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#3
Well what you need is a 500 ton titanium drill that you- Oh wait. Your yard. Uh, **** I have no idea.
Nice banana, Andy Warhol.
#5
Quote by FutureforChange
I thought this was going to be about Super Smash Bros.


me too. i was highly disappointed.

but throw fat people at it....
...Nothing you've ever...
...Planned on ever turned out...
...The way you planned...


...You're still disappointing them...
#7
Quote by HarleyFoxx


How could you kill something so cute?

Yeh need to buy mole traps...


i believe he said he just wanted to catch it....but i might be wrong.
...Nothing you've ever...
...Planned on ever turned out...
...The way you planned...


...You're still disappointing them...
#8
it's really hard to trap a mole. you have to set a trap in its tunnel, but if you even slightly disrupt the dirt in the tunnel it will sense it and it will simply abandon that branch and make a new one. so you can try mole traps, but i think if you just flood all of its tunnels with water you'll be fine. i think that'll work, i dunno.
#9
My dog kills them, but of course, he digs into the yard pretty good when he does......
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools
#10
Quote by Bubban
C4

yes.
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#11
Watch Caddyshack for tips
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#12
rub icy hot on it
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#14
Quote by HarleyFoxx

How could you kill something so cute?


With a gun. Or possibly a machete.
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#15
coat the inside of a water tank from a super soaker with aluminum and then fill the tank with liquid nitrogen...pump that nozzle, aim the fucker, and away you go
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#17
Quote by thefoundationof
Ok today my mom told me there is a mole out in our yard, this of course aint making the yard pretty, so uuuh

How do we catch it!?


I think she would prefer a more, humane way.


Humane? Then use the 22 gauge rather than the 12 gauge.
#18
Quote by mickyd
rub icy hot on it



LAME

Have you tried consulting a exterminator? They might have humane methods
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#19
Humane? Then use the 22 gauge rather than the 12 gauge.


22 gauge? where the hell are you from?? i believe its 20 gauge
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#20
We normally flood the tunnels, then you can kinda watch the ground to see where he's digging as he runs away from 'da wata. Eventually, he'll poke through the dirt, where you'll be waiting with garlic and a steak.


Medium rare, of course.
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#21
we but a thing in one of their holes that makes a beeping noise, it scares them away forever
#22
Quote by TSmitty6
we but a thing in one of their holes that makes a beeping noise, it scares them away forever


So just stick your head in the hole and go "BEEP BEEP"

He'll never come back.
Nice banana, Andy Warhol.
#23
Quote by STFU_Nao
So just stick your head in the hole and go "BEEP BEEP"

He'll never come back.



Bwahahaha!
#24
Quote by STFU_Nao
So just stick your head in the hole and go "BEEP BEEP"

He'll never come back.

Lmaooo
#25
My dad's a groundskeeper at this big house, has to deals with pests in the gardens.

Wait until you see the top of a molehill moving up and down, means there's a mole underneath. Then just smack that bitch from above with an axe. Tried and tested method right there.
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#26
Quote by -February-Star-
My dad's a groundskeeper at this big house, has to deals with pests in the gardens.

Wait until you see the top of a molehill moving up and down, means there's a mole underneath. Then just smack that bitch from above with an axe. Tried and tested method right there.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#27
"great big piles of greaaaaaasy grimey gopher guys"

e-cookie to everyone who gets that
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#28
Light your yard on fire, you could get killer insurance as well.

Torch the house and everyone you hate whilst your at it, kill two birds with one stone.
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#31
Kill it with napalm.


Or shoot it.
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#33
We don't have moles in texas....

or is it a good thing?
"For Us, For Them, For You"
#34
Pour Sour Milk in the hole, Its what we do.


OOORR if you wanna be a dick, Pour gas in them and light it on fire.
#36
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Then try the sour milk

Just Open Up the molehill with a shovel, and pour some old milk in there

Environmentally Friendly and Effective!
#38
Quote by GuitarJunkie
Watch Caddyshack for tips


Argh, you beat me to it!
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#39
Quote by STFU_Nao
So just stick your head in the hole and go "BEEP BEEP"

He'll never come back.

Hysterical!

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


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I only play bots. Bots never abandon me. (´・ω・`)

#40
ok again

1) my mom does not want to kill it, if it were me I would gladly get a hammer and look for what hole it is coming from and hit it before it goes in and comes out from another one

2) we dont want to kill the yard, I would use fire, but eehh my mom said "NOOOOO you will burn the house down!"
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