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#1
what's everyones funny moment of the day then?

my one would have to be either

1) when my friend james, threw an orange from quite a distance, and it hit my other friend right on the side of the face

2) This kid took this other kids phone in science, took a picture of his ****, and sent it to the kid's mum. lol

what about everyone else then?
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what's everyones funny moment of the day then?

my one would have to be either

1) when my friend james, threw an orange from quite a distance, and it hit my other friend right on the side of the face

2) This kid took this other kids phone in science, took a picture of his ****, and sent it to the kid's mum. lol

what about everyone else then?

That's just mean.
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#3
My teacher had a boner so he couldn't stand up without us seing it.
Then an other teacher opened the door and asked him to come..
he was all like


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#4
Well we had a history test, and it was like 3 of us cos we missed it due to an art trip. And i didnt get about half of the questions, so i put mythical lands on all the countries i couldnt guess. i.e

Q: What country was given to Denmark
A: Narnia

yes it was immature and unfunny, but he laughed.
#5
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My teacher had a boner so he couldn't stand up without us seing it.
Then an other teacher opened the door and asked him to come..
he was all like

#6
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Well we had a history test, and it was like 3 of us cos we missed it due to an art trip. And i didnt get about half of the questions, so i put mythical lands on all the countries i couldnt guess. i.e

Q: What country was given to Denmark
A: Narnia

yes it was immature and unfunny, but he laughed.

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My teacher had a boner so he couldn't stand up without us seing it.
Then an other teacher opened the door and asked him to come..
he was all like

Am I the only one who is a little creeped out by that..?
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#8
I had a fun game of Halo3 with my mate, the Zombie Game Mode, we were screaming down the Mic "HE'S BEHIND US....RUUUUUUUUN....AAAAAAAAAAH! nOOOOoOoo! DAN NOOOOOOOOO!" eTC ETC.
#9
When a friend of mine was flicking another kid's massive ear lobes.

Yup, not much goes on at my school.
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Well we had a history test, and it was like 3 of us cos we missed it due to an art trip. And i didnt get about half of the questions, so i put mythical lands on all the countries i couldnt guess. i.e

Q: What country was given to Denmark
A: Narnia

yes it was immature and unfunny, but he laughed.


Greenland.
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Am I the only one who is a little creeped out by that..?


all of us were
But we only saw it when he stood up


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#13
As I was reading this, my friend starts screaming out the window of school..

"Wanna buy some drugs?! Get out of there, ****er!"

Wow, that was just great.
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Greenland.


You mean Greenland doesn't exist anymore?! When the hell did this happen? I'll miss that country
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#16
The current humour in Northern Ireland (or as 'they' like to call it, 'banter') is drawing penises everywhere. So my friend drew a giant artistic penis (veins and everything) on his book.
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You mean Greenland doesn't exist anymore?! When the hell did this happen? I'll miss that country



It's not technically apart of Denmark.

I think its just under Danish soverignty and has been for ageees.
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#18
*BANG*
Kim: arggh!
Alex:Oh my god there's a man on a ladder!
Jo (teacher): Yes there is.
Me: What the ****? He's wearing a suit...
*my side of class stares*
Jo: Those who haven't seen a man going up a ladder look now
There's another man going up the ladder.


*Hilarity ensues*

10 mins later:
Me: psssssst Alex *nudges*
Alex: Look! He's coming down the ladder!
Me: Oh my days! They're coming back down in reverse order!
Rob: haha! It's like rewinding a dvd!
Alex: If you've never seen a man carrying a ladder, look now...


You just had to be there.
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The current humour in Northern Ireland (or as 'they' like to call it, 'banter') is drawing penises everywhere. So my friend drew a giant artistic penis (veins and everything) on his book.


you live in a strange land...
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you live in a strange land...

Indeed, and if I hear anyone telling me to get the **** out, I'd be glad to 'get the **** out' to be honest.

It's supposedly funny to say the word "Jeep" too, dunno how a car manufacturer is funny though.
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#22
1) When I found out my trip to Tesco was gonna be a sausage fest

2) When I found out said sausagefest was involving a drunken Irishman

3) When me and said drunken Irishman decided to be politicians and introduce Pregnancy Tax. And Foetus Fares, because it isn't fair that a foetus should be allowed on their mother's plane ticket. TWO SEPERATE PEOPLE, DAMMIT!

4) When driving past a school: "Oooooh, school children..... OOoooOooooOOOOhhhh!!!! YOUNGER school children!"
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Hah! In English we were all silent doing our coursework and my friend who's in another class walked in and had to give something to our teacher and another guy in my class who's also first guy's friend and me burst out laughing, just because it was our pal

Yup, that was my laugh of the day.


That must have been a reaally boring lesson


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Oh, and also, there's this big shelter at our school, on the field, to stand under when it rains. Anyway, we chill there at break and lunch times, and if we have food or something we don't want, we throw it on the shelter. Let's just say the banana and some other things that were on there made an amusing silhouette.
#26
Sitting in geography, everyones quiet and getting ready to start the lesson, my friend tickles me and my pen flies out of my hand, and then out of the window. Laughed for a whole afternoon.
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#27
This guy in my class started sayin to my religion teacher... "sir, i think i saw you in a film once... 40 year old virgin" and everyone (over exagerating) shouted "oooooo!" then my teacher goes, no, the only film i was in was the one with your mother "pussy hunters 3"

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#28
aww i was off school sick today.
so i donno wat i misssed but i'm sure it wasn't as funny as any of that... thans for cheering me up!


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#29
Reading this in the metro:

''Nicolas Cage caught a naked intruder trying on one of his leather jackets at his house.''
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#30
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I managed to convince my friend that we live in a ballsack.

Earth is a GIANT TESTICLE INSIDE A VERY LARGE BALLSACK?!?
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#31
we took my bosses computer mouse and he balimed it on the hippies...the best part is we hid it right in front of his face...
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[quote="'[x"]Huffy[x]'] Earth is a GIANT TESTICLE INSIDE A VERY LARGE BALLSACK?!?

YES.

That people, are sperm.

And inside our testicles, we have a world of people sperm too.

And so on.

Like a russian doll, with balls.
#33
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YES.

That people, are sperm.

And inside our testicles, we have a world of people sperm too.

And so on.

Like a russian doll, with balls.


What??? (head explodes)
#34
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YES.

That people, are sperm.

And inside our testicles, we have a world of people sperm too.

And so on.

Like a russian doll, with balls.


Well, that would explain why some people just disappear off the face of the earth
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#35
a guy on the train opened a window, and like 2 mins later i closed it coz it was really annoying, se the guy opened one on the other side of the train and said

"just want to get some air in here"

Then i started laughing really hard, and my mate said calm down, breath and i said quite loudly

"I cant coz theres not enough air"

and quite a few people laughed

Oh Yes.
#37
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1) When I found out my trip to Tesco was gonna be a sausage fest

2) When I found out said sausagefest was involving a drunken Irishman

3) When me and said drunken Irishman decided to be politicians and introduce Pregnancy Tax. And Foetus Fares, because it isn't fair that a foetus should be allowed on their mother's plane ticket. TWO SEPERATE PEOPLE, DAMMIT!

4) When driving past a school: "Oooooh, school children..... OOoooOooooOOOOhhhh!!!! YOUNGER school children!"




*Bows down*

You have to teach me your ways!
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#38
My English proffessor told us a story today about one of his friends that worked in a library on campus. A student walked up to his friend and asked if she could help find something. The student said that she was looking for "Orange and Peaches" by Erwin.

So, the friend couldn't find the book and didn't know what to tell the student. So the student starts yelling at her, actually calling her a stupid bitch. The friend asks the girl what class it was for and the girl said Human Environment. The friend thought about it for a second and then it came to her, she asked the student if it was called "Origin of Species" by Darwin.

I couldn't stop laughing...
#39
I sucked a fly up a de-soldering tool. The thing had no idea what was coming for him.
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