#1
I want a girl, Who will be ther for me, Every day of the month
To make my dinner and scratch my nuts
No self esteem, Shes daddys little slut
I want a 3 tittied freak with no clue
You know its all good, If you love em as much as i do
Im like the incredible hulk with my pants down
When i blow my load, Can you swim? Will you drown?
Is happiness cockshaped? Because ther goes that frown
I do the hokey pokey, I put my left nut out
I scare the **** out of the public, Without a doubt
Holy **** its godzilla, Shut up bitch n get it in ya
Holy **** its godzilla, Shut up bitch n get it in ya
Holy **** its godzilla, Shut up bitch n get it in ya

Human, Female, Alive, Thats all i really want in a chick
Human, Female, Alive, She knows how to suck a dick
Human, Female, Alive, Swallow or its goin in your eye
Human, Female, Alive, Now wheres my shoes... Goodbye

I want a girl, Who will be ther for me, Every day of the week
She can suck my dick without using her teeth
A real motivated woman, When i wake up in the morning
Shes already bouncin on em, Shes like the phantom slut,
Comes out of nower, Lets me spank her, But, Lets make this clear
The only time i dont want head is when im pourin a beer
Coz if i even spill a drop, you had better call the cops
And at the same time they arrest me ill be gettin you off
And when they say freeze, Ill be doin the robot
And when they say freeze, Ill be doin the robot
And when they say freeze, Ill be doin the robot

Human, Female, Alive, Thats all i really want in a chick
Human, Female, Alive, She knows how to suck a dick
Human, Female, Alive, Swallow or its goin in ya eye
Human, Female, Alive, Now wheres my cap... Goodbye

I want a girl, Who will be ther for me, Shes a champion
Pole dancing for the olympics, Make it happen
Mary had a little lamb, I had a little slut
I just wanted head but she put it in her butt
I blow my load like a shotgun through the back of your throat
And laugh as i hold your nose and watch you choke,
Gaggin on the end of my ****, Trying to bite down, But its hard as a rock
I thought you knew this **** could dent in a truck
You keep screamin at me, But i dont give a ****
You keep screamin at me, But i dont give a ****
You keep screamin at me, But i dont give a ****

Who lit the fuse on your tampon! x4

Human, Female, Alive
Thats all i really want in a chick, Thats all i really want in a chick
Human, Female, Alive
Thats all i really want in a chick, Im all she really wants in a dick
Human, Female, Alive
Im all she really wants in a dick, I was so ugly, She was so fine...
#2
Ok..... some interesting themes there.
It has a good rhythm though, flows well.
What sorta mucsic is it meant for?
#5
that was very nice in a sick sadist kinda way but other than that it was awesome i cant wait to hear it on the radio!!
#6
This would be a good mainstream hip hop song. Sounds like 50 Cent. And that's not a compliment.

I'm honestly not sure what to think of these lyrics. In a way they're good, yet they're awful and needlessly explicit. But then I guess the whole point of that is a satire of the character narrating? Hm...
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