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#1
I was day dreaming in uni the other day and I saw this girl crying, one of those girls who answers every question and I thought this is not appropiate, why are you crying here? I ask the same question whenever I see a girl crying at a party.

So I thought I'd come up with my 10 commandments or something like and I'm interested in any particular rules of philosophies you guys use. And please, no bleeding 'live everyday as your last' cliche - nobody does that.

1. Leave your baggage at the door
Different situations need different emotions. Why someone is crying in a law class, I don't know.

2. There are 24 hours in a day
This is for the whingers who complain that they cannot finish an assignment in time.

3. Don't get even, get them back 10 fold
Reminds me of something out of Ocean's 11. Someone is talking about the casino and says something along the lines of 'you better know what you are doing...cause he will take out your family, your business and everything else you own.' Getting even doesn't show whose boss, but giving whoever a little bit of interest is always good.

I'll do the rest if I can remember, please add your own.
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#2
1. Dont give a F*uck what anyone else thinks
just do what you want,say what you want, when you want!Do what you truly believe in!

2.Do what you want! not what someone wants you to do...
If you dont want to do it and you dont have to... just dont do it...

3.Be happy!
do what makes you happy, dont stop till you are as happy as can be!

4.Ignore idiots,losers and stuff you cant do anything about
If you cant do anything about it...why bother?
#4
Ummm, i would have no idea, maybe, if its yellow let it mellow, if its brown flush it down.

Yet, I am incredibly tempted to say no fat chicks....
But there's no sense crying over every mistake, you just keep on trying till you run out of cake.

#5
1. Never ask what's under the kilt. Chances are if they're that eager to show you, it can't be good.

2. Never read posts by PandaFantastic. It may be the lost brain cell that ends it all.

3. Always fat chicks.
#9
1) I. AM. THE LAW!
2)Judge Dread is the law.
3)All singers from Anthrax are the law.
#10
7: Go out with the girl you mates hate. They'll love you for it.
8: Don't be afraid to show your emotions. Just not all the time or you'll be called a big-emo-pissy-baby
9: Do want you want, do what you can, break all the fucking rules and go to hell.... (Bad Religeon reference)
10: If lifes is bringing you down, remember, someone is probably have it 100 times worse than you right now. Because someones parents could have died, they found out they got testicular cancer and also the find out there favourite pet has been ran over all in 1 hour.
#11
1. Loved ones come first. Always.
2. Be a gentleman.
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#12
If you kill something show some respect and eat it (Im a hunter, and I never kill anything that I wont eat or that'll go to waste so take that all you Peta tree huggers)
#13
Quote by CKeith11
If you kill something show some respect and eat it (Im a hunter, and I never kill anything that I wont eat or that'll go to waste so take that all you Peta tree huggers)


PETA don't hug trees, they steal cute well-looked after, well-loved fluffy bunnys from school classrooms and let them back into the wild where they'll get mauled by a rabid fox after 5 minutes.
Last edited by Moggan13 at Oct 4, 2007,
#14
1.try everything once unless it involves the penetration of my ass...or needles.
2.uh...room for expansion whenever necessary
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#15
1. Be a gentleman

Society really needs to take notice of this, it doesnt take much effort, hold a door open, say
excuse me, its not difficult.

2. What everyone thinks doesnt matter, just those you love.

Honestly why would you care what everyone thinks? you would never be happy trying to get everyone to think well of you because people will always find a reason to dislike you no matter what. So I just try to please the ones I love and care about, they have the only opinions that matter to me.

3. Sometimes you have to go your own way

Sometimes you even have to step on the path even those you care about and love dont think is right. My friends always try to dictate who I go out with or like and they will give me **** if its someone they dont overly like, ive learnt not to care if its what I really want.

4. Be memorable

When your dust or ashes, whos going to remember you if you spent your life in the middle just doing what you needed to so that you could live a comfortable life? I personaly would rather make an effort to do what I want and be remembered by people, not just be someone who worked in an office making someone else rich..
#16
Quote by Moggan13
PETA don't hug trees, they steal cute well-looked after, well-loved fluffy bunnys from school classrooms and let them back into the wild where they'll get mauled by a rabid fog after 5 minutes.


Ah yes, the dangerous rabbit-eating fog, what a wonderful invention that was.

But on topic, just because I don't like someone doesn't mean I have to be a knob towards them.
#17
Something my dad always says is sticking with me a lot at the moment...

"There Is Always An Easier Way... You Just Have To Find It"

This goes for EVERYTHING, easier doesn't mean less work either, it just means it will help most in the end, think about it, it's deep
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This just reminded me of the time that my brother in law texted his mom on the night after his wedding. All it said was "Consummated."
#18
1. Don't make rules to live your life by.

2. ...

I could always write down some rules that I think other people should live by, though.
I'm a communist. Really.
#19
Quote by gen0doom
Ah yes, the dangerous rabbit-eating fog, what a wonderful invention that was.

But on topic, just because I don't like someone doesn't mean I have to be a knob towards them.



