#1
For the past week or so, every night I dream about sex. It's beginning to get kind of scary. How often do you dream about sex? In psychology, the instructor-guy told us that humans rarely dream about sex, but I've got to disagree with that. Maybe I just need to get laid? I'm virgin at 16. No matter how much or how little I jerk the Mcjerkin, it doesn't seem to affect the sex in the dreams. Advice?
#2
dreaming about sex is a sure sign of being gay.
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#3
Um, please no more threads like these

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#4
Enjoy it?

I once dreamt I had sex in the middle of the street.

I also onced dreamt I had sex in a room laced with bombs.
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#5
I wish i had more dreams like that because their usually like silly dreams like my garden fence is 4 inches smaller or my path has been cleaned.
#6
you said mcgerkin...


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you said mcgerkin...

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#9
I love sex dreams. Although I never actually get to the boning, it's just foreplay and then I wake up.
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#10
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Well done, you're hitting puberty...

It only gets psychological if your sex dreams involve your mum.

I guess I'm o.k.

i had this dream where i was like fondling this 14-year-old's naked boobs. Then somebody saw me and told the cops, and i was gonna get in trouble for rape or something.
#11
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Well done, you're hitting puberty...

It only gets psychological if your sex dreams involve your mum.

Don't forget your sister!
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LOL ! muther fuker i was gonna say that LOL!
#12
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I love sex dreams. Although I never actually get to the boning, it's just foreplay and then I wake up.


those are some sad times right there.
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#13
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I love sex dreams. Although I never actually get to the boning, it's just foreplay and then I wake up.


I can imagine that being horrible when combined with morning wood.
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#14
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I love sex dreams. Although I never actually get to the boning, it's just foreplay and then I wake up.

Same. It's like when I die in dreams too, I always come as close as I can to it but wake up right as it's about to happen.
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#15
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Same. It's like when I die in dreams too, I always come as close as I can to it but wake up right as it's about to happen.


that's because your brain doesn't know what it feels like to die, and thus, can't simulate it.
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#17
Have sex; I know my dreams saw a 500% increase in crazy f*cking ninja battles after I started having regular sex.
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#20
According to Freudian theory, most guys will have sex dreams about their moms or sisters. I haven't Though I have lots of dreams where I have sex with my some of my teachers.
#21
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According to Freudian theory, most guys will have sex dreams about their moms or sisters. I haven't Though I have lots of dreams where I have sex with a few of my teachers.


maybe they are your moms and sisters.....
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...that I am cursed far more than I am praised."
#23
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I had a dream I had sex with a dog once.

Lulz.


+ a million profile views to you

no offense.
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...that I am cursed far more than I am praised."
#24
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According to Freudian theory, most guys will have sex dreams about their moms or sisters. I haven't Though I have lots of dreams where I have sex with my some of my teachers.


Your imagination is just expanding on this cheesy Van Halen video:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ddKHKv3yU0w
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