#1
he's a stand-up comedian on comedy central
i cannot, for the life of me, remember his name
he's pretty young looking
sort of pale
fat, usually references himself being fat in his acts
kind of short
a slight southern-ish accent

does anybody know his name?
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Jon Reep? He fits the entire description except he doesn't really reference himself as being fat but it might be him.
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dave chapelle
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#6
No, Jim Gaffigan is REALLY pale, not fat, and not very young looking.
#7
It's not Jim Gaffigan nor Dave Chapelle.
when I say he's fat, I mean like, overweight/obese, not to be offensive
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It's not Jim Gaffigan nor Dave Chapelle.
when I say he's fat, I mean like, overweight/obese, not to be offensive

Ralphie May, I think?
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Ralphie May or Frank Caliendo, methinks.
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Altered_Carbon, you are the man. It is Ralphie May
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#12
try ralphie may, he is HILARIOUS, if you remember him talking about black people at movie theaters, the pope, or acid trips then thats him

edit: i seem to be late
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try ralphie may, he is HILARIOUS, if you remember him talking about black people at movie theaters, the pope, or acid trips then thats him

edit: i seem to be late



yeah, that's totally him

and thanks y'all
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#14
john pinette?
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looks like someone had 1 too many swedish meatballs
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oh NAY NAY.

haha...that guy is hilarious. Better than Ralphie May in my opinion.
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#19
Is Ralphie May the one who tells the "but it was funny, huh?" stories?

EDIT: I'm thinking of Gabriel Iglesias. He's funny too.
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#20
Was Ralphie May the one talking about the all-you-can-eat restaraunts in France? Or camping in Maine? If so, I've been trying to figure out that guy's name for ages...funny shit!
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