#1
im at my friends house, and hes talking to his girlfriend. They broke up awhile ago and she wants him back bad. so hes talking to her on speaker phone and gets to the point to where she said that she would EAT his poo to go back out with him.

i think thats pretty cool
#3
I think that it's hazardous to his health.

Chicks like that kill people.
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^ Hurry up, I don't have all night.
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he knows what he has to do...
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#9
she sounds quite desperate.

tell him to go for the wham bam thank you ma'am approach
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#10
ok yea that is kind of weird, but ur friend can use this to his advantage, i mean if she is willing to do that then there is no telling wut else she can do for him, not just sexually but nething. tell ur friend to milk this pony dry
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#11
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He should take her up on that offer.


he would but then he would have to go back out with her cause he swore, and no one like girls that eat poo, mostly...
#13
lol dam~ur friend's gonna get in on some naughty stuff :P

but as Rusty Pipe said, Pics or it didnt happen lol
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Quote by malmsteenkid
ok yea that is kind of weird, but ur friend can use this to his advantage, i mean if she is willing to do that then there is no telling wut else she can do for him, not just sexually but nething. tell ur friend to milk this pony dry



thats a good point
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he would but then he would have to go back out with her cause he swore, and no one like girls that eat poo, mostly...


Dude, I ONLY date girls that eat poo.
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Quote by malmsteenkid
ok yea that is kind of weird, but ur friend can use this to his advantage, i mean if she is willing to do that then there is no telling wut else she can do for him, not just sexually but nething. tell ur friend to milk this pony dry

U CAN MILK PONIES?!?!?!
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If she's ready to eat his poo, she's probably ready to do way more interesting stuff than this...
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U CAN MILK PONIES?!?!?!


u can milk anything that has nipples (a million internet pts who knows the movie im refrencing)
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u can milk anything that has nipples (a million internet pts who knows the movie im refrencing)

That would of course be Meet the Parents.
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u can milk anything that has nipples (a million internet pts who knows the movie im refrencing)


Meet the Parents

...a million internet pts plz...

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That would of course be Meet the Parents.

u sir win a million internet points!!!!!!!!!!! wut are u gonna do with all those points????
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#23



i say he offers to take her back if she does it.

then give her dog poo or something like that. once she eats it, just laugh at her and leave.
#25
lol. loved that movie. "I have nipples, can you milk me?"

damn lucky guy though.
#26
damn plz take pictures of it!
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