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#1
The last time we were together i grabbed his hand and i pledged that if i ever draw my sword on him; may the good lord strike me dead.

discuss.
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#2
What about a hammer?
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#3
Sounds a bit gay
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#4
what about a Hamerguitar?
I got 99 problems and they all bitches
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#5
So, you had a swordfight? Did they touch?
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#6
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Sounds a bit gay

whats up my mate Kjell Gunnarsson?
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#7
thats kind of weird man... but I know what your talking about sadly I have a similar relationship with my best friend
#8
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The last time we were together i grabbed his hand and i pledged that if i ever draw my sword on him; may the good lord strike me dead.

discuss.


Don't call him a friend anymore, then.

Simple as.

Now you can do what you like...
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#9
Right, lets get it straight.

You grabbed his hand, and said "if i ever get my **** out on you, i hope god strikes me down. To groin level."
#10
Well, you can't draw a sword on him but can you still draw a cokk and balls on his forehead if he passes out one night?
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#11
You're a girl right, or gay? Because otherwise this story is very weird. Actually... it's still very weird. Unless sword is a metaphor for phallus. Actually... it's still weird.
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#12
Can you still draw mustaches on him?
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#14
Did someone say sword?!?
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#15
It's a Goddamn Iced Earth song.

It's about two generals from the American wars, the quotes are actually real I believe.
#16
Yo ghey boyz! Lolz!

But seriosuly? God/Allah/Buddha/Vishnou wont strike you down, he'll just make your life a living misery for the rest of you pathetic life.
#17
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Sounds a bit gay


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#19
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what about a Hamerguitar?


What about a keytar?

Yeah!!

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#20
wtf is going on???
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#21
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whats up my mate Kjell Gunnarsson?


Well I should probably start revealing less personal information here on UG, you?
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#23
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Well I should probably start revealing less personal information here on UG, you?

im fine Kjell Gunnarsson. long time no talk Kjell Gunnarsson.
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#24
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Well I should probably start revealing less personal information here on UG, you?



Blue boxers today, eh?

That live webcam was a great investment, Kjell .
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#25
Quote by Hold at All Costs
Just a mile or so away
Is my dearest friend in this world
He wears the blue and I the grey
And God it hurts me so
The last time we were together
I grabbed his hand and I pledged
If I ever draw my sword on you
May the good Lord strike me dead

The union flank’s in trouble
To the round top on the double
A bad decision, insubordination
Exposed our line in a dangerous way

The burden lies upon us
Surrender is not an option
We are the flanks and if we break
The union crumbles, we could lose the war

Down below’s the carnage
The rebel’s charging onward
Push the slaughter forward, the peach orchard
Through the Wheatfield and devil’s den

The valor of the Texans
And Alabama’s best men
They’re unrelenting and devastating
The last full measure of devotion’s clear

CHORUS:
We’ll know what we are made of
When up against all odds we hold our line
For the cause that we so love
We must hold at all costs
We’ll know what we’re made of
When our nation needs us, we’ll stay the course
For the union we so love
We must hold at all costs

Wave after wave, they’re coming
Their power must be waning
We’re out of Ammo, we can’t fall back, no!
A desperate measure, a means to end

On their next wave we charge them
There is no other option
Disconcert them, force submission
On my command, fix bayonets!

CHORUS

We’ll know what we’re made of
The burden lies with us
When up against all odds we hold our line
We can’t fail
For the cause that we so love
We must hold at all costs
We’ll know what we’re made of
With courage in our hearts
When our nation needs us, we’ll stay the course
We won’t fail
For the union we so love
We must hold at all costs


There, the full lyrics for the song.

He quoted this song, that is all.
#26
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There, the full lyrics for the song.

He quoted this song, that is all.

well that is lame. i was hoping it was innuendo.
#27
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There, the full lyrics for the song.

He quoted this song, that is all.


Then why the thread?

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#29
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well that is lame. i was hoping it was innuendo.

Well, I told you earlier in the thread but you wouldn't listen.
Then why the thread?

(If there's no good answer to the above question I demand you highjack it and preach about the lobster Jesus )

Damn it, now I am too proud to insult you!
Still pretty gay!

#30
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Damn it, now I am too proud to insult you!





Is that a Scrubs quote?
I play by my own rules. And I have one rule; There are no rules... but if there are, they're there to be broken. Even this one.


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#31
hit him in the groin with a banjo
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#32
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Blue boxers today, eh?

That live webcam was a great investment, Kjell .


Strangely I was wearing blue boxers today... and I never wear blue boxers.

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im fine Kjell Gunnarsson. long time no talk Kjell Gunnarsson.


Stop that!
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#33
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Stop that!


You're just asking for an "Ok, as you wish, Kjell Gunnarsson"
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#34
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call me naive, but this is all going over my head

taken a certain way, sword = PEN15

so your standing there holdig hands with your best friend, and if you evar get out your ****, may god strike you down. or your m8. whoever gets there first
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#35
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Did someone say sword?!?

Yes,but they may be talking about pork swords instead of Hattori Hanzo swords...
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Is that a Scrubs quote?

Slightly modified.

Oh, and you know you love it Kjell Anders Rune Gunnarsson.

#38
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taken a certain way, sword = PEN15

so your standing there holdig hands with your best friend, and if you evar get out your ****, may god strike you down. or your m8. whoever gets there first

i know that, it just seemed that the situation was unlikely. i figured there was something else to it that was going over my head.
#40
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Slightly modified.

Oh, and you know you love it Kjell Anders Rune Gunnarsson.



I'm on a roll today.

(And well done for posting the extra 2 names...)
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