#1
Get orginal lyrics and Butcher them up how ever you want.

EXample:

Fear of the Dark By Iron Maiden Original

I am the man who walks alone
And when I'm walking a dark road
At night or strolling through the park

When the light begins to change
I sometimes feel a little strange
A little anxious when it's dark

Fear of the dark, fear of the dark
I have constant fear that something's
always near
Fear of the dark, fear of the dark
I have a phobia that someone's
always there

Have you run your fingers down
the wall
And have you felt your neck skin crawl
When you're searching for the light?
Sometimes when you're scared
to take a look
At the corner of the room
You've sensed that something's
watching you

Have you ever been alone at night
Thought you heard footsteps behind
And turned around and no one's there?
And as you quicken up your pace
You find it hard to look again
Because you're sure there's
someone there

Watching horror films the night before
Debating witches and folklore
The unknown troubles on your mind
Maybe your mind is playing tricks
You sense, and suddenly eyes fix
On dancing shadows from behind

Fear of the dark, fear of the dark
I have constant fear that something's
always near
Fear of the dark, fear of the dark
I have a phobia that someone's
always there
Fear of the dark, fear of the dark
I have constant fear that something's
always near
Fear of the dark, fear of the dark
I have a phobia that someone's
always there

When I'm walking a dark road
I am the man who walks alone


My Version

I am the man who walks alone
And when I'm walking a dark road
At night or strolling through the park

When the light begins to change
I sometimes feel a little strange
A little horny when it's dark

Fear of the dark, fear of the dark
I have constant fear that your momma is near
Fear of the dark, fear of the dark
I have a phobia that your momma is
always there

Have you run your fingers down
my balls
And have you felt your dick skin crawl
When you're searching for my balls?
Sometimes when you're scared
to take a look
At the corner of the room
You've sensed that your momma is
watching you

Have you ever been alone at night
Thought you heard f@cking behind
And turned around and no one's there?
And as you quicken up your pace
You find it hard to look again
Because you're sure they're
facking
there

Watching porno films the night before
Debating witches and folklore
The unknown troubles on your mind
Maybe your mind is playing tricks
You sense, and suddenly eyes fix
On dancing shadows from behind

When I'm walking a dark road
I am the man who walks alone

Get it.

Your turn

amaze me
#2
you should really keep it as like one verse of a song.....this is so long im not gonna even bother...sorry.
...Nothing you've ever...
...Planned on ever turned out...
...The way you planned...


...You're still disappointing them...
#3
a whole song is way to much. maybe 1 or 2 lines but a whole song? thats crazy talk....its CRAZY TALK!!!
#4
Quote by pimpslap1236
a whole song is way to much. maybe 1 or 2 lines but a whole song? thats crazy talk....its CRAZY TALK!!!


whatevers clever
#6
I didn't even read much of it; you guys need to take a chorus of a song or something and change it. See:

Down on the corner, out in the street,
Willy and the poorboys are screwing;
Bring a nickel; tap your dick.

Wait, even that was a terrible idea. This thread sucks.
Quote by 6079 Smith W
One time I had this chick setting on my lap, sucking on my neck, unbuttoning my pants when one of my friends walked in and ruined the whole thing. To be fair though, she was his girlfriend.

Shoopin' that whoop since before you were born, son.
#7
Quote by jravolta
I didn't even read much of it; you guys need to take a chorus of a song or something and change it. See:

Down on the corner, out in the street,
Willy and the poorboys are screwing;
Bring a nickel; tap your dick.

Wait, even that was a terrible idea. This thread sucks.


shush
#8
i smoke two joints in the afternoon
i smoke two joints in the morning
i forget this verse
i smoke a very large sum of pot throughout the course of the day


i did it!

Jack my swag
#9
Go, go, go, go, go, go
Go, shorty
It is the date of your birth
We are going to celebrate like it is the date of your birth
We will proceed with consuming Bacardi like it is the date of your birth
And you know we do not truly care
for in truth it is not the date of your birth!

Do not
Don't try to act like you do not know where we have been dark skinned person

Gorilla Unit
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Hey y'all!!! Me and my friend were over at her house. I we were wonder what guys think when they see a hot girl at the mall or whatever walk by. (We're both pretty as y'all would say "blonde" sometimes).


Quote by rabidguitarist
I just look like some homo.
#10
boat, rudder, strange mountain, stomp ukraine, this LIME!!!
fliesh, gas pain, white reddened eye, it's mile, with the tyres, its just the way you piss
it's our coats that makes these wands out of opeth
lawl! wing ja?

forgot the rest
yes i stole that from the interwebz
Quote by hug a llama
Dude, if a title read "penis pics, come on in" I think about 93% of UG would still click on it.


Quote by Burpin'Worm
Nonsense. I'm telling you, nothing makes the fairer sex swoon like an extensive knowledge of siege weaponry and medieval battle tactics.
#12
Stairway to heavan-Be a rock and not to roll

Mine-be a **** and not have moles...ewww
A
Distorted
Reality
Is now a
Necessity
to be
Free
- Elliott Smith
#13
Quote by yoshixxx7
Go, go, go, go, go, go
Go, shorty
It is the date of your birth
We are going to celebrate like it is the date of your birth
We will proceed with consuming Bacardi like it is the date of your birth
And you know we do not truly care
for in truth it is not the date of your birth!

Do not
Don't try to act like you do not know where we have been dark skinned person

Gorilla Unit


Brilliant
Nice banana, Andy Warhol.
#14
Quote by yoshixxx7
Go, go, go, go, go, go
Go, shorty
It is the date of your birth
We are going to celebrate like it is the date of your birth
We will proceed with consuming Bacardi like it is the date of your birth
And you know we do not truly care
for in truth it is not the date of your birth!

Do not
Don't try to act like you do not know where we have been dark skinned person

Gorilla Unit


That was amazing