It was pretty obvious it was ment to be FOX, but i pressed G instead of X...
Damn sausage fingers
#20
1. If there's grass on the pitch, play ball.
2. No one can stand in the way of what you want - if you have to burn bridges, so be it.
3. Don't try anything, just do it.
4. Live a life that people will remember you for (in a good way).
5. Don't let anyone make you who you are except you.
6. Be kind to the ones you love and they will treat you the same.
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#22
Well i want to be remembered, so sometimes there's the

"Be Remembered, No Matter How It Is"

But that's occasionally immoral 8-)
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This just reminded me of the time that my brother in law texted his mom on the night after his wedding. All it said was "Consummated."
#23
Don't let anything get you down
And I mean anything, simply not letting problems bother you will make you very happy.

Be yourself
Speaks for itself
#24
Quote by CKeith11
If you kill something show some respect and eat it (Im a hunter, and I never kill anything that I wont eat or that'll go to waste so take that all you Peta tree huggers)

What if you run over a dog? Or step on a slug?
Quote by Alix_D
Don't let anything get you down
And I mean anything, simply not letting problems bother you will make you very happy.

Uhh, I'm sure a lot of people try that, it's not exactly controllable. If someone's mother just died and they're off laughing in the corner, I wouldn't exactly call it healthy.
#26
do what i want when i want and **** everyone elses opinion
kill those whom i feel pose as either a threat or annoying
hate everything cause its so much easier
never inpress
dont make to many friends try to stay as issolated as possible
practice guitar atleast 3 hours a day
never let a job run my life
**** ppls beliefs if its not mine
only listen to me and i am always right

basically very evil and mean but in the world we live in its the only way to get anywhere
#27
Most of my mentality is based around making as few enemies as possible. Ive never had any at all so far. My other rules are:

1) Put others needs ahead of my own where applicable

2) be helpful when need be

3) Be cautious

4) Never accuse anyone when still unsure of all the facts.

5) Its better to enjoy life rather than put all your hopes in an afterlife

6) Always have a backup plan, even if it is ****

7) Do not lick nine volt batteries. it hurts.

8) Always look for improvements, but be happy with what youve got.
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"Just wait till tomorrow
I guess that's what they all say
Just before they fall apart"
#28
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What if you run over a dog? Or step on a slug?

Uhh, I'm sure a lot of people try that, it's not exactly controllable. If someone's mother just died and they're off laughing in the corner, I wouldn't exactly call it healthy.


A lot of people I know are more like 'I missed the bus, my life is over'. It pisses me off because nothing really matters to be honest. Obviously if someone dies, you mourn them, that's not quite what I mean though.
#29
Some of you have rules that badly conflict with each other, I'm also in for the no rules as someone stated above
#30
Quote by Alix_D
A lot of people I know are more like 'I missed the bus, my life is over'. It pisses me off because nothing really matters to be honest. Obviously if someone dies, you mourn them, that's not quite what I mean though.

Sorry, I guess the:
Quote by Alix_D
And I mean anything

part confused me.
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do what i want when i want and **** everyone elses opinion
kill those whom i feel pose as either a threat or annoying
hate everything cause its so much easier
never inpress
dont make to many friends try to stay as issolated as possible
practice guitar atleast 3 hours a day
never let a job run my life
**** ppls beliefs if its not mine
only listen to me and i am always right

basically very evil and mean but in the world we live in its the only way to get anywhere

You're an idiot. Tell me, exactly how many people have you killed in your life so far? If you reply 'none', then I guess you've never had the displeasure of meeting someone that's annoying?
"never try to impress" my ass. You're going to grow up to be a sad ****ing individual. And no, isolation isn't the way to get somewhere in life, making connections is. We're not living in a barren ****ing wasteland where you can only trust yourself, we are living in a society ruled by laws that abide by common morals. Go hang yourself.
#31
1) Do not talk about the rules of life.
2) Do not talk about the rules of life.
3) There are no rules.



/awful repetitive joke...
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LOL ! muther fuker i was gonna say that LOL!
#32
Quote by Archaon
Sorry, I guess the:

part confused me.


Yeah, the only exception is death of someone close to you.

Anything apart from that though
#33
1. Dont procrastinate!

2. Ah **** it, i'll do the rest in tomorrow.
#34
Quote by Alix_D
Yeah, the only exception is death of someone close to you.

Anything apart from that though

How about complete and utter destruction of the world? Or getting your winky chopped off?

Keep the exceptions coming, mate.

edit:
You should have just said: Don't let anything mediocre get you down.
#36
Quote by Archaon
How about complete and utter destruction of the world? Or getting your winky chopped off?

Keep the exceptions coming, mate.

edit:
You should have just said: Don't let anything mediocre get you down.

You lose the obvious game!
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LOL ! muther fuker i was gonna say that LOL!
#38
1/ Don't moan.
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#39
1. Try not to lie

2. Live life with no regrets

3. Always try to help

4. Listen to other but don't follow it

5. Mark a day on calendar and say to urself by this day i will do everything in life . Trust me
it's lot of fun


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#40
Quote by abhishek21
5. Mark a day on calendar and say to urself by this day i will do everything in life . Trust me
it's lot of fun

It's fun marking a day on the calendar or actually thinking you can do the impossible?

I don't even have a calendar.
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