the worst TV program in the human history.
Someone has a "date" with two guys, while a friend listens to the date in a van and has a lies detection software.
I believe that the program is staged (it's supposed to be a reality TV program), but anyway, the competitors always look totally full of themselves and their ego just make anyone wanna puke.
Is that program supposed to represent the USA youth? Now I understand when people say that MTV is an evil corporation that tries to corrupt the USA youth.

So what do you say about that program? Is it staged? I mean, you can't see if someone lies only by their voice, and also the competitors make some presentation of themselves before the tv show starts. So they know that they are in a program :|


NOOOO it doesn't, I hate the goddman TV shows that make us look like pompous assholes. The people on these shows are actors, bad ones at that, and they're the kind of people nobody really likes at your school.
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7 years ago? they barely played music then too... mtv from like 81 to the early to mid 90's was when it was good


Mmh I remember from when I was like 11 - 12 years old.
Maybe the Argentina MTV was different than the MTV of USA back then :/
There's a good channel which also broadcast good music over here called "Muchmusic". I only zapped through it sometimes, but from what I seen, they play quite a lot of good rock.
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#23
mtv has gotten so bad in recent years... every year is more and more garbage shows
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NOOOO it doesn't, I hate the goddman TV shows that make us look like pompous assholes. The people on these shows are actors, bad ones at that, and they're the kind of people nobody really likes at your school.


Of course. It was just a rhetorical question. That's why I wrote the next sentence next to it.

If they USA youth really was like that, I'd start to support Afghanistan
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#26
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Mmh I remember from when I was like 11 - 12 years old.
Maybe the Argentina MTV was different than the MTV of USA back then :/
There's a good channel which also broadcast good music over here called "Muchmusic". I only zapped through it sometimes, but from what I seen, they play quite a lot of good rock.

i used to get muchmusic... that was true mtv... it became fuse i think because thats what that channel is now at least
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#27
I wish MTV would just play music.

Gee, I wonder what the M could possibly stand for?

Honestly, I would love MTV if it didn't suck.
They say that no other channel gives you 16 hours of music each day.
16 HOURS? THEY DON'T PLAY THAT MUCH MUSIC IN A ****ING WEEK!
And if they do, it's all at night, and it's the same videos over and over.

GoTV, an independant Austrian channel, is WAY better. They have a playlist almost three times the size, they have "hosted by" shows where famous people choose their favorite videos and they aren't corporate *****s which make american teens seem like idiots.
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Hopefully other countries realize most American youths aren't like that.
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#29
MTV doesnt represent americans, how many people ACTUALLY watch mtv here? and its mostly about preppy people and stuff like that, i hate mtv, and specially the dating shows, and if its reality tv, then why is it stagged? jesus...


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#30
No, man - the worst shows on MTV are those shows where they have the stupid spoiled valley girls who use "like" five times a sentence.
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No, man - the worst shows on MTV are those shows where they have the stupid spoiled valley girls who use "like" five times a sentence.

that sweet 16 show is real though... i hate spoiled people like that soo much... so many people in my school are like that
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Please dont judge america based on that show. MY buddy was on "tail daters" and he said they tell you EVERYTHING to say.



dude im going to judge america by that because your buddy went on it in the first place!
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lol
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that sweet 16 show is real though... i hate spoiled people like that soo much... so many people in my school are like that


What it's about? Making some 16 birthday party and all that stuff?
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No, man - the worst shows on MTV are those shows where they have the stupid spoiled valley girls who use "like" five times a sentence.


But leik don't you leik know it's leik cool to leik use "leik" in leik a setence leik at least leik five times?
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dude im going to judge america by that because your buddy went on it in the first place!


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What it's about? Making some 16 birthday party and all that stuff?

basically its about some stupid spoiled girls sweet 16... it shows them plan it and everything and buy **** for it...
their parents will drop like 200,000 for a party.. she will get like a brand new bmw or mercedez... they bitch though about stupid ****... like some girl complained that her dad bought her a used bmw, which was nice as hell, instead of a new one...
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basically its about some stupid spoiled girls sweet 16... it shows them plan it and everything and buy **** for it...
their parents will drop like 200,000 for a party.. she will get like a brand new bmw or mercedez... they bitch though about stupid ****... like some girl complained that her dad bought her a used bmw, which was nice as hell, instead of a new one...


Spoiled biatch.
USA is the only place in the world that I seen in which kids get cars. And she bitches about getting a used BMW? Crap I'd kill for a used Peugeot.
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Spoiled biatch.
USA is the only place in the world that I seen in which kids get cars. And she bitches about getting a used BMW? Crap I'd kill for a used Peugeot.


I'm going to buy a car in a month or two, but I'm 19, so I don't feel bad having a car. I would kill for a used Peugeot too, though. I love Peugeot bicycles, and I can assume they make first-class cars as well.
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Spoiled biatch.
USA is the only place in the world that I seen in which kids get cars. And she bitches about getting a used BMW? Crap I'd kill for a used Peugeot.

not all of us are like that though lol
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