#1
1-800-522-5277


please give it a chance. we found it when we were walking around the front lobby at school during lunch. my friend hit re-dial on one of the payphones there and all we heard was "oh yes, hold my head down, uh, HARDER, HARDER!" in a orgasmic womans voice
Quote by cakeandpiemofo
Quote by tuwyci
why are metal musicians prone to fatness?
Cause there music is heavy.


Writing music is hard D:
#2
I got the California Suicide Hotline...and I doing it wrong?
Play the man, Master Ridley; we shall this day light such a candle, by God's grace, in England, as I trust shall never be put out.
#5
Quote by Twist of fate
Make a bel-air joke

You unquoted me, you player Twist of Fate!


Gear...
Peavey 5150, Squier, Ibanez RG2EX2, Yamaha F150, Ibanez RT150, MXR noisegate
#6
naah .. don't lie .. thats a number for some girl who turned you down and didn't wanna go out with you ..
uhuh .. oh yeh .. umm .. okay
#7
Quote by 5_Strings
naah .. don't lie .. thats a number for some girl who turned you down and didn't wanna go out with you ..


thats why its a 1-800 number....
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Quote by tuwyci
why are metal musicians prone to fatness?
Cause there music is heavy.


Writing music is hard D:
#8
Quote by abcdboy
You unquoted me, you player Twist of Fate!



Yes. I've noticed people saying the player thing just to get sigged so now I sig the worthy. I alternate my last one. I keep the first because it was the first player comment and just seem to like second.

About the recording: LOLWTF
#9
Quote by Phillitalian
thats why its a 1-800 number....

eek .. I just got Pwned ..
uhuh .. oh yeh .. umm .. okay
#10
Quote by Phillitalian
thats why its a 1-800 number....


says a lot about the girls he's into....
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Everyone knows that the day the Metallica ends, the world ends.
#12
ahh anyone know the rejection hotline number? there some chick who keeps annoying me and i must say giving her that number would make her day
#13
Quote by Thrasher21
ahh anyone know the rejection hotline number? there some chick who keeps annoying me and i must say giving her that number would make her day


just give her the one i posted and say that a chick picked up while you were ****iing her. seems like a fun idea
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Quote by tuwyci
why are metal musicians prone to fatness?
Cause there music is heavy.


Writing music is hard D: