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#1
So yeah..I'm not Jewish(religion-wise), and my parents aren't jewish(religion-wise), my parents told me i'm 1/4th irish, 1/4th norwegian, and i don't know the rest. My mom was born/raised catholic, and my dad was mostly non-religious. My mom has a somewhat messed up nose and my dad has a medium sized nose. My sister has a small nose, and i've got a large nose. So since i'm not religiously/culturally jewish, is there any way to figure out if i am actually Jewish ethnically? Is a large messed up nose enough to call someone Jewish(any other ethnicities have large noses?)

it kinda sucks not knowing, i mean..i've had people ask me if i'm jewish and i'm like.."i don't know but i don't think so", and i've friends who are somewhat nazi-ish-they don't bug me about anything but it's still weird lol.

Also, i'm taking German 3 in high school and i'm pretty sure my teacher was in the hitler youth.
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#2
...no...

If you don't practice Judaism, then you're not Jewish.
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#3
Does your dad have any jewish blood? What about your mom? No? Then no. If you have white-supremacist friends, beat them up for me.

Italians look like jews, too. Most Mediterranean ethnicities do.
#4
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...no...

If you don't practice Judaism, then you're not Jewish.



wrong. Jewish is a blood type to. The same way someone can me irish or german.


And hread starter...you're an idiot.

ive seen thousands of non jews with large noses.
#5
Wow, I just discussed this in my biological anthropology class.


Being Jewish is not a condition of genetic ancestry but of cultural identity. There are two traditional ways in which individuals can be considered Jewish: their mother was Jewish, or they converted to Judaism (some practitioners of the Reform branch of Judaism also consider children of Jewish fathers to be Jewish, but this isn't accepted by all Jews).


Nose size is not an indication of Jewish heritage. Idiot.
#7
I vote this the second most racist post I've seen on UG. The first was some nazi dude.

anyway, my mother was born in israel, and I don't consider myself jewish -- judaism is a religion, and a religion is a choice. I am on the border of athiest/agnostic right now, but I've pretty much been an athiest my whole life. maybe that'll change, I dunno, and maybe I'll eventually be christian, catholic, or even jewish, only time can tell,

but as my choices stand now, I do not believe in judaism, so I am not jewish, even if my mother is originally from that part of the middle east.
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I vote this the second most racist post I've seen on UG. The first was some nazi dude.

anyway, my mother was born in israel, and I don't consider myself jewish -- judaism is a religion, and a religion is a choice. I am on the border of athiest/agnostic right now, but I've pretty much been an athiest my whole life. maybe that'll change, I dunno, and maybe I'll eventually be christian, catholic, or even jewish, only time can tell,

but as my choices stand now, I do not believe in judaism, so I am not jewish, even if my mother is originally from that part of the middle east.

Its not racist you idiot. He's asking an honest question. How is this racist?
#9
^i like how you put christian and catholic in two different groups :\
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Its not racist you idiot. He's asking an honest question. How is this racist?


I wouldn't call it rascist but its pretty f.uckin ignorant to assume that all people with ig nosesar jews and vice versa.

funny though...
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#12
Thanks, you antisemitic spawn of satan.

It's your bloody nose! Christ. Don't be ignorant. Black people have large noses sometimes too. Wait, so do Asians! And Latinos! And Chileans! It has nothing to do with being Jewish.

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#13
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Thanks, you antisemetic spawn of satan.

It's your bloody nose! Christ. Don't be ignorant. Black people have large noses sometimes too. Wait, so do Asians! And Latinos! And Chileans! It has nothing to do with being Jewish.


lol
#14
I'm Jewish. I get pissy about this sort of thing.

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#15
akward =/

p.s. you're probably not Jewish, you just received a recessive gene
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#16
Race carries no trace in your blood. You cannot take a sample of someone's blood and determine if they are Irish, Nigerian, or Austrian.

And to find out if you're Jewish ethnically you'll just have to do some research and see if you can find a family tree.
#17
Wow...You weren't born to a Jewish mother and you don't practice Judaism. You are not Jewish.

