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METAL
90 35%
RAP
4 2%
COUNTRY
3 1%
JAZZ
17 7%
FOLK
13 5%
INCOHERENT SCREAMING
12 5%
GENERIC FUNERAL MUSIC
12 5%
NOTHING
10 4%
EVERYONE AT MY FUNERAL WILL DIE WITH ME
26 10%
I'm never going to die
69 27%
Voters: 256.
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#1
We're all going to die some day, and when the special day comes you need to leave a massive crater on the face of the earth. You need an epic funeral.

What do you want your funeral to be like, and what song will be played?

For me. I want them to light my coffin on fire and have a contest to see who can jump over it.

All of this while Jason Webley and Reverend Payton's "Two Bottles of Wine" is playing.

Afterwards, Rush will rise from the hole in which I am to buried and play a rock anthem of my life.
Nice banana, Andy Warhol.
#6
A Tout Le Monde by Megadeth, the un-bastardized, original version.
If morning's a bitch with open arms, night's a girl who's gone too far.

OMGWTFBBQ
#7
i want A Change Of Seasons played at my funeral. specifically for the "crimson Sunset" portion. i love that song.


in the eventuality that people dont want that at a funeral i want Let It Be to be played.
#8
How about tears in heaven..., well it's kinda soft but, hey, isn't that great for a funeral...
#12
freebird!!! lol
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#13
Quote by k00kie M0nster
Stairway!!

what an original idea!11

i voted incoherent screaming

my death needs to be portrayed as intensely as possible
#14
Laces Out, Dan! by the Fall of Troy.

I don't want people to be sad at my funeral, so no slow songs.
#17
correction: I want Ramble On to be played at my funeral. that song was playing during some of the best times of my life. i shall take the joy of listening to that to my grave, and then afterwards everyone at my funeral will die with me, so really EVERYONE will have it played at their funeral.
#18
Quote by European Son
You forgot the most popular genre on this forum; rock.


Screw the norm and the populous.
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#26
I want to have Sultans of Swing at my funeral. I won't be able to hear it obviously, but damn I love that song!
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#27
Solo on your coffin, like Synyster Gates in Sieze the Day?

If Synyster was soloing on my coffin, I'd rise from the dead and punch him the balls.
Nice banana, Andy Warhol.
#30
Tears in heaven would be sweet
i wouldn't mind a mosh pit to Johnny Truant either
or some melodious Seize the Day
#31
Quote by icaneatcatfood
Murmaider, because it's how I'm expecting to die.
i was just listening to that

Opeth- Dirge For November

starts out calm and soothing and then all of the sudden BOOM!!! death metal up your ass...and then it's calm again
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#32
i want lamb of god walk with me in hell
slayer hell awaits
and megadeth time:use the man

and a big ass mosh pit
#33
How has no one here mentioned the third movement of Chopin's Piano Sonata No. 2?
#34
Maybe "Entrance of the Conflagration" by Trivium

Nothing makes a funeral better than a song about killing in the name of Satan.
Nice banana, Andy Warhol.
#35
Quote by CrEePiNgDeAtH66
i want lamb of god walk with me in hell
slayer hell awaits
and megadeth time:use the man

and a big ass mosh pit



i think you won the thread. the unfortunate part is....you have to die to claim that awesomeness.
#36
Quote by STFU_Nao
Maybe "Entrance of the Conflagration" by Trivium

Nothing makes a funeral better than a song about killing in the name of Satan.


except for the fact that trivium sucks and that its been done over nine thousand times before
#37
Quote by thera_x
except for the fact that trivium sucks and that its been done over nine thousand times before
Nine thousand Trivium fan funerals?


Hmmm...
#40
I'm so sorry that I like a band you don't like. Forgive me Jesus.

Also, on a lulzier note: OVER 9000!!!
Nice banana, Andy Warhol.
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