Poll: My friend got his iPod stolen. What should we do?
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Get the metalheads to gang up on that peice of ****.
85 57%
Tell a teacher.
12 8%
File a report to the cops.
29 19%
Calmly talk to him.
24 16%
Voters: 150.
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#1
and him and all of his friends are pissed. We're pretty sure that some wigger douchebag stole it. What should we do?

A: **** that kid up.

B: Tell a teacher

C: File a report to the cops

D: Calmly talk to the kid.... (like that'll happen....)
#3
I stole an iPod once. It was a very nice lil tool. Then i turned around and sold it for $175 to some kid after the battery got so weak it ouldn't last for more than an hour. I think if he's a godd@mn wigger, he deserves to get fvked up! kill the lil bastard!!!
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#5
maybe be a little smarter next time and keep an eye on your sh*t?
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maybe be a little smarter next time and keep an eye on your ****?


It was during gym class, our school doesn't have locks on our gym lockers (pretty smart, huh?)
#8
Put it this way, if someone stole something of yours. And the kid did not even bother to act it out. Would you kick that **** out of him? I know I would, OWN THE FAGGET.
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#9
yeah first of all ur gay for getting ur ipod stolen. if u know the kid and he's a wigger wiggers are ****s so **** him up. problem solved
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#10
do nothing, it's his faukt for leaving it unattended, minesd ALWAYS in my pocket when i bring it somewhere
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#11
Phone the police...

If you beat him up over it, you're a moron... probably worse than he is.
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#12
ugh Hes So ****ing Gay, Wiggers Are So ****ing Gay, Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Im So ****ing Gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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#13
Quote by ChaoticVengence
do nothing, it's his faukt for leaving it unattended, minesd ALWAYS in my pocket when i bring it somewhere

Well it obviously isn't his fault, it's like saying it's your fault if you leave your bike outside without a lock on and it gets robbed. But there's nothing you can do really.
#14
Quote by feenxfire
I stole an iPod once. It was a very nice lil tool. Then i turned around and sold it for $175 to some kid after the battery got so weak it ouldn't last for more than an hour. I think if he's a godd@mn wigger, he deserves to get fvked up! kill the lil bastard!!!


You deserve to be fucked up.

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#15
get him to talk to the kid, if the kid disrespects him, beat the **** out of the kid, then tell the teacher, then get the cops involved if nothing happens
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#16
I'd like to say "**** him up" but the best thing to do is to get the police, as long as you're sure about it.
#17
Quote by feenxfire
I stole an iPod once. It was a very nice lil tool. Then i turned around and sold it for $175 to some kid after the battery got so weak it ouldn't last for more than an hour. I think if he's a godd@mn wigger, he deserves to get fvked up! kill the lil bastard!!!


you ****
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#19
If you knew it was him I'd say beat his ass but if you're not sure then tell a teacher.
#20
There is no reason to get the cops onvolved. They will copme but then they will tell you that they cant do anything about it unless the object stolen has a worth of over $500. So leave them out of this.
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#21
Kill his whole family?
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#22
Hasn't anyone said it yet? I haven't read it all, so forgive me. but:

Be an hero!

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D: Calmly talk to the kid.... (like that'll happen....)


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#24
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Kill his whole family?


Yeah! That's the best way to get back his iPod...

In fact, you should blindfold them, and tell him you drop one of each family member into the atlantic ocean from 10,000 feet hight each hour untill he gives it back.

Or maybe just take the highroad and tie him up to a chair and electrocute and cut of several unessential bodyparts of the kid untill he gives it back!
#25
Quote by PJBRoC
Put it this way, if someone stole something of yours. And the kid did not even bother to act it out. Would you kick that **** out of him? I know I would, OWN THE FAGGET.


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#27
the same thing happened to my friend. in the gym locker room, when he left they stole his ipod, $5 out of 11 dollars he had and a half-fare metrocard
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#28
Quote by riffmasterjosh
yeah first of all ur gay for getting ur ipod stolen. if u know the kid and he's a wigger wiggers are ****s so **** him up. problem solved

Homosexuals always get their ipod stolen!
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#29
form and group with you, your mate and the metal heads, and gang rape his mother. That'll do the trick
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#30
[I assume you're not in 6th form/college/uni where you're allowed them] and the police won't do anything for the same reason.

It's his fault for taking it into school in the first place.
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#31
you should calmly tell him you know he took it, and you don't get it back in 24 hours, you're gonna take "drastic measures".

Then, as you're walking away, spin around, get right up in his face, and say
"Oh, and by the way. I do. reserve the right. to **** you up."

and walk away. :P
#32
^ Yeah that'll work...
I've seen people try moves almost like that, and we ended up laughing for about 10 minutes non-stop.
#33
Have your friend invest in pockets, they are the latest in handy storage for Ipod sized brickabrack
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#34
Maybe....watch your iPod better?


That's why I don't have one. If a wigger gets into my locker, he'll run away when he sees a CD Player from the Mid-90's and a classic rock CD collection.
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#35
forgive my old man ignorance but what in the name of god is a wigger?

Edit: I'm presuming it's at least vaguely race related
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#36
^^ you haven't heard the song?

"i'm just a wigger. I'm just a white boy who wants to be a (insert highly racial term here)"
#37
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^^ you haven't heard the song?

"i'm just a wigger. I'm just a white boy who wants to be a (insert highly racial term here)"



Haven't heard the song, but consider me informed, you mean like.... Michael Jackson.
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#38
Yeah had mine stolen a while back, though I have no idea who took it so now I just don't use an iPod.

Anywho unless your sure it was him don't be quick too accuse others and think this true.
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#39
Quote by rickyy
ugh Hes So ****ing Gay, Wiggers Are So ****ing Gay, Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Im So ****ing Gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Im Such A ****ing Faggggggggggggggg111111111



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#40
Quote by zeppelinpage4

Anywho unless your sure it was him don't be quick too accuse others and think this true.


Very true. Just because this guy's a Wigger doesn't mean he nicked it.
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