#1
So my mom has a phobia to drive so my sister is the only one that does. Anyways she's had two accidents backing out of a parking the first one she hit a collum and left a big dent in our door, although not that deep but the door is scratched up and it's about 3 inches by 12. Another time she backed up and hit someone elses car denting our quarter panel and now the bumper hangs from the side. Our car is 3 months old and we don't have the money to repiar it, but the she still didn't learn. She texts while driving so I'm like holy **** get off your ****ing phone. Normally I woudnlt give a **** but I dont' want a brand new car ruined so I told my mom and now basically she has to drive with either me or her. pics coming soon.
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#2
First clue is the word "Sister"
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#3
what jackal said. women shouldn't drive unless they're Danica Patrick. then they should drive naked.
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what jackal said. women shouldn't drive unless they're Danica Patrick. then they should drive naked.


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that looked like an attempt to be sigged. phail

I wouldve put that in MY sig if i had room.
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#9
wow. i think every family has someone that sucks at driving. my mom's kind of like that. my mom used to suck at driving. still does but she barely drives now that we live in the city and she hasn't had an accident lately so iz all good. isn't it against the law to drive wit a cellphone if ur new? cuz it is where i live. i say learn to drive or use the transit or even walk so u don't get hurt, that's what's most important than wheter ur car gets more damaged
#10
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First clue is the word "Sister"



I was going to the clue would be "Female" but fair enough.
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#12
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First clue is the word "Sister"



STFU.

If girls are so bad at driving why is our insurance lower than the boys hm hm?

.. ahah i actually don't care :P

I'm a good driver .. uhhh how did she get her license if she's that bad?

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I know it's old but...
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STFU.

If girls are so bad at driving why is our insurance lower than the boys hm hm?

.. ahah i actually don't care :P

I'm a good driver .. uhhh how did she get her license if she's that bad?

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I know it's old but...

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#14
She's got technical skill, she drives good when she's with my mom. However when she's with her friends she doesn't look when she's backing out and she's on the phone texting and becomes a stupid bitch.
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women driving...lol
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#17
I'd be offended by all of you insulting women.... but I hate all guys anyways therefore it isn't offensive to me.... If guys were better drivers than women, than they wouldn't be paying more money for their insurance would they?
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I'd be offended by all of you insulting women.... but I hate all guys anyways therefore it isn't offensive to me.... If guys were better drivers than women, than they wouldn't be paying more money for their insurance would they?


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I'd be offended by all of you insulting women.... but I hate all guys anyways therefore it isn't offensive to me.... If guys were better drivers than women, than they wouldn't be paying more money for their insurance would they?


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I'd be offended by all of you insulting women.... but I hate all guys anyways therefore it isn't offensive to me.... If guys were better drivers than women, than they wouldn't be paying more money for their insurance would they?


Some trivia for you Sammi. The gap is narrowing. As a group, girls are becoming more and more aggressive behind the wheel. Don't be one of those girls.
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Some trivia for you Sammi. The gap is narrowing. As a group, girls are becoming more and more aggressive behind the wheel. Don't be one of those girls.



Maybe I'm driving aggressively behind the wheel because all men are assholes?
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Some trivia for you Sammi. The gap is narrowing. As a group, girls are becoming more and more aggressive behind the wheel. Don't be one of those girls.

Actually a few years ago in Mi. a group (don't remember who it was) filed a class action suit against several insurance providers in the state and successfully argued that rates base on gender were unlawful. Guy rates didn't go down gal rates went up. Careful what ya wish for.
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#24
hmmmm, my sister is a bad driver as well. its funny how that works. altho my mom is a "good" driver. go figger.
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So my mom has a phobia to drive so my sister is the only one that does. Anyways she's had two accidents backing out of a parking the first one she hit a collum and left a big dent in our door, although not that deep but the door is scratched up and it's about 3 inches by 12. Another time she backed up and hit someone elses car denting our quarter panel and now the bumper hangs from the side. Our car is 3 months old and we don't have the money to repiar it, but the she still didn't learn. She texts while driving so I'm like holy **** get off your ****ing phone. Normally I woudnlt give a **** but I dont' want a brand new car ruined so I told my mom and now basically she has to drive with either me or her. pics coming soon.


how did she pass the driving test?

only 3 months old and its crashed twice?!?!?! thats insane......
reminds me of my neighbors oldest kid
like once a week he would come home with another part of the car hanging off from hitting another car on the road..........
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#29
From what I've seen Teens are pretty good drivers, it's just when other elements are present that they act stupid. I've seen women drive perfect then whenever I see some stupid mistake it's always a teenage boy/girl with 1 or more of their friends in the car and they just stare at each other. Insurance rates should even out as the years go on so no worries.


Also tell your sister to always pay attention and if she hits something again you take the keys away and say no car for 6 months, some people just need to learn.
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#30
Dudes already have to pay more for insurance because statistically they get in more accidents.

But is it just me or do you notice more girls that drive recklessly than other guys? I swear whenever I see a chick in a Mustang I know to get into the right lane. Haha.
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I'd be offended by all of you insulting women.... but I hate all guys anyways therefore it isn't offensive to me.... If guys were better drivers than women, than they wouldn't be paying more money for their insurance would they?

the fact of this is that most insurence rates are based on the statistic that more men get into accidents than women, now why would that be, because men drive more traditionaly but now that women are driving more, probly not as much as men do, they will close the gap between rates, and it is also true that most companies are not allowed to give males higher ratings because that is sexist.
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what jackal said. women shouldn't drive unless they're Danica Patrick. then they should drive naked.

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#34
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I'd be offended by all of you insulting women.... but I hate all guys anyways therefore it isn't offensive to me.... If guys were better drivers than women, than they wouldn't be paying more money for their insurance would they?

Because when male drivers get in a crash, it's dragracing. When female drivers get in a crash, it's doing normal everday crap, like backing out of a parking space. One costs more than the other...


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