#1
im not sure if this would go in the sex thread or not but its kind of important... i cant last.. why do i ejaculate so fast? i cant have sex with my girlfriend for more than 5 minutes, not even... what is wrong with me?!?! if it helps, im uncircumsized itf that matters
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#3
weve established that thank you
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#5
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cut your penis off

its the only way
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#6
Google premature ejaculation and there might be some advice and tips
#7
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cut your penis off

Shouldnt it be balls... im pretty sure that would stop the flow
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#8
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weve established that thank you


What else do you need to know?
You're a premature ejaculator. The End.

Just have a wank before you have sex...it will add some time onto it.
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#9
damn, i leave UG for a month and it turns into 4chan...
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#11
jerk off more. those are words to live by.
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#13
try to build up your endurance by masturbating or somthing, also while youre having sex with her if you feel an orgasm coming too soon then stop and pull out and just like finger her while you rest for a while then when you feel you can continue go back in for the next assault :P
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#14
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damn, i leave UG for a month and it turns into 4chan...


What were you expecting, you told The Pit you are a premo and you want serious advice.

I laugh at your general direction.
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#15
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Google premature ejaculation and there might be some advice and tips

and some nasty pictures
#16
.. my man can't handle 30 sec.
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Im saying this the straightest way possible, but...

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#17
Uhm.... Don't suck would be tip 1.
Tip 2.

Take a break around the 4 minute mark and go down on her. That way, you get some recovery team. I suggest you take both tips into account before she goes elsewhere for her vaginal satisfactiob.
#21
Here's my advice:

GET AN UGLIER GIRLFRIEND!!!
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#22
Quit bein' a wussy.
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#23
It's not your fault. Some people can last forever, some ejaculate prematurely. You can't win 'em all. Something that helps is to think about something completely random while your in bed. Think about every aspect of a chair, sitting in an average looking room. really concentrate on every little detail. What color is the wallpaper? How many lights are there. Are they on? What is the chair made of? Basically distract yourself from her.


:O A serious answer from the pit? What is this world coming (no pun intended) to?
#25
Yeah I suggest just stopping before you ejaculate, do something to her, then keep going after you've recovered a bit.

There's actually something in the sex thread about working out a muscle that will keep you going longer.
#26
^Yes, the PC muscle...google it and start working your dick muscle out .
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