#1
I was pretty shocked the first time I ever saw him. I felt like the world had been keeping it some deep dark secret away from me.

All I ever knew about him was Full House and AFV. He wasn't very funny in either one.

And then just one day I see him up on a stage screaming "C*ck Sh*t F*ck" over and over.
Nice banana, Andy Warhol.
#2
He's a dirty mo fo. His stand up sucks imo though. All he does it curse with no follow up of a joke.

John Mayer is pretty damn funny doing stand up though.
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in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#3
I haven't seen him in person, but I have seen some of his stuff. I was shocked at first too see him in the Aristocrats, then more surprised at what came out of his face.
#4
Quote by Nelsean
He's a dirty mo fo. His stand up sucks imo though. All he does it curse with no follow up of a joke.

John Mayer is pretty damn funny doing stand up though.


Yeah Bob's methods aren't the best but.. His songs are funny.
Nice banana, Andy Warhol.
#5
Quote by STFU_Nao
Yeah Bob's methods aren't the best but.. His songs are funny.



yeah i sat through the whole hour waiting to laugh, the songs was good the rest was just terrible
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#6
Quote by Nelsean
John Mayer is pretty damn funny doing stand up though.



+10000000000000000000

hes damn funny, even some of the stuff he says in between songs is funny

i wanna see bob saget but i have yet to. the only thing from his stand up i have ever seen is the "Danny Tanner was not gay" song, i thought it was damn funny too
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#7
Quote by Nelsean
He's a dirty mo fo. His stand up sucks imo though. All he does it curse with no follow up of a joke.

John Mayer is pretty damn funny doing stand up though.

John Mayer eh?

Nice.
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#8
There once was an old man who sat on a rock,
stroking his whiskers and shaking his
fist at his neighbors who sat on their wicks,
teaching their children to play with their
kite strings and marbles in the old days of yore,
along came a lady who looked like a
decent young lady who walked like a duck,
said she discovered a new way to
bring up the children to sew and to knit,
the boys in the stables were shovelling up
contents of stables, left from the hunt,
the carman was feeling a nice piece of
straw from the stables while cleaning the walls,
in came the dairmaid to play with his
dog in the dairy where she doth belong,
if you think this songs dirty well you're just ****ing wrong.
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