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#1
I used the search bar before I made this and there are no threads such as this one.


Post helpful tips than can help UGers in their general life. I will start.

-If you are having trouble getting the lid off a jar, put on some rubber gloves. It will make it a lot easier.

-If you are putting a sticky substance (eg. peanut butter) in measuring cups, add some hot water first. Then tip it out before you put in the sticky whatever. It will make it come out much easier.

-To save water, don't leave the tap running the whole time when you a shaving or brushing your teeth. Only turn it on when you need to.

-Just imagine you are fulling up your car with $20 of petrol. Make sure to get $20.02.


Post your own!
#2
i don't get the 20.02 of gas part... but whatever crumbles your cookie!!
my tip
don't drink and drive.
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CASE CLOSED..
#3
Why would people be putting sticky stuff into measuring cups? o.O


Anyways, don't staple your thumb. I did, and I regretted it.
#4
Quote by jhardcore

-To save water, don't leave the tap running the whole time when you a shaving or brushing your teeth. Only turn it on when you need to.

No f*cking way.....

When trying to open a pasta sauce jar but its stuck tight, stab the lid with a fork or sharp object to release the air pressure and it will screw off really easily.
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#5
Look both ways before crossing the street. If you're in the middle of a street and you see a car coming, stop, drop, and roll.
#6
My advice would be to not **** with midgets (or little-people...), they hold a grudge...
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#9
dont try it have sex with a toaster.....I know it may seem like a good idea, but trust me......its not
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#10
if your gonna sneeze look at something dark and push on the roof of your mouth with your tounge

if your really cold drink some warm tea or coffee, it makes you internally warm and feel better.

if your having troubles sleeping, write down everything your thinking about to clear your head

turn your music on your headphones down

when you wake up, first thing, eat breakfast to get your metobolism going

save all your change, even pennies

if your stressed out, go for a walk in a park/quiet place. it relaxes you.

wear a belt

bring a jacket

before a test, eat protein, and during a test, chew gum

when cutting onions and you beging to cry. put your head in a freezer

when giving a highfive look at the other persons elbow, you'll never miss
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#11
Stay away from a substance called "lampblack". It is unreasonably messy. After working with lampblack, I look like a black dude, and I am normally white! It has interesting properties reguarding water also. Water just runs right off of it, unless you put your finger onto it. Then the now wet mix smears all over your hand and propogates instantaniously to every part of your body and the nearest innocent bystander.

Don't ask what the purpose of "lampblack" is, just remember not to **** with it.
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#13
Quote by yawn
Look both ways before crossing the street. If you're in the middle of a street and you see a car coming, stop, drop, and roll.


this made me chuckle. Thank you
#15
If you want to make your flower arrangements last longer burn the ends of the stalks in a frying pan. It'll stay fresh much longer
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#19
-dont kill people
-dont lick people(they may not like it)
-dont kill animals
-dont suck
-dont eat strange stuff
-dont poke your eye
-dont hurt little kids
-dont dont dont
#20
Quote by petrina_678
-dont hurt little kids
Tryin to take all the fun out of life?
#21
Quote by petrina_678
-dont kill people


but wat if there a little ****, then can u kill him/her??


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#22
If her cooter smeels like colgne leave it alone, if it smells like fish then eat all you wish... cooters ftw!!!!
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#23
Quote by petrina_678
-dont kill people
-dont lick people(they may not like it)
-dont kill animals
-dont suck
-dont eat strange stuff
-dont poke your eye
-dont hurt little kids
-dont dont dont


You must have been the one giving advice to my ex. I don't like you anymore.
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#24
To avoid a big mess in the bathroom, stick with this routine:

Sh*t
Shower
Shave
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#25
Don't eat weird tasting corn chips
Don't use experimental jacking lubricants (ie Ketchup)
Look both ways before talking to strangers
When your friends are drinking with you in a bar, don't let your parents see if they walk in (Seriously)
Lock the door before you whack off
Don't wear underwear to sleep, it feels better
#26
Remember, the girl you go home with tonight, will be the first thing you see tomorrow morning.


... Choose wisely.
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I release my inner liberal every morning when I take a shit.
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I wont be like those jerks who dedicate their beliefs to logic and reaosn.
#27
the day after yesterday is the first day of the rest of your life. that way, you always have a couple of days in hand.

/thief
"And after all of this, I am amazed...

...that I am cursed far more than I am praised."
#28
Ask before you stick it up her ****ter
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


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#29
If a girl says something isnt wrong, and she looks sad, give her a hug and ask her again if anything is wrong.

If you need a quick meal, ready noodles are fantastic with bread and butter. be sure to drink the water thats left over, its great. (ready noodles are like bachelor super noodles (UK). the ones that come in packets and you add hot water to)

If you get stung by stinging nettles, put vinnegar on it, and then draw them out with a dock leaf.

Running in the rain will get you wetter than walking in the rain. (Mythbusters)

If you're going to walk someone home, make sure there is 3 of you and that one of you is sober. (party experience where i kept my friend from walking out into the road)

Dont impulse buy, save your money for other things that are important. Unless you're buying food because you're hungry.
#32
Quote by soulflyV



I don't understand. Explain?


Well, if you want to get $20 worth of fuel, get $20 and 2 cents. At least in Australian currency, it will be rounded down to $20, therefore giving you 2c of free fuel :p
#33
Quote by jhardcore
Well, if you want to get $20 worth of fuel, get $20 and 2 cents. At least in Australian currency, it will be rounded down to $20, therefore giving you 2c of free fuel :p


I'll cut my balls off the day an American institution (privately owned or otherwise) "rounds down to ___ dollars." It'll always be a round up, if rounded at all.

Well, some important things I've learned:

-The girl you like may not be who she is when you're dating. Always try to find out what kind of person you're about to have by your side.

-Gossip is for the weak. Be better than those who speak about you behind your back.

-Show respect, but be realistic. If you want to punch someone in the face for disrespecting you after you've shown respect, go for it. Jesus will turn the other cheek

-DON'T HIT ON TEACHERS. No matter how "into you" they appear to be. They never are, seriously.

-Spread knowledge. You learn something new everyday, so teach someone something new every day.

-Don't waste time being jealous. Very important. You'll later realize that it wasn't worth the jealousy, and that you have your own self-respect.

-If you want to do drugs, do them. If you OD, at least you'll have been happy when you went. (see: Junkhead - Alice in Chains. Very inspiring)

-Don't drink and drive.

-Don't drink heavily without a friend. You'll end up wandering the streets of Greece at midnight, and pass out on the side of some road.
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#34
Just ask yourself: What would the Fonz do?
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#36
Keep beer colder for longer in a cooler by putting a layer of ice on the bottom and then loading the cans upright, then put another layer of ice on top.
Third out in the MOD contest '08.
#38
Quote by petrina_678
-dont kill people
-dont lick people(they may not like it)
-dont kill animals
-dont suck
-dont eat strange stuff
-dont poke your eye
-dont hurt little kids
-dont dont dont

They're awfully hard to keep on the plate if you don't
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