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#18
my mom did some research on her geneology and found out she is 1/8 jewish which makes me 1/16 jewish. i don't look jewish ethnically (except for body hair).

but i am tight with money and my mom thinks i'm a gift from god
#19
If I'm not mistaken, Jewish is not a blood type/race/any other bs, it is Hebrew, but I may be wrong.
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...no...

If you don't practice Judaism, then you're not Jewish.


omg finally someone who doesn't think its a ****ing race!
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omg finally someone who doesn't think its a ****ing race!

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#23
I have a schnozz that would make Jimmy Durante crap himself, and I'm not a bit Jewish. The way to find out if your Jewish is to ::insert anti-semitic joke here::
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I have a schnozz that would make Jimmy Durante crap himself, and I'm not a bit Jewish. The way to find out if your Jewish is to see if you can fit in an oven.



im sorry i had to.
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#26
do you have a big nose? is your last name end in "stein"? do you have a foreskin? are you an actor/movie producer? do you fire missiles at palastinians?

theyre the questions you need to be askin
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do you have a big nose? is your last name end in "stein"? do you have a foreskin? are you an actor/movie producer? do you fire missiles at palastinians?

theyre the questions you need to be askin

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my mom did some research on her geneology and found out she is 1/8 jewish which makes me 1/16 jewish. i don't look jewish ethnically (except for body hair).

but i am tight with money and my mom thinks i'm a gift from god

A gift from God? Dude... that's what moms tell their accident kids. I'm sorry to be the one to tell you that.

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#29
I'm not Jewish, and I pretty much have a f*cking trunk for a nose.
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do you have a big nose? is your last name end in "stein"? do you have a foreskin? are you an actor/movie producer? do you fire missiles at palastinians?

theyre the questions you need to be askin

Big nose. German name. Uncircumsized. In the film industry. Israeli.

WTF? Die sooner, rather than later, or at least save the bandwidth for a post that involves some kind of thought.

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Big nose. German name. Uncircumsized. In the film industry. Israeli.

WTF? Die sooner, rather than later, or at least save the bandwidth for a post that involves some kind of thought.

and therefore jewish? im sorry i didnt realize all posts in the pit had to be serious now days
#33
wow, judaism is a religion not a race you dumb-sh*t
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#34
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wrong. Jewish is a blood type to. The same way someone can me irish or german.


And hread starter...you're an idiot.

ive seen thousands of non jews with large noses.

No **** talk about stereo-typing.
#35
do you have a big nose? is your last name end in "stein"? do you have a foreskin? are you an actor/movie producer? do you fire missiles at palastinians?

theyre the questions you need to be askin[/QUOTE


wait a minute..... i thought jews chopped the foreskin...


actually it dont matter, the majority of males get circumsized any way... so its not really a jew thing...
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#36
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do you have a big nose? is your last name end in "stein"? do you have a foreskin? are you an actor/movie producer? do you fire missiles at palastinians?

theyre the questions you need to be askin[/QUOTE


wait a minute..... i thought jews chopped the foreskin...


actually it dont matter, the majority of males get circumsized any way... so its not really a jew thing...

yeah they do as far as i know, so if you answered yes, yes, no, yes, yes then you may be jewish...

i wasnt being serious anyway, and based on UG polls in the past about 50% of males are circumsized, and that poll had several hundred votes if i remember correctly. and im not saying that all people that are circumsized are jewish but i bet ya anything that 95% or more of jews are circumsized
#38
I'm Jewish. What's your point?
What the fuck is wrong with me?

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#39
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Wow, I just discussed this in my biological anthropology class.


Being Jewish is not a condition of genetic ancestry but of cultural identity. There are two traditional ways in which individuals can be considered Jewish: their mother was Jewish, or they converted to Judaism (some practitioners of the Reform branch of Judaism also consider children of Jewish fathers to be Jewish, but this isn't accepted by all Jews).


Nose size is not an indication of Jewish heritage. Idiot.


Yup, too bad noone listens!


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ooooooo are you curcumsized???!!!!!!!!
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