#1
My favorite Grandmother has red hair, she stands about four foot ten, and I've been taller than her since I was ten years old. She has a dog named Sparkle, it's a little ginuea pig lookin' thing, and she's adorable. She also has some weird bird that whistles and calls the dogs name. Anyhoo. She's been banned from every casino in the state, because she has a gambling problem.. She banned herself from a few of them, and the others.. well.. The others she was banned by the owners for starting a ruckus. When I was a little kid she used to watch me all the time, and I used to be convinced she was a witch. Why? Because there's this weird door in her basement that's always locked, and leads beneath the basement.. And I'm pretty sure she's got bodies in there. She also has a bunch of cauldrons in her closet for some reason or the other.. Or they might be cooking supplies.. I'm not sure. When she watched me, she was on meth, and was constantly speedin', and would easily get irritated by my childish antics, which would lead to her letting me know that I'm a "Heathen", as well as an "animal", and a "beast." These were back in the days when "Beast" wasn't a good thing.

Now that she's mellowed out a little bit, she enjoys screaming at the TV.. Currently she's screaming at the TV about how some woman is a harlot, and "an old bag." She also paused from this for a minute to ask me if I'm "talking dirty on that computer." She doesn't want me cussing on the internet, for fear that the government will come and put me in jail.

My grandma rules.

So, what is YOUR favorite grandmother like?
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#3
^ That looks like a chav that lives down my road...

My favourite grandmother fits JOJ's quite well
#4
Had this been someone else's thread Jack Off Jill, I would have already derailed this.

My grandma's are really awesome people. I'm not going to go into great detail about it because I don't feel like writing an essay, so you'll just have to take my word on it.
#6
Wiggy sigged me, too? Cool.

My grandmother whipped out a bunch of baby pictures of me! In one of them I'm wearing some weird blue hard hat, and I'm got a gun slung around my waist. And I've got these weird red pants with an odd pattern all over it, basically the same pattern as the Fresh Prince Hat. Damn.. I wish I still had that outfit.

She then showed me a picture of me in the bathtub with a foamy beard, and she's going on about how now a days it would be considered porn, and she could sell it to "some pervos for a hundred bucks."

I'm pretty sure my grandma is nuts.
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I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#8
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Oh god that picture gets me every time

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