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Ok now I'm talking about french kissing here...you know with tongue. Now i've only ever actually kissed once (sad i know hence why im asking) but is there any tips to make you a better kisser?
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#2
Just try and get as much of your tongue in her mouth as you can, before she does the same to you. French kissing's really just a competition of who can choke the other one first.
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Just try and get as much of your tongue in her mouth as you can, before she does the same to you. French kissing's really just a competition of who can choke the other one first.


Amen

Make sure you give her tonsils a good licking, and slobber all over her face
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#5
Let your hands go nuts..

Also. It's natural.. Just lick her.. face..
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#6
uhh, k, any more SERIOUS tips? =/
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Nonsense. I'm telling you, nothing makes the fairer sex swoon like an extensive knowledge of siege weaponry and medieval battle tactics.
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uhh, k, any more SERIOUS tips? =/

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#8
shove ur penis in instead of tongue. it always works!!
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#10
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uhh, k, any more SERIOUS tips? =/


Just go with the flow. Don't rush or else it wouldn't be very delightful. I know that's really vague, but there aren't any specific directions to kissing. Sorry if that didn't help.
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Just go with the flow. Don't rush or else it wouldn't be very delightful. I know that's really vague, but there aren't any specific directions to kissing. Sorry if that didn't help.


Wrong answer.

Whenever anyone asks a stupid question, the correct response is to mercilessly rip the piss out of them, until they realise that it's not a good idea to ask stupid questions.

In a way we're helping with evolutionary conditioning!



However, if we're being all grown up about this (in the pit?) walkingonspikes is dead on
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#12
to that walkingonspikes: hehe np, but i kinda meant what to do with your tongue

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Just try and get as much of your tongue in her mouth as you can, before she does the same to you. French kissing's really just a competition of who can choke the other one first.


i spose that kinda helps? not sure if he was being 100% serious though?
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Dude, if a title read "penis pics, come on in" I think about 93% of UG would still click on it.


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Nonsense. I'm telling you, nothing makes the fairer sex swoon like an extensive knowledge of siege weaponry and medieval battle tactics.
#13
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However, if we're being all grown up about this (in the pit?) walkingonspikes is dead on


Haha, thanks sir!
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#14
Yeah, if we have to be mature, not getting carried away is the best advice I have for you know, just at first.

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#15
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Haha, thanks sir!


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^ hehe np, but i kinda meant what to do with your tongue

i spose that kinda helps? not sure if he was being 100% serious though?


Yes he was being 100% serious. The whole idea of french kissing is to choke the other person with your mighty mouth meat.

Just take it easy and do what feels natural..... it's really not that big a deal, and it'll come to you straight away!

I think most kids are nervous of their first time, but just relax. It's the most natural thing in the world!
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


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I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
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uhh, k, any more SERIOUS tips? =/



Go meet her nekked oohh yeaaah
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Tell her
"I could be playing this *inserts Job For a Cowboys Doom Cd*
but i'd rather play this *inserts *David Crowder followed by Brewster*"

haha yeah that should work


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#17
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i spose that kinda helps? not sure if he was being 100% serious though?


He wasn't...o_o Inserting too much tongue = bad. Occasionally teasing her with a bit of tongue helps. I know I like it when my bf does that.
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#19
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Here's a tip: Don't miss her lips.

What, your girl doesn't like a tongue in her nose?

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#20
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Here's a tip: Don't miss her lips.



I say miss the lips
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Tell her
"I could be playing this *inserts Job For a Cowboys Doom Cd*
but i'd rather play this *inserts *David Crowder followed by Brewster*"

haha yeah that should work


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richrawr FTW!
#21
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What, your girl doesn't like a tongue in her nose?


Well she does, strange as it may sound.

But not while were kissing.

#22
^ haha apparently this guy in my year missed almost every time he kissed his gf

edit: they broke up fairly quickly
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Dude, if a title read "penis pics, come on in" I think about 93% of UG would still click on it.


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Nonsense. I'm telling you, nothing makes the fairer sex swoon like an extensive knowledge of siege weaponry and medieval battle tactics.
#23
Try not to be too 'wet' of a kisser, as in not getting lots of saliva everywhere. The best suggestion is just to get lots of experience, because nothing we can tell you will work as well as just doing it until you're good at it...kinda like playing guitar!
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#24
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^ haha apparently this guy in my year missed almost every time he kissed his gf

edit: they broke up fairly quickly


Hahaha...awkward.
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#25
do what your mind tells you to do?
asking for kissing tips is kinda.....lame.....

for the tongue using...if you REALLY must...
i find that when you kiss, after you open your mouth a little bit to get another
kiss in, to flick your tongue out a bit, like your gonna lick something just a little bit.
yeah its kinda ackward explanation, but....its an ackward subject.
#26
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Well she does, strange as it may sound.

But not while were kissing.


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#27
My serious tip:

Tilt your head.

Waaaaaaaay comfortable.
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Tell her
"I could be playing this *inserts Job For a Cowboys Doom Cd*
but i'd rather play this *inserts *David Crowder followed by Brewster*"

haha yeah that should work


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richrawr FTW!
#28
wait..like which way?
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Dude, if a title read "penis pics, come on in" I think about 93% of UG would still click on it.


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Nonsense. I'm telling you, nothing makes the fairer sex swoon like an extensive knowledge of siege weaponry and medieval battle tactics.
#29
They like it if you hide stuff in your mouth and then spit it into theres. Like honey chicken or something.
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#31
uh..

........ backwards...............................


to the side.. usually right... i like right most..
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Tell her
"I could be playing this *inserts Job For a Cowboys Doom Cd*
but i'd rather play this *inserts *David Crowder followed by Brewster*"

haha yeah that should work


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richrawr FTW!
#32
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They like it if you hide stuff in your mouth and then spit it into theres. Like honey chicken or something.


Nah, they love having big fat loogies spat into their mouth.

Makes em moist every time
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#33
well i spose it would depend on the side they tilt to..if they do?
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Dude, if a title read "penis pics, come on in" I think about 93% of UG would still click on it.


Quote by Burpin'Worm
Nonsense. I'm telling you, nothing makes the fairer sex swoon like an extensive knowledge of siege weaponry and medieval battle tactics.
#35
^ the man speaks the truth
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#36
^ wait...wut?
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Dude, if a title read "penis pics, come on in" I think about 93% of UG would still click on it.


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Nonsense. I'm telling you, nothing makes the fairer sex swoon like an extensive knowledge of siege weaponry and medieval battle tactics.
#37
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well i spose it would depend on the side they tilt to..if they do?



Nah if she tilts left, you do too man
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Tell her
"I could be playing this *inserts Job For a Cowboys Doom Cd*
but i'd rather play this *inserts *David Crowder followed by Brewster*"

haha yeah that should work


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richrawr FTW!
#39
180 = upside down kiss?
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Dude, if a title read "penis pics, come on in" I think about 93% of UG would still click on it.


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Nonsense. I'm telling you, nothing makes the fairer sex swoon like an extensive knowledge of siege weaponry and medieval battle tactics.
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