#1
Canada, we're a Democracy
With different sorts of people to represent our beliefs.
Anarchists,
Communists,
Conservatives,
Democrats,
Greens
Liberals,
National Socialists,
Socialists.
But above all..
We're just Canadian.


Er, hows that? Phail?
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#4
Yes I am from Canada.
''Technological advancements are like an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal.'' - Albert Einstein
#6
Don't wanna be a Canadian Idiot
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
And do I look like some frost-bitten hose head?
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed

They all live on donuts and moose meat
And they all leave the house without packin' heat
Never even bring their guns to the mall
And you know what else is too funny?
Their stupid monopoly money
Can't take 'em seriously at all

Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export
They treat curling just like it's a real sport
They think their silly accent is so cute
Can't understand a thing they're talking a-boot

Sure, they got their national health care
Cheaper meds for prime rates and clean air
Then again, well they got Celine Dion
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
And dream of driving a Zamboni
All over Saskatchewan

Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
Won't figure out the temperature in Celcius
See the map, they're hoverin' right over us
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous

Always hear the same kind of story
Break your nose and they'll just say "Sorry"
Tell me what kind of freaks are that polite
It's gotta be they're all up to something
So, quick, before they see it coming
Time for a preemptive strike
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#7
Quote by rickyy
Yes I am from Canada.


In that case you could write a poem about how all the Canada geese are pestering america and pooping there on the sidewalks. At least that's my experience.
#9


to krimson,
its pretty safe to assume that you copied that from somewhere, as the poem refers to canadiens as "they" and your location states youre from canada. you poor soul.
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#10
Quote by permanentmarker


to krimson,
its pretty safe to assume that you copied that from somewhere, as the poem refers to canadiens as "they" and your location states youre from canada. you poor soul.

Duh. It's a Weird-Al song (American Idiot by Green Day?).
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#11
sounds like the pokemon song of my childhood, or rather my little brother's childhood
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#12
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I hate Canada and you should too

or

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Maple syrup isn't that f*cking good
#13
Quote by Quidra
communists?

fgk communists!

but really it sound great actually!


Nay, "fgk" you.
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#14
It began with the English then along came the French
While Inuits watched on their snowcrafted bench,
Now she has flowered into a respected land,
Home to Caribou and many a respected band,
Alexisonefire, to their screams you must yield,
3 Inches of Blood, a great sword they do wield,
There's Sum 41 with their "punk" fuelled ethic,
While Mr. Adams becomes progessively pathetic,
But let's not forget this great country's call,
From Ottawa, Winnipeg and Montreal,
Toronto basking in it's Bay Street glee,
Vancouver's Winter Olympics to be,
And while we're on sport and snow and the like,
There's plenty of activities suiting your type,
Snowboarding, skiing, and bobsleigh to boot,
Ice Hockey icemen great pucks they do shoot,
But let's not be vague, no, you must realise,
Ere this poems imminent demise,
That this lands boasts great effort and strife,
To see it, a marvel of your too-short life,
And as you look over the great Hudson Bay,
You know that it's better than the U S of A.

"And after all of this, I am amazed...

...that I am cursed far more than I am praised."
#15
Canada has sky,
Visible with eye.
Canada has floor,
Feel it with your paw.
Inbetween the floor and sky,
Unfortunately visible, with the eye,
Are ugly ****ing Canadians
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#17
Couple ad lib ideas:

Canadians love that health care is free
Yet no one ever vote for the NDP
Every time around they believe the Liberal's lies
Or vote in the Tories causing social programs to die

We live on the land North of the USA
Always drinking Timmies and saying eh
Saturday Night on every Canuck's TV
Is the Leaf's losing on the CBC

Oooh, I think I have a song forming!!! nvm, I'm keeping these!!
#19
Quote by thera_x
thats a lot of bad writing


my poem was damn awesome!!


"And after all of this, I am amazed...

...that I am cursed far more than I am praised."
#21
Quote by Scum_PunkRocker
Saturday Night on every Canuck's TV
Is the Leaf's losing on the CBC

Lol, nice!
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#23
WAS IT GOOD OR NOT?
''Technological advancements are like an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal.'' - Albert Einstein
#24
Quote by rickyy
WAS IT GOOD OR NOT?

PHAIL, sounds like a bad intro to an educational film or something.
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#25
>.<
''Technological advancements are like an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal.'' - Albert Einstein
#26
to our oh so eclectic friends in the north:
your health care is a scam
and bryan adams... why?

its prose
#27
Quote by thera_x
to our oh so eclectic friends in the north:
your health care is a scam



ROFLMFAO, lol, lmao, yeah, YOU'RE ONE TO TALK!
#28
Quote by im_hungry
Canada is a place
I see it with my face
They do not hate gays
break it down now

was that supposed to funny? because i found it hilarious
^
#29
Quote by Scum_PunkRocker
ROFLMFAO, lol, lmao, yeah, YOU'RE ONE TO TALK!

and you get jokes!