#1
All night I couldn't sleep but I couldn't be arsed to watch Red Dwarf or Ren and Stimpy
After a while I looked out the window
*Miow*
I see a ****ing cat, one of those bastards
So I went outside and raped it to help me get to bed
Tucked in nice, snug as a bug.

Lovely.
#2
The literary merit is questionable, I must say.

You might want to fix the spelling of "meow". Not to impose upon your poetic license, but just a tip.
#4
I like it!
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Beating the elderly is a big favourite of mine. Also, pushing kids over and kicking pregnant women in the womb is fun.



Right now we're called 'Various Artists' just to fuck over people with iPods
#5
Quote by Jonjy2
That's just great......

Is this an attempt at "abstract art" or "modern art" but with words?


It sure sounds like it.

Could you please explain what the hell you were thinking when you wrote it?
Because I can't for the life of me understand why you would.
I play by my own rules. And I have one rule; There are no rules... but if there are, they're there to be broken. Even this one.


Confused? Good.

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Sigs are wastes of my precious screen space.

^ Irony

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LET ME HUMP YOU DAMMIT
#6
Quote by Jonjy2
That's just great......

Is this an attempt at "abstract art" or "modern art" but with words?


No, art is gay
#7
Quote by Sabu
No, art is gay



and so is raping cats....i found this very disturbing.
#8
Quote by HLrocker
and so is raping cats....
Not necessarily...