#1
No, this isn't about world of warcraft or guild wars, or even runescape.

This is about one man, and his mission to make a mess.

Ok, here I go.

So basically, I moved to univeristy at the end of last month and with me I brought a delightful bag of monkey nuts (Which I Can't Stop Eating!)

I unpacked all my stuff into my wee room, and being a guy, I'm not really fussed about what goes where. Anyway, I found myself with a few spare drawers, and being the evolution of monkeh that I am, I randomly eat monkey nuts at my computer. I came into trouble when I noticed the bin was over there and the shells were with me. So, I decided I'd throw them in my bottom drawer (which is empty.)

Now, I can't stop doing it, and I've decided I'm going to fill the drawer up with nut shells, and make a royal mess somewhere when i'm done.

Check it out - Note the two bags of monkey nuts and several mint club wrappers in there as well:



Give me suggestions pit, when my drawer is full, the shells must be put to an epic use!
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#3
what the hell are monkey nuts? They look like peanuts. That must be a UK thing, because you were at "uni"


location edit: i see you are in ireland
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#6
Quote by MySweetFracture
what the hell are monkey nuts? They look like peanuts. That must be a UK thing, because you were at "uni"


location edit: i see you are in ireland


I'm at University in middlesbrough, which is england, but yes I am from ireland.

Edit: And yes monkey nuts are peanuts.
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#7
Quote by Altered_Carbon
Smoke them. They'll get you high.


1. I don't smoke.

2. Even if I did, I'd probably die from doing that.
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#8
^^^^^ My GF is in love with Mangers, but i have never heard of it until I met her. Now i see your avatar, and well............. thats really it. She is from Ireland, "fenon" i believe.
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#10
Fenon? I hope you don't mean "Fenian." In fact, I won't ask. Southern Ireland and Northern Ireland are too very different places when it comes to religion/politics and etc, but never mind, back to monkey nuts!

Edit: Magners IRISH cider, it's delightful.
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Last edited by Metalcredge at Oct 2, 2007,
#11
You should make monkey nut butter.
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#12
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Fenon? I hope you don't mean "Fenian." In fact, I won't ask. Southern Ireland and Northern Ireland are too very different places when it comes to religion and etc, but never mind, back to monkey nuts!

Edit: Magners IRISH cider, it's delightful.



Hahaha maybe. I dont even know if its north or south. Just so you know, i didnt mean to offend you
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#13
Quote by wholovesthesun
You should make monkey nut butter.


If it exists, there is porn of it.
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#14
Quote by MySweetFracture
Hahaha maybe. I dont even know if its north or south. Just so you know, i didnt mean to offend you


Ah there's no offence in me, It's just I know how some people feel about the whole shenanigans. I'm half catholic/half protestant, so I don't really give a crap. I let them fight among themselves.
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