#1
I'm in college and I have a friend who lives down the hall from me who I think might be gay. Every other sentence out of his mouth refers to penises or some homosexual act. Today, he called me a "vagina-licker." Is that supposed to be an insult? I have no problem with gay people, but I feel like he tries to hide his homosexuality through gay-bashing humor. Does anyone else know people like this?
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I'm in college and I have a friend who lives down the hall from me who I think might be gay. Every other sentence out of his mouth refers to penises or some homosexual act. Today, he called me a "vagina-licker." Is that supposed to be an insult? I have no problem with gay people, but I feel like he tries to hide his homosexuality through gay-bashing humor. Does anyone else know people like this?


He might just still be in High School mode.
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I'm in college and I have a friend who lives down the hall from me who I think might be gay. Every other sentence out of his mouth refers to penises or some homosexual act. Today, he called me a "vagina-licker." Is that supposed to be an insult? I have no problem with gay people, but I feel like he tries to hide his homosexuality through gay-bashing humor. Does anyone else know people like this?


If YOU'RE gay, the vagina licker thing might be an insult. If you're straight or bi, not-so-much. Maybe he thinks you're gay and was trying to insult you?

The friends I have who are gay, are very comfortable with it. It's not a big deal, or really worth talking about. It is kinda weird for me when Mark says: "Man, he's gotta sweet lookin' ass!" If it catches me off guard, I'm not sure how to react. But when Jen says, "I'd love to have her sit on my face", I'm like "Ditto."
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It is kinda weird for me when Mark says: "Man, he's gotta sweet lookin' ass!" If it catches me off guard, I'm not sure how to react. But when Jen says, "I'd love to have her sit on my face", I'm like "Ditto."


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#11
I remember when I was a kid I thought telling someone they had a big penis was an insult.

It seemed that saying they had a big anything-else was insulting.
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#12
My friend is always ready with a barely thought out "your mom/your dad/your family member is a promiscuous slut" comeback, and this yields hilarious results when he gets some mental wires crossed. I remember one incident in which he yelled at me that "Yo, I'm about to suck your dick." Then he panicked. "Wait, no, I mean your mom's dick." The silence grew even more awkward. "...Wait! No, I mean your mom's titties."

Anyway, he might just be immature and have a brain like my friend that works like an internet "_____ Name Generator." Close family member + crude name for genitals + compromising sexual scenario + embarrassing or unknown sexual state (IE: Bestiality, incest, necrophilia) = Insult Gold.
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I remember when I was a kid I thought telling someone they had a big penis was an insult.

It seemed that saying they had a big anything-else was insulting.

hahahahaha!! yes! exactly! my sisters do that to me and im just like but theyr 10 and 11 so they dont get it lol
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Anyway, he might just be immature and have a brain like my friend that works like an internet "_____ Name Generator." Close family member + crude name for genitals + compromising sexual scenario + embarrassing or unknown sexual state (IE: Bestiality, incest, necrophilia) = Insult Gold.


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It's like an internet "_____ Name Generator." Close family member + crude name for genitals + compromising sexual scenario + embarrassing or unknown sexual state (IE: Bestiality, incest, necrophilia) = Insult Gold.
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My friend is always ready with a barely thought out "your mom/your dad/your family member is a promiscuous slut" comeback, and this yields hilarious results when he gets some mental wires crossed. I remember one incident in which he yelled at me that "Yo, I'm about to suck your dick." Then he panicked. "Wait, no, I mean your mom's dick." The silence grew even more awkward. "...Wait! No, I mean your mom's titties."

Anyway, he might just be immature and have a brain like my friend that works like an internet "_____ Name Generator." Close family member + crude name for genitals + compromising sexual scenario + embarrassing or unknown sexual state (IE: Bestiality, incest, necrophilia) = Insult Gold.


Haha, similar story two of my friends where arguing about something and the one starting getting really mad and yelled at my other friend ''I'm gonna stick my dick up your ass''. Haha, that was a funny one after that it just got pretty quiet and he tried to play it off like he said something else.....
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im not homophobic, but the problem with most gays are that they are wayyyy tooo horny. and all of their conversation pieces is about sexual intercourse or oral sex. i swear, i know gays too.

I don't neccsarily agree with that. You can't honestly tell me you don't talk about sex with your straight friends all the time. You just find anal sex and gay oral sex to be a lot more awkward to talk about.
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