#1
Have you ever ordered something, for kicks or not, and people just look at you like you're a moron?

I ordered a "Gretzky"(9 sugar, 9 cream) from Tim Horton's (a popular coffee place in Canada) and the person who was making it thought I was crazy. I ordered it because a friend and I were talking about it and I never thought that they actually made it when you ordered it. It was disgusting though, and I threw it out after I tried offering it to people.

I've also tried ordering big macs from burger king etc while out on drunk fast food trips.

So whats the stupidest thing you've ordered?
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#2
I ordered something from McDonalds. Biggest mistake.
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I ordered something from McDonalds. Biggest mistake.


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#4
I once ALMOST ordered a slushy without ice.

I'm used to drinking pop without ice so it just kinda came to me... other than that, not sure...
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#5
Boxes.

That was epic.
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I ordered something from McDonalds. Biggest mistake.


KFC is much worse. A confusing-as-hell menu and it just tastes of salt.
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#8
I don't have enough money to order stupid things. I buy something that I need. We're not all as privileged as you.
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#9
Not stupid as much as funny, but my friends used to go to Burger King all of the time and try to order Extra Large frozen Cokes, but apparently they only sell up to large size. So my friends would try to convince the cashier. It was funny because they'd do it like once a week.
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#10
me and about 12 other people ordered big and tasty meals with bacon, without the bacon from a macdonalds in london during a school trip about a year ago.
not exactly stupid, but mildly amusing watching the guys reaction
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I don't have enough money to order stupid things. I buy something that I need. We're not all as privileged as you.

+1

well said
#12
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I don't have enough money to order stupid things. I buy something that I need. We're not all as privileged as you.

+1000
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#13
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Just the other day!!

I dont know what I was thinking....I even ordered 2!!
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#14
I never waste money on **** either, I'm really sensible with it.

Seemingly alot of people with disposable income literally do just that, dispose of it.
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Boxes.

That was epic.


lol! i totally remember that. Yes indeed it was epic.
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guys, i got it. pucture = the rare breed of green fruits that tend to laugh scoffingly and then question a statement. AKA lolwut pears

CASE CLOSED..
#17
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Not yet. But theres supposed to be an epic hot chilli from a place in Newcastle so I may try that.

#18
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I don't have enough money to order stupid things. I buy something that I need. We're not all as privileged as you.

I'm sorry I didn't mean to offend anyone!! I'm not saying I'm better than anyone else just because I go to a fast food joint every now and then... Or order coffee or w/e the case may be. I was just looking for some funny stories.
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guys, i got it. pucture = the rare breed of green fruits that tend to laugh scoffingly and then question a statement. AKA lolwut pears

CASE CLOSED..
#19
Last night in the pub I ordered a shot consisting of Tequila, White Sambuca and Tobasco sauce. It was ridiculous.
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#20
I ordered a vegetarian sandwich from an extremely asian restaurant. It did not taste that great, and I could only eat half before throwing it away. And I hate wasting food, so I felt bad.
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#21
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me and about 12 other people ordered big and tasty meals with bacon, without the bacon from a macdonalds in london during a school trip about a year ago.
not exactly stupid, but mildly amusing watching the guys reaction

|I do that quite often at burger king - 'XL bacon double cheese burger...without the bacon'
That neartly ground the whole place to a halt for 5 minutes, the 3 of them gathered around trying to figure out what I meant. Then the manager came over, 10 seconds & it was all sorted. That still tickles me
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#22
My friend would always ask for unsalted fries from BK or McD's. Then when they put the fries on his tray he asks for a side of salt. Lol. They get so pissed off, but it's a great way to make sure you get fresh fries.
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#23
When I was on my vegetarian spree a few years ago, I ordered a salad at Johnny's Barbecue. Which, all things considered, is kind of odd.
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#26
I've occasionally ordered meat by mistake, although I'm a vegetarian. Most of the time it's not my fault, but once I ordered a beef burger at a pub... I only realised my mistake when the barmaid put it in front of my face and I was like "Oh, yeah, beef burger is made of dead cow".
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#27
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I've occasionally ordered meat by mistake, although I'm a vegetarian. Most of the time it's not my fault, but once I ordered a beef burger at a pub... I only realised my mistake when the barmaid put it in front of my face and I was like "Oh, yeah, beef burger is made of dead cow".

Psh, veggie n00b .
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#28
Go to a fast food place and ask for the Speggheti basket. When they give you a blank look, just repeat it and point at the menu.
#29
I've also gone to In'N'Out in California and when they asked me "Stay In or Out?" i said "I thought this was In'N'Out!!! I want both!
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guys, i got it. pucture = the rare breed of green fruits that tend to laugh scoffingly and then question a statement. AKA lolwut pears

CASE CLOSED..
#30
I went into a KFC onve trying to get my hands on some KFC buckets for my Halloween outfit of Buckethead. They looked at me funny and then charged my 41 cents.
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#32
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I don't have enough money to order stupid things. I buy something that I need. We're not all as privileged as you.

aye, I'm poor as well
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#33
after a party one night a group of my friends and i decided we all wanted nuggets from mcdonalds. instead of all going there, we sent one guy to order 400 nuggets. it took a while and they thought my friend was completely mental, but we got em eventually.
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#34
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after a party one night a group of my friends and i decided we all wanted nuggets from mcdonalds. instead of all going there, we sent one guy to order 400 nuggets. it took a while and they thought my friend was completely mental, but we got em eventually.

Thats hillarious. Seeing as tonight is a friday and the drive thru is going to be insanely busy with other drunkens wanting food.. I'm giving it a shot.
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guys, i got it. pucture = the rare breed of green fruits that tend to laugh scoffingly and then question a statement. AKA lolwut pears

CASE CLOSED..
#35
I ordered a fried chicken sandwich from Wendy's once. After 2 minutes of stammering and stuttering the drive through lady finally said "uhhhh... do you mean a crispy chicken sandwich?"
This is a great example of why some people will work in fast food their whole life.
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#36
I tried ordering something at Starbucks in a "small" size.
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#39
I ordered the invasion of Poland, if that counts.
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an 8x8 flying dutchman with chiles, large fries animal style and the richard on the side.